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Dogg_Pound_Gangsta

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funny shit
« on: April 03, 2002, 08:15:04 PM »
President Bill Clinton called Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Bill, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Certainement! I will get on hit right haway." said Jean.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said President Bill.
"Oui?"
"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" asked Clinton.
"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that, Chretien hung up and called the president of Trojan.
"I need a favor. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, an sen'em to Hamerica."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be bleu, blanc 'n rouge in color; hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia' meter."
"That's easily done. Anything else?"
"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size: MEDIUM."
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Re: funny shit
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2002, 08:27:02 PM »
That was.......pretty good.....  ;)
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Re: funny shit
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2002, 01:49:59 PM »
Quote
President Bill Clinton called Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Bill, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Certainement! I will get on hit right haway." said Jean.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said President Bill.
"Oui?"
"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" asked Clinton.
"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that, Chretien hung up and called the president of Trojan.
"I need a favor. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, an sen'em to Hamerica."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be bleu, blanc 'n rouge in color; hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia' meter."
"That's easily done. Anything else?"
"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size: MEDIUM."

;D thats funkin cute as hell!!
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Re: funny shit
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2002, 04:25:17 PM »
I don't get it ???
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Re: funny shit
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2002, 04:54:54 PM »
ima  bit confused on it but i think i get it...lol:) sum1 explain it to me  ???
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Re: funny shit
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2002, 04:57:45 PM »
SO Canadian got bigger wee wee's then Americans?
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Re: funny shit
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2002, 05:31:48 PM »
LMAO!!
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Re: funny shit
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2002, 06:24:07 AM »
;D
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