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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 06:35:07 PM »
can you say, bullshit
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 12:22:20 AM »
for the most part yeah...who here have noticed that mormon girls are like closet sluts
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 06:17:12 AM »
Get Trauma in here, he converted to mormonism.  Seriously.
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 07:25:45 AM »
"...endless celestial sex, produced billions of spirit children"
Elohim was a god damn playa  8)

Lol, this was actually funny to watch. Indian Isralites?  :laugh:
The way blacks became black  :laugh:

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2008, 08:34:34 AM »
for the most part yeah...who here have noticed that mormon girls are like closet sluts

http://belladonna.com/

^ she is a mormon :P
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2008, 09:08:44 AM »
another thing the eloheems were a group of extraterrestials not one person. that shit is soo bullshit
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2008, 06:46:23 PM »
for the most part yeah...who here have noticed that mormon girls are like closet sluts

lol@ Mormon girls bein the life of the party...

Ive always heard this about Christian girls too. Pretty much any bitch thats been socially retarded because of their religion.
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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2008, 07:39:52 PM »
Allah says Mormonism sucks.
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2008, 08:32:22 PM »
Allah says Mormonism sucks.

Allah aint the only one lol.

Somethin about two barely legal guys riding bicycles around with helmets, black slacks, white button up shirts with the sleeves cut off and a black ties that just screams...."im a fag". Sorry if that offends any Mormons on the board, but the shit is gay lol. We got this huge Mormon temple down here....right off the 5 freeway. The shit looks like Disneyland. Looks like a White Castle. Ive always wished someone would open up a franchised "White Castle" hamburger spot right in front of it lol.


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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2008, 09:55:55 PM »
Mormons chicks are freaks though. That is FACT.
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2008, 09:59:18 PM »
Mormons chicks are freaks though. That is FACT.

yeah exactally someone explain why though....is it cuz there so restricted?

 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2008, 10:04:23 PM »
Mormons chicks are freaks though. That is FACT.

yeah exactally someone explain why though....is it cuz there so restricted?



Yep. So many rules and don't do this and don't do that. Most of them girls can't wait to go to college somewhere else and "let loose". Especially when it comes to black men. Not making this into a jungle fever thread or anything but black men is like forbidden fruit to them in their religion.
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2008, 10:24:11 PM »
I watched that video in high school and laughed my ass off.
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2008, 10:50:44 PM »
Mormons chicks are freaks though. That is FACT.

yeah exactally someone explain why though....is it cuz there so restricted?



Yep. So many rules and don't do this and don't do that. Most of them girls can't wait to go to college somewhere else and "let loose". Especially when it comes to black men. Not making this into a jungle fever thread or anything but black men is like forbidden fruit to them in their religion.

o shitt now i know why they like black dudes so much
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 11:22:14 PM »
Get Trauma in here, he converted to mormonism.  Seriously.

Yes, where is Trauma? He hasn't stopped by to confirm or deny anything...
 

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Re: This Is What Mormons Actually Believe?
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 11:44:12 PM »
Mormons chicks are freaks though. That is FACT.

yeah exactally someone explain why though....is it cuz there so restricted?



Yep. So many rules and don't do this and don't do that. Most of them girls can't wait to go to college somewhere else and "let loose". Especially when it comes to black men. Not making this into a jungle fever thread or anything but black men is like forbidden fruit to them in their religion.

o shitt now i know why they like black dudes so much

Their religion does not show me anything otherwise that says blacks are cool so it is forbidden pretty much. Except for playing sports for their universities. So the girls are already curious on that tip to begin with. That and other than St George or Salt Lake City or a couple other cities, you can drive for MILES before you see a black person in Utah.