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Punchlines.......
« on: April 02, 2002, 04:10:05 PM »
Here's an idea i had, i'm not sure if it'll work or not but here goes:


Ok, post some punchlines, just punchlines.......
the point is to make them as dumb as possible

"No, But that's a nice ski-mask!!!!"
 

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Re: Punchlines.......
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2002, 04:11:19 PM »
So he said, "Yeah, It's in the pool!!!"
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Re: Punchlines.......
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2002, 04:37:04 PM »
"ya killer boots man"
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2002, 05:26:50 PM »
(Knock Knock Joke)

"Little Boy Blue Michael Jackson"
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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2002, 06:39:13 PM »
and then he ran away with the goat!!  ;D



why ??  :'(
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2002, 07:40:22 PM »
"fuck that, i ain't gonna start dating till i'm married"
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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2002, 07:41:04 PM »
"if anyone cares i'm gonna go knaw on a pic-nick table"
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2002, 07:42:09 PM »
""gum in your hair is like a bird with a whistle"
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Re: Punchlines.......
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2002, 10:35:40 PM »
in an ambulance u got a chance,  in a hearse gotta be worse!
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2002, 10:40:11 PM »
"umm hi"

"does a dick have to be so long"

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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2002, 10:41:50 PM »
The Fellow potatoes watched in horror and screamed "OH MY GOD, THEY ARE SKINNING HIM ALIVE!!!"

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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2002, 10:41:57 AM »
'so i says, there's no way that them freckles of yours could walk off your face and land in my soup, it's not like they eat dogfood for brunch'.
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2002, 02:01:32 PM »
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'so i says, there's no way that them freckles of yours could walk off your face and land in my soup, it's not like they eat dogfood for brunch'.


WFT?? LMFAO!!!
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2002, 02:52:18 PM »
So I said, "Yeah, they're steves pants!!"
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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2002, 06:33:43 PM »
'then i says, i would normally use my tonsils to pivet around you but i'm on an arabian cheese diet'

peace.
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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2002, 06:38:58 PM »
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'then i says, i would normally use my tonsils to pivet around you but i'm on an arabian cheese diet'

peace.


LMFAO!!!!!  AlerG is crowned the king of punchlines!!
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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2002, 01:20:07 PM »
"sure thing Bob"


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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2002, 01:22:47 PM »
"suck my bone cuz im a thug"

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