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The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« on: April 03, 2002, 06:43:24 PM »
ok here's how this goes, you gotta come up with the most clever and funny ways to tell us why your dick is so big, it can be something you heard from someone else or something you make up, ill get us started with 5:

1. my dick is so big it's in the other room right now mixing us drinks.
2. my dick is so big it has russel simmons on hold.
3. my dick is so big it has knee-caps.
4. my dick is so big that i could wear it as a neck tie but i'm too scared i'm gonna get a wood and choke myself to death.
5. my dick is so big that my dick has a dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

your turn, peace.
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2002, 07:03:33 PM »
my dick is so big, when i shove it up a bitches ass, she starts throwing up cum

LOL all i can think of now

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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2002, 07:04:43 PM »
My dick is so big when I fuck a bithc in the pussy it comes out of her mouth..
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2002, 07:05:24 PM »
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My dick is so big when I fuck a bithc in the pussy it comes out of her mouth..


lol wtf, i jus spit a line like dat

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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2002, 07:38:35 PM »
My dick is so big when I shove down a bitch's throat, she says she aint ready 4 anal sex.......


My Dick is so big Im already fuckin a bitch tommorow.......lol, does that make sense?
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2002, 07:43:08 PM »
i have a big dick!!!!!
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2002, 07:44:15 PM »
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My dick is so big when I shove down a bitch's throat, she says she aint ready 4 anal sex.......


My Dick is so big Im already fuckin a bitch tommorow.......lol, does that make sense?



lmfao



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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2002, 03:27:45 AM »
My dick is so big an old blind dude grabbed it and went "Is this my walking stick"
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2002, 03:30:19 AM »
*R Kelly walks in.....*

"my dick is so big, lil kids use it as a  see saw"

*R Kelly walks out......*
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2002, 03:17:09 PM »
....hey but what if i have a small dick...


lol j/k...or maybe i'm not ;)
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2002, 03:30:47 PM »
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....hey but what if i have a small dick...


lol j/k...or maybe i'm not ;)


LMAO!!!

your dick is so small it looks like you got TWO belly buttons

your dick is so small you couldn't break "A CHEERIO"
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2002, 03:43:38 PM »
my dick is so big, rite when u look at it, u start chokin on it

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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2002, 04:05:30 PM »
My pee pee is so big, when I ejaculate I flood cities.
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2002, 05:17:00 PM »
My dick is so big, that ever since yur girl seen it...she cant stop doin this >>>>  :o

My dick is so big, midgets do pull-ups on it...

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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2002, 05:24:32 PM »
*M Dogg walks in*

I'm a muthaphukkin' Mexican, you figure out how big my dick is

*M Dogg walks out as three fine ass bitches are riding on his dick at once*
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2002, 05:29:04 PM »
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*M Dogg walks in*

I'm a muthaphukkin' Mexican, you figure out how big my dick is

*M Dogg walks out as three fine ass bitches are riding on his dick at once*


*as we hear them complainin...."it keeps slippin out!"* lol
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2002, 05:30:00 PM »
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*M Dogg walks in*

I'm a muthaphukkin' Mexican, you figure out how big my dick is

*M Dogg walks out as three fine ass bitches are riding on his dick at once*

*barf at the thought of M dogg  actaully getting laid* :-X
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2002, 05:32:04 PM »
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*barf at the thought of M dogg  actaully getting laid* :-X


your my sister... shut up. I wan't even going to post 'cause your on this board more than me...LOL... but I said what the hell.
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2002, 05:36:16 PM »
my dick is LARGE....go peep what your mom is doing NOW

my dick is LARGE...statue of libery is my babymother
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2002, 06:02:13 PM »
dawm, some of ya'll ain't go nothing else to do
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2002, 06:32:07 PM »
my dick is so big b/c i said so
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2002, 06:38:29 PM »
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LMAO!!!

your dick is so small it looks like you got TWO belly buttons

your dick is so small you couldn't break "A CHEERIO"



Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2002, 06:55:42 PM »
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Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.


HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!


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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2002, 07:04:23 PM »
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Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.

what happens if u jus got really big balls
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2002, 01:19:04 PM »
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what happens if u jus got really big balls



Than you need to check with a doctor or some shit..LoL, JK...



anyways, Blade and Roccy, whats up with yall stealing my dick jokes LoL...



Well...

My dick is so big it looks like im climbing a tree when i jack off...


My dick is so big I fuck hoes in different area Codes...


ANd the one Blade and Roccy stole from me originaly goes like this...

My dick is so big I can fuck two bitches at the same time, how u ask? I fuck bitch number 1 first & the dick goes so far down her pussy it comes out of her mouth, and than the second bitch gets fucked with my dick coming out of the first bitches mouth...LoL
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