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Alexander Vinokourov

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WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« on: November 29, 2007, 08:51:08 PM »
excuse me,

i have heard a rumours that Borat is circulating these message boards. i am looking for him becos i have found out he has done the dance of hanky panky with my wife in our home country.

i am going to turn his skull into tiny pieces. is he here?

i am gracious for your time americans.

-A
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 11:24:12 PM »
Have you tried the porn section?
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 11:27:00 PM »
Oh shit, this is gonna be some hardcore, no homo, kazakh e-beef!
Didn't know they had internet ova there! :laugh:
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2007, 11:29:09 PM »
Uhhhh if you is speakings on Borat Sagdiyev, he is my friends, he come from Kazakhstan not 2 long ego. His wife is vaarryyy nice, but now she loose like Regis Philmans necks, my neice is way more tight, she has not been broken in yet, GREAT SUCCESS!!!
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 05:07:56 AM »
ROFL... ;D ;D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Borat Sagdiyev

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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2007, 05:53:26 AM »
Look Mr. Alexander Vinokourov, she make a first move.  He vagine not greatest in world, that why I leave her at home with you.  You come and make my skulls into tiny pieces bitch, and I hang you.  I have homies from CA to GA bitch.  Suck my tits.
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Alexander Vinokourov

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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2007, 06:48:26 AM »
You think you are what the americans call tough guy do you? Just because you in big movie means nothing Borat, my pockets are fatter than a moose in season of summer.

I am cyclist, famous cyclist, and me and my "homies" roll in bikie gang of lycra wearing and pedal pushing.

You watch out Borat becos I'm onto you. My wife has received 45 lashes for her sleeping around and now it is the time for you to receive your punishing ment.
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2007, 07:46:32 AM »
Maybe if you not take performance drugs, you cock would not be small.  That is reason your wife come to me to make a sextime.  To make even, I will let you fuck a my sister.  She tight.
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2007, 08:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Borat Sagdiyev on November 30, 2007, 07:46:32 AM
Maybe if you not take performance drugs, you cock would not be small.  That is reason your wife come to me to make a sextime.  To make even, I will let you fuck a my sister.  She tight.

 :laugh:
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2007, 09:25:47 AM »
Quote from: K.Dub on November 30, 2007, 08:56:22 AM
Quote from: Borat Sagdiyev on November 30, 2007, 07:46:32 AM
Maybe if you not take performance drugs, you cock would not be small.  That is reason your wife come to me to make a sextime.  To make even, I will let you fuck a my sister.  She tight.

 :laugh:
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2007, 11:57:00 AM »
Quote from: *Z* - The Queen of Dubcc on November 30, 2007, 05:07:56 AM
ROFL... ;D ;D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

z i was gonna make a post to see if u where still active ain't seen u around in a bit

u good?
« Last Edit: November 30, 2007, 12:00:22 PM by .:TimeLock:. »
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2007, 12:48:50 PM »
Quote from: .:TimeLock:. on November 30, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
Quote from: *Z* - The Queen of Dubcc on November 30, 2007, 05:07:56 AM
ROFL... ;D ;D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

z i was gonna make a post to see if u where still active ain't seen u around in a bit

u good?

yea im good i had very little time with all the exams in school, K12 is hella tough in germany  :-\
but its nice to see you guys again ;)
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2007, 12:54:36 PM »
this thread is so wack
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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 03:57:35 PM »
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Alexander Vinokourov

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Re: WHERE IS THE BORAT?
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2007, 04:09:26 PM »
Quote from: Borat Sagdiyev on November 30, 2007, 07:46:32 AM
Maybe if you not take performance drugs, you cock would not be small.  That is reason your wife come to me to make a sextime.  To make even, I will let you fuck a my sister.  She tight.

Deal.
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