Author Topic: Things that make Jewish people happy?  (Read 508 times)

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Things that make Jewish people happy?
« on: February 13, 2008, 07:49:07 PM »
-the horse track
-numbers
-learning new yiddish words
-organization
-honest mechanics
-the voice of a blessed Cantor
-shofar skills
-when somebody says "happy holidays" instead of "merry christmas"
-ancient ruins
-telling somebody that Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman
-interest building over 25+ years in low risk savings bonds
-Elie Weisel

LMAO keep it rolling....
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 07:52:24 PM »
My brother made me buy a book by Elie Wiesel the other day for his 10th grade English class. Jewish propaganda I tell ya. Anyways, I'll contribute to this list:

- Mutilated penises
My Chihuahuas Are Eternal

THA SAUCE HOUSE
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 07:57:38 PM »
-Gelfita (sp) Fish
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 08:04:52 PM »
Woody Allen
 

Sparegeez

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 08:06:17 PM »
Kobe Bryant
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 08:12:16 PM »
- Being careful not to call someone a "jew" infront of them.
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 08:12:48 PM »
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 08:17:48 PM »
-a good olive
-consideration
-Moses references
-Saab's
-Necro (for angry joo kids who's father couldn't pass the bar exam years before)
-costco
-Barbra Streisand in Yentl
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 08:32:13 PM »
Kobe Bryant
lol
hahahaha

telling you that being disrespectfull to em is something illegal because of the holocaust
anything that is free
bagels
bald heads women
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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 08:42:25 PM »
jerry sienfield



'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2008, 09:09:49 PM »
stealin land from palestinians and killin palestinians......
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2008, 09:48:38 PM »
Funny...none of those things make me or any Jew I know happy (besides Kobe Bryant). LOL.
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2008, 09:48:49 PM »
matza
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2008, 09:50:00 PM »
Jon Stewart
are you people that dumb and slow...lol...
Tuff one...but quik is up there...put it on me is classic imo and on some detox shit...dj lethal>>dj quik....rza>>premo.....dre>>>quik....rza=dre....dre, rza, quik, dj lethal>>>>>timberland, rockwielder, EIMINEM, mannie fresh
 

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Re: Things that make Jewish people happy?
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2008, 10:35:33 PM »
Kobe Bryant

i laughed hard when i saw this