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Signs Around The World That Make Too Much Sense
« on: April 17, 2002, 05:11:33 PM »
(lmao this shit is really funny when you picture it in your head, like this shit happening and being real and all, and yes apparently this is all real shit)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world:

* Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

* At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

* Doctor's office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

* Hotel, Acapulco: THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

* Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

* Car rental brochure, Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT,TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.

* In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

* On the grounds of a private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

* On an Athi River highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

* On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

* In a city restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

*One of the Mathare buildings: MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE.

* A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

* In a Pumwani maternity ward: NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

* In a cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

* Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

* On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR..

* In a Tokyo bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

* In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

* Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand: PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.

* Hotel brochure, Italy: THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.
 

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Re: Signs Around The World That Make Too Much Sens
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2002, 05:55:08 PM »
LMAO!

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Re: Signs Around The World That Make Too Much Sens
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2002, 02:42:17 AM »
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On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.



ROTFLMMFAO
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Re: Signs Around The World That Make Too Much Sens
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2002, 03:07:35 AM »
;D ;Dhahahahahahahah  :o ;D
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Re: Signs Around The World That Make Too Much Sens
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2002, 01:21:15 PM »
LMAO!


are these real?
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Re: Signs Around The World That Make Too Much Sens
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2002, 03:35:38 PM »
^^ ROFL


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* Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.



Wtf? Making fun of Norwegians?
At least Norwegians are smart enough to keep the children off the booze-bottle.


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Re: Signs Around The World That Make Too Much Sens
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2002, 04:38:33 PM »
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LMAO!


are these real?


apparently, lol
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Re: Signs Around The World That Make Too Much Sens
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2002, 08:41:44 AM »
LOL
lol @ "tootle your horn"
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