Author Topic: Share a true story...... Anything  (Read 672 times)

Big Magus

  • Lil Geezy
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 78
  • Karma: 3
  • KILLAFORNIA BABY!!!!!
Share a true story...... Anything
« on: April 03, 2008, 09:02:37 AM »
Okay here we go!

When I was in 7th grade my friend got into some problems with this other guy. Now we all agreed to meet at the soccer field after school. So we got there and of course a bunch of us were surrounding them in a circle. Now they started throwing punches cat each other and my friend Robert hed him on the ground kicking him and that other guy tried pulling Robert down by his shirt flannel! So Robert pushed back and that other guy tore his flannel shirt off! Now I thought he had a white shirt on but he turned around and had an Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan Summer Slam shirt on! LMFAO every one started laughing and so did the guy who got his ass kicked. And Robert walked off saying " I don't give a FUCK " he kept repeating it like 5 times while walking away!

I could never forget that dude! Shyt was funny!

Magus
www.thawasteland.com


[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

  • Guest
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 10:07:39 AM »
LOL...It's much funnier to see some shithead get his ass beat then to catch someone wearing a Summerslam t-shirt.
 

Native_Joe99

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1447
  • Karma: -54
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 10:15:26 AM »
well heres a true story i fucked my girlfriends sister, and 2 of her cousins within a 2 week period.

 
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

  • Guest
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 10:16:51 AM »
well heres a true story i fucked my girlfriends sister, and 2 of her cousins within a 2 week period.

 


your current gf? better stay away from that hoe ass family, unless it's strictly for beatage.
 

Native_Joe99

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1447
  • Karma: -54
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2008, 10:20:36 AM »
well heres a true story i fucked my girlfriends sister, and 2 of her cousins within a 2 week period.

 


your current gf? better stay away from that hoe ass family, unless it's strictly for beatage.

nah my current girlfriend is a fuckin dime piece i couldnt do that to her, lol. but the girl before her, i mean she wasnt ugly at all, but she was kinda like one of those girls who looked better naked than with clothes on, her sister was cute but kinda big, and one of her cousins looked good but she had like 3 or 4 kids, and the other i kinda had to close my eyes when i fucked her, cuz she had a aight body but a funky lookin face lol. i only fucked dat bitch once n never again. it was seriously a brown paper bag moment.
 

LooN3y

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4568
  • Karma: -310
  • Paid Tha Cost 2 Be Tha Boss
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2008, 11:14:16 AM »
we were goin to vegas with fake id's n a half ounce of og, smoked 1 blunt n got pulled over cuz the dumbass homie was speedin -.-, GOT MY ID tooken away n 1 otherhomie did too. so all we did was walk around n eat. later we meet the homies  dime pieces bitches n we were walkin down the strip n sum big white southern type football player n his homies says some disrespectful shit to the hoes and we start scrappin wit them on teh strip lol this nigga gets cracked by a beer bottle n still gets up, lol after we dropped him we booked it into mgm and at the parking lot we see the SAME mutha fuckers, n than we juz started scrappin lol but this time his homies kickd back, n the security came N THOUGHT WE were the victims cuz this guy WAS FUCKING HUGE.
818

Tha Reella - Slap A Nigga Up Like Wyatt Earp / Sig downsized, too big.
 

Big Magus

  • Lil Geezy
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 78
  • Karma: 3
  • KILLAFORNIA BABY!!!!!
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2008, 01:23:13 PM »
Lmao that's a tight ass memory to always remember homie!!! lol Thnx 4 sharing.

Magus
www.thawasteland.com


[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
 

Big Magus

  • Lil Geezy
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 78
  • Karma: 3
  • KILLAFORNIA BABY!!!!!
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2008, 01:28:38 PM »
I got anothe one, but this ones embarrasing!

When I was about 4 or 5 I went with my mom to K-Mart in Ventura California after church. So there we were in the clothes section and I don't know what the hell happened but I totally lost track of my mom................. dude I was soo freaking scared at the time I started crying asking yelling " Mama donde estas? AMA???? " crying which by the way means MOM WHERE ARE YOU MOM? and then I went up front crying and everyone was just looking at me with a straight face..... they ended up calling my mom on the intercome but she couldn't understand because she doesn't know any english so she had no clue............. I waited crying lmao until my mom showed up........... I got all happy and my dad found out and got all PISSED " pos paque llora mijo??? eh ? no que es hombre? Nomas eso faltava! " which means WHY WERE YOU CRYING??? HA? AREN'T YOU A MAN? anyway I don't know if it's funny or serious but after that I hardly cried about anything....... I think it's funny now but it wasn't at the time.
__________________

Magus
www.thawasteland.com


[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

  • Guest
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2008, 02:51:41 PM »
I was soo freaking scared at the time I started crying asking yelling " Mama donde estas? AMA???? " crying


LOLLL
 

when it rains it pours

  • Guest
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2008, 04:11:08 PM »
one time i was driving to pick up my friend from school and it was a pretty short drive about 15 mins, so i pick him up and we decide to go get some food, and im like sure, and we decide to get some mexican food, so we goto this place called rubios, he ordered and chicken burrito, and i order a bean and cheese burrito enchilada style, and we get some water. then we leave and i drop him off at his house and i drive back to my place and nothing happens. ahahahahahahahahah
 

Man On The Moon

  • Moderator
  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 963
  • Karma: 146
  • I'll Be Posted With My Blunt and A Brew...
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2008, 04:14:14 PM »
This one time, for reasons unknown I entered a thread titled: "Share a true story...Anything".


