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ToNe1904

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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2002, 04:29:04 PM »
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*M Dogg walks in*

I'm a muthaphukkin' Mexican, you figure out how big my dick is

*M Dogg walks out as three fine ass bitches are riding on his dick at once*


*as we hear them complainin...."it keeps slippin out!"* lol
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2002, 04:30:00 PM »
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*M Dogg walks in*

I'm a muthaphukkin' Mexican, you figure out how big my dick is

*M Dogg walks out as three fine ass bitches are riding on his dick at once*

*barf at the thought of M dogg  actaully getting laid* :-X
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2002, 04:32:04 PM »
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*barf at the thought of M dogg  actaully getting laid* :-X


your my sister... shut up. I wan't even going to post 'cause your on this board more than me...LOL... but I said what the hell.
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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2002, 04:36:16 PM »
my dick is LARGE....go peep what your mom is doing NOW

my dick is LARGE...statue of libery is my babymother
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2002, 05:02:13 PM »
dawm, some of ya'll ain't go nothing else to do
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2002, 05:32:07 PM »
my dick is so big b/c i said so
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« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2002, 05:38:29 PM »
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LMAO!!!

your dick is so small it looks like you got TWO belly buttons

your dick is so small you couldn't break "A CHEERIO"



Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2002, 05:55:42 PM »
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Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.


HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!


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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2002, 06:04:23 PM »
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Your dick is so small you piss on yur nuts.

what happens if u jus got really big balls
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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2002, 12:19:04 PM »
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what happens if u jus got really big balls



Than you need to check with a doctor or some shit..LoL, JK...



anyways, Blade and Roccy, whats up with yall stealing my dick jokes LoL...



Well...

My dick is so big it looks like im climbing a tree when i jack off...


My dick is so big I fuck hoes in different area Codes...


ANd the one Blade and Roccy stole from me originaly goes like this...

My dick is so big I can fuck two bitches at the same time, how u ask? I fuck bitch number 1 first & the dick goes so far down her pussy it comes out of her mouth, and than the second bitch gets fucked with my dick coming out of the first bitches mouth...LoL
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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2002, 12:39:53 PM »
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dawm, some of ya'll ain't go nothing else to do



lol what about if they just have a good sense of humor?
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2002, 12:56:04 PM »
If only I had a dick.  :'(

Oh ya...I do.

My dick is so big, when the hoes was looking for it, they couldn't find it, cause they was on it!
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2002, 07:26:01 PM »
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Than you need to check with a doctor or some shit..LoL, JK...



anyways, Blade and Roccy, whats up with yall stealing my dick jokes LoL...



Well...

My dick is so big it looks like im climbing a tree when i jack off...


My dick is so big I fuck hoes in different area Codes...


ANd the one Blade and Roccy stole from me originaly goes like this...

My dick is so big I can fuck two bitches at the same time, how u ask? I fuck bitch number 1 first & the dick goes so far down her pussy it comes out of her mouth, and than the second bitch gets fucked with my dick coming out of the first bitches mouth...LoL



lol i didnt steal tha joke from u, i made it a few days b4 u told me ure joke

 -{bLaDe}
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Re: The Official 'My Dick Is So Big' Thread...
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2002, 03:43:41 AM »
lol i was rollin on the floor when I read those here:

My Dick is so big Im already fuckin a bitch tommorow.......lol, does that make sense?
my dick is so big it's in the other room right now mixing us drinks.
My dick is so big an old blind dude grabbed it and went "Is this my walking stick"


Alright, My DIck is So Big it takes longer lunches than I do.

My dick is so big, it has a basement

My dick is so big, you're standing on it.

And I heard this one from someone else:

My dick is so big, NASA once launched a probe to find the end of it.
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