I woke up this morning in a stranger's backyard with vomit on my suit.....

[Sikotic™]

....and the vomit wasn't mine.

That's when you know you had a good night.

[Lunatic]

LMFAO

[Dr. Octagon]

How far away were you from the start point ?

I knew I should have sent out a search team !

[Sikotic™]

How far away were you from the start point ?

I knew I should have sent out a search team !

It wasn't necessary. My brother filed a missing person report on me lol

[NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO]

LOL sounds dope

[Meho]

Lol, been there done that (never with somebody elses vomit though).

The funniest thing happened to my friend: he was so drunk that he didn't enter his apartment but simply decided to sleep on this huge ass parking lot that's in front of his apartment buliding. He even took all his clothes off (luckily for every human being he left his boxers on) and covered himself with couple of leaves. The best thing is that he is really tall and bulk, so nobody could not have seen him.

I still piss my pants when he talks about it when we're high or drunk.

[Sikotic™]

Lol, been there done that (never with somebody elses vomit though).

The funniest thing happened to my friend: he was so drunk that he didn't enter his apartment but simply decided to sleep on this huge ass parking lot that's in front of his apartment buliding. He even took all his clothes off (luckily for every human being he left his boxers on) and covered himself with couple of leaves. The best thing is that he is really tall and bulk, so nobody could not have seen him.

I still piss my pants when he talks about it when we're high or drunk.

lol thats funny.. I had all my clothes on at least. My fucking suit is ruined though.

I went into the house and looked in the mirror, it looked like I was kidnapped and beaten up or something. The side of my head fucking hurts too. Either somebody hit me for being a drunk asshole or I fell down and hit my head on the concrete. I got all these aches and pains and I don't know why lol

[The Watcher]

i was at a party ~ 3 years ago with a few friends, me and one of them were pretty drunk sitting in a chair, next thing i know he looks at me in the face and throws up all over me, i end up crawling to the front yard of the house and pass out under a tree where people are balancing beer bottles etc on my head, then i wake up the next morning in my boxers under some dudes car out the front of the house

doesn't really get more fucked up than that

[Oklin]

I still piss my pants

[Intriago33]

Arguably the best thread title of 2007.

[Man On The Moon]

LMAO! You's a fool, my man.

[SGV]

LOL. Reminds me of the scene in Beerfest when the dude woke up naked in the field with blood all over him...

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

What were you sippin on?

[big mat]

i woke up once in an elevator in a creepy building shit i was scared as fuck dude told me that a bunch a people used the elevator and i was there sleeping

[Jdub925]

haha sounds like my kinda night