The End.
 

devil_may_care

  • 'G'
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 170
  • Karma: 19
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2008, 12:28:33 PM »
I got anothe one, but this ones embarrasing!

When I was about 4 or 5 I went with my mom to K-Mart in Ventura California after church. So there we were in the clothes section and I don't know what the hell happened but I totally lost track of my mom................. dude I was soo freaking scared at the time I started crying asking yelling " Mama donde estas? AMA???? " crying which by the way means MOM WHERE ARE YOU MOM? and then I went up front crying and everyone was just looking at me with a straight face..... they ended up calling my mom on the intercome but she couldn't understand because she doesn't know any english so she had no clue............. I waited crying lmao until my mom showed up........... I got all happy and my dad found out and got all PISSED " pos paque llora mijo??? eh ? no que es hombre? Nomas eso faltava! " which means WHY WERE YOU CRYING??? HA? AREN'T YOU A MAN? anyway I don't know if it's funny or serious but after that I hardly cried about anything....... I think it's funny now but it wasn't at the time.
__________________
That's not funny it's traumatic.... you need help!

 

MontrealCity's Most

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 8074
  • Karma: 585
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2008, 01:13:55 PM »
This one time, for reasons unknown I entered a thread titled: "Share a true story...Anything".


The End.

lol
 

zilla

  • Guest
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2008, 02:19:23 PM »
True story.. Last year I had some of the best times of my life.. I owned a recording studio in a huge building next to 4 other studios 10 feet away from bay area water in Burlingame, CA.. if you have any favorite rappers from the bay area, chances are I recorded material for em at my spot.. from your federations to rappin 4 tays to quinn, jt, guce, kee, hoodstarz etc. I was barely ever home, barely ever slept.. was there 24/7 either drunk or high on something with a buncha bitches and crazy muthafucaz around praising me.. did way too much.. long story short, god took it all away from me in an instant.. one night at 4 in the morning a few suckaz ran in, put a couple of guns to my head, stripped 4 of us to our boxers, and took everything from all 5 studios.. it took em around 45 minutes.. everything got caught on camera but cops could give a fuck about a rap studio shutting down.. they wanted it to happen.. just another chapter in mi vida loca!!
 

Mackin

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3124
  • Thanked: 1 times
  • Karma: 1027
  • Can I Live Simply,So That Others can Simply Live..
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2008, 05:30:49 PM »
Don't have a story to tell..But A family member is in Hospital!
and I'm kinda down as to what to do!

His condition is stable, but I'm always nervous when i get news like this!
It ain't happenin, Bibles I'm still packin them
And jackin demons wit them 44 magnums" T-Bone

 

Styles1

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4501
  • Karma: 690
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 07:08:52 PM »
This one time, for reasons unknown I entered a thread titled: "Share a true story...Anything".


The End.

For a small second there, I thought you were going to say: This one time at band camp....
SENIOR WRITER FOR WWW.ALLHIPHOP.COM

WWW.TWITTER.COM/TIM_SANCHEZ
 

daWappla

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 901
  • Karma: 100
  • Wean! ... oda wos is?
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2008, 01:00:57 AM »
My grandfather died two days ago and I have nothing better to do than check and reply to this bullshit thread. True story. RIP.  :'(
 

J.D. Wykid, Esq.

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3222
  • Karma: 405
  • Id rather be rich n unhappy than poor n miserable
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2008, 01:06:58 AM »
im about to take a shit. true story.




'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Quote from: QuietTruth
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.
 

Birdie

  • Muthafuckin' Double OG
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 671
  • Karma: 79
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2008, 01:46:58 AM »
True story.. Last year I had some of the best times of my life.. I owned a recording studio in a huge building next to 4 other studios 10 feet away from bay area water in Burlingame, CA.. if you have any favorite rappers from the bay area, chances are I recorded material for em at my spot.. from your federations to rappin 4 tays to quinn, jt, guce, kee, hoodstarz etc. I was barely ever home, barely ever slept.. was there 24/7 either drunk or high on something with a buncha bitches and crazy muthafucaz around praising me.. did way too much.. long story short, god took it all away from me in an instant.. one night at 4 in the morning a few suckaz ran in, put a couple of guns to my head, stripped 4 of us to our boxers, and took everything from all 5 studios.. it took em around 45 minutes.. everything got caught on camera but cops could give a fuck about a rap studio shutting down.. they wanted it to happen.. just another chapter in mi vida loca!!

