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Quote from: Styles1 on December 04, 2007, 11:06:30 AMThe vast majority of my drunken stories happened when I was at an age where I drank and didn't know when to stop. You just drink until you pass out....lol. Sadly at the age of 22, I'm still at that point. But seriously, I usually have self-control in public.....USUALLY. The thing is, I've been busting my ass with school and work the past 2 months (I haven't even went out on the weekends) and I finally had a day off where I could bang out and just go fuckin crazy so I took the opportunity. I figured, this party is only 5-6 minutes away from my pad, so I'll get wasted, and have someone drop me off at my place. Unfortunately, plans did not go accordingly, but fuck it I had a blast.New updates I heard: some dude I ran into at CSUN today told me he was there and said the guy throwing the party was pissed because I broke his vacuum cleaner. My question to him is: why the fuck do you have a vacuum cleaner out during a party you're throwing?
The vast majority of my drunken stories happened when I was at an age where I drank and didn't know when to stop. You just drink until you pass out....lol.
This happened two weekends ago...My homies and I got off work around 11:30pm and headed back to my house to get our drink on before we head to the bar. Knowing that the bars close here at 2am we had to get down to business. My homie and I drank a 26er, which is 26 shots of vodka in 40 minutes in vodka waters. We head to the bar by 12:30 and kept drinkiing triple vodka waters no lie. It's after last call and we're so sauced, this girl i had been hollering at was near by and had been drinking and wanted to hook up. So i met with her and her girls and went back to her friends place. We get back, one of her girls is puking, i dont remember it. And we hit this fold out couch and start proceeding to get down. Apparently just before we did, i was on top doing my thing and she said out of nowhere i flopped on her and passed out. She was saying my name thinking i was joking but i hadn't moved in a couple minutes. So she starts trying to get me off of her cause she figures the nights over. But i'm total dead weight. She said after about a five minute struggle she got me off though.I woke up the next morning, sat up and had no clue where i was. I'm looking around and then the blankets start moving next to me and i start tripping out. Her head pops out and it starts coming back to me. The best part is I look down and my dick is hanging out of my long johns lol. I wore them the night before to work, cause we were doing valet outside and it was hella cold. I hadn't noticed though until the room started filling up with her friends. There's my piece,chill
Quote from: King Sikotic on December 03, 2007, 12:36:08 PMThe internet is a crazy thing. I'm up on facebook last night, and I find pictures from that night. I don't even remember drinking that much, but you never know when you're playing beer pong. I think it's safe to say I lost:LMAO SIK YOUR MY HERO, DRUNK PEOPLE ARE FUNNY <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/5YcDAthRAJo&autoplay=0" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/5YcDAthRAJo&autoplay=0</a>
The internet is a crazy thing. I'm up on facebook last night, and I find pictures from that night. I don't even remember drinking that much, but you never know when you're playing beer pong. I think it's safe to say I lost:
Quote from: AlerG on December 04, 2007, 06:42:59 PMThis happened two weekends ago...My homies and I got off work around 11:30pm and headed back to my house to get our drink on before we head to the bar. Knowing that the bars close here at 2am we had to get down to business. My homie and I drank a 26er, which is 26 shots of vodka in 40 minutes in vodka waters. We head to the bar by 12:30 and kept drinkiing triple vodka waters no lie. It's after last call and we're so sauced, this girl i had been hollering at was near by and had been drinking and wanted to hook up. So i met with her and her girls and went back to her friends place. We get back, one of her girls is puking, i dont remember it. And we hit this fold out couch and start proceeding to get down. Apparently just before we did, i was on top doing my thing and she said out of nowhere i flopped on her and passed out. She was saying my name thinking i was joking but i hadn't moved in a couple minutes. So she starts trying to get me off of her cause she figures the nights over. But i'm total dead weight. She said after about a five minute struggle she got me off though.I woke up the next morning, sat up and had no clue where i was. I'm looking around and then the blankets start moving next to me and i start tripping out. Her head pops out and it starts coming back to me. The best part is I look down and my dick is hanging out of my long johns lol. I wore them the night before to work, cause we were doing valet outside and it was hella cold. I hadn't noticed though until the room started filling up with her friends. There's my piece,chillHaha, did you ever hook up with her after that? your shit was probably hangin out cuz they were messin with you while you were passed out...LOL.
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