Funny joke

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Three men are on a road trip when they pull over to stay at a hotel that they see.

They go in and see the lady who apparently runs the joint and they ask her for a vacant room.

She replied, "Sure, but only if you DON'T go into the basement!"

The men agree and she gives them a room.

That night, the men are so curious that they sneak into the basement, only to find that it's full of chopped off dicks!

The woman that runs the place sees them and says, "OK, now I'm going to have to add you all to my collection."

She asks the first man, "What does your father do for a living?"

He says, "Well, my dad is in the lawn mowing business."

So the woman finds a lawn mower and off goes his dick.

The woman asks the second man, "What does your father do for a living?"

He replies in tears, "My dad is in the tool supply industry."

So she finds a saw and off does his dick.

The woman then turns to the third guy only to see that he is laughing hysterically. "Why the hell are you laughing? Don't you know what's going to happen to you?"

He smiles and says, "Yeah, my dad is in the lollipop business, you're gonna hafta suck mine off!"

[daWappla]

lol

Check this:

A plance crashes on an island and the only survivors are two men and a woman. There is no way to flee from the island so they make the best of it. You know they all have their sexual desires so one day the woman hooks up with one of the men. They´re having a good time until the woman feels sorry for the other man and dumps her lover for the other. So they hook up and things are good for some time until the woman feels sorry for the other again and decides to have a three way relationship. Things are going good again for some time until the woman decides that she can´t be the toy of both men and commits suicide. Now the men don´t know what to do but you know they both have sexual desires so they decide to make the best out of it. Things are good again for some time until they both feel really guilty and finally decide to bury the woman. lol

[NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO]

LMAO!!!

lol

Check this:

A plance crashes on an island and the only survivors are two men and a woman. There is no way to flee from the island so they make the best of it. You know they all have their sexual desires so one day the woman hooks up with one of the men. They´re having a good time until the woman feels sorry for the other man and dumps her lover for the other. So they hook up and things are good for some time until the woman feels sorry for the other again and decides to have a three way relationship. Things are going good again for some time until the woman decides that she can´t be the toy of both men and commits suicide. Now the men don´t know what to do but you know they both have sexual desires so they decide to make the best out of it. Things are good again for some time until they both feel really guilty and finally decide to bury the woman. lol

[Money]

hahaha

[Lunatic]

LMAO at both of those

[UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over]

lol

Check this:

A plance crashes on an island and the only survivors are two men and a woman. There is no way to flee from the island so they make the best of it. You know they all have their sexual desires so one day the woman hooks up with one of the men. They´re having a good time until the woman feels sorry for the other man and dumps her lover for the other. So they hook up and things are good for some time until the woman feels sorry for the other again and decides to have a three way relationship. Things are going good again for some time until the woman decides that she can´t be the toy of both men and commits suicide. Now the men don´t know what to do but you know they both have sexual desires so they decide to make the best out of it. Things are good again for some time until they both feel really guilty and finally decide to bury the woman. lol

lol

[Jdub925]

haha

[Dr. Octagon]

I can't decide which joke was lamest.

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[Borat Sagdiyev]

Both joke a very funny.