Damn I feel it, shit fucked up  :-\.
It's funky enough!
 

Don Jacob

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 13842
  • Karma: -136
  • don status, bitch
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2008, 02:24:30 AM »
let me tell y'all a story

gather round, tune in turn on and drop out while you sit in the good indian pose:



one day i was walking home from school in jr. high when this bum that we nicknamed "smiley" came running from around the corner. i got startled cuz smiley wasn't smilin' he looked scared as fuck like the 3rd Reich was in town makin' soup like their name was Tyler Durden. well anyways you can never understand what the fuck Smiley says since he's too far gone off that Crystal meth. but what we could make out was that their was this crazy arab guy killin chickens in his back yard or somethin, up the alley he ran out of....i found this odd as smiley was known for cookin' dead rats and cats behind the 7-11. so what the fuck was up? so being the inquisitive little shit that i was....and still am. i took this minor detour to see exactly what the fuck was going on in MY god damn alley. so i'm slowly walking up the alley with my hand firmly grasping my Capri sun pouch when i hear the faintest noise. SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SICK SMACK ....pause............SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SICK SMACK .....pause........SMICK SMACK , ect. ect.  i knew i've heard that noise before some where before but jsut couildn't quite put my finger on it yet. so i keep creepin like my name was T-Boz, and i hear the noises getting a lil clearer and then i see a chain length fence rattlin' back and forth. i'm fuckin' running thoughts through my mind like WHAT THE FUCK COULD THIS BE!? it doesn't sound like someone killing a chicken cuz there'd be a little more of a fight going on and squackin and shit. so i keep on my journey like my name was Frodo baggins and then i see it.....this HUUUUGE fat ass arabian dude.....almost the spitting image of that fat guy in Borat sittin against his fence naked jerkin' it with a fury that could only be matched by stone cold steve austin! but  that wasn't it either i quickly turn away and at the other end of the yard you could see 2 other arab dudes jerkin' each other off like they were tryin' to milk themselves for a gallon of that juicey juice! i don't know what the fuckwas giong on or how any of that came to be, but just like smiley my ass BOOKED it out of that alley there, was no way i was trying to get caught up in that shit.

so there it is my Arabian Circle Jerk Story

and if you need a visual this is pretty much what it looked like too:




R.I.P.  To my Queen and Princess 07-05-09
 

Australian Bastard

  • Guest
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2008, 03:47:28 AM »
good Lord.
 

J.D. Wykid, Esq.

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3222
  • Karma: 405
  • Id rather be rich n unhappy than poor n miserable
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2008, 03:58:24 AM »
let me tell y'all a story

gather round, tune in turn on and drop out while you sit in the good indian pose:



one day i was walking home from school in jr. high when this bum that we nicknamed "smiley" came running from around the corner. i got startled cuz smiley wasn't smilin' he looked scared as fuck like the 3rd Reich was in town makin' soup like their name was Tyler Durden. well anyways you can never understand what the fuck Smiley says since he's too far gone off that Crystal meth. but what we could make out was that their was this crazy arab guy killin chickens in his back yard or somethin, up the alley he ran out of....i found this odd as smiley was known for cookin' dead rats and cats behind the 7-11. so what the fuck was up? so being the inquisitive little shit that i was....and still am. i took this minor detour to see exactly what the fuck was going on in MY god damn alley. so i'm slowly walking up the alley with my hand firmly grasping my Capri sun pouch when i hear the faintest noise. SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SICK SMACK ....pause............SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SICK SMACK .....pause........SMICK SMACK , ect. ect.  i knew i've heard that noise before some where before but jsut couildn't quite put my finger on it yet. so i keep creepin like my name was T-Boz, and i hear the noises getting a lil clearer and then i see a chain length fence rattlin' back and forth. i'm fuckin' running thoughts through my mind like WHAT THE FUCK COULD THIS BE!? it doesn't sound like someone killing a chicken cuz there'd be a little more of a fight going on and squackin and shit. so i keep on my journey like my name was Frodo baggins and then i see it.....this HUUUUGE fat ass arabian dude.....almost the spitting image of that fat guy in Borat sittin against his fence naked jerkin' it with a fury that could only be matched by stone cold steve austin! but  that wasn't it either i quickly turn away and at the other end of the yard you could see 2 other arab dudes jerkin' each other off like they were tryin' to milk themselves for a gallon of that juicey juice! i don't know what the fuckwas giong on or how any of that came to be, but just like smiley my ass BOOKED it out of that alley there, was no way i was trying to get caught up in that shit.

so there it is my Arabian Circle Jerk Story

and if you need a visual this is pretty much what it looked like too:




thanks, but i didnt need a visual :puke:

lol

if that really happened, or happened to me, i would need some therapy or at least a fat sack of some kush or something.  thats that shit that can scar a lil boy for life.



'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Quote from: QuietTruth
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.
 

jeromechickenbone

  • Guest
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2008, 05:50:36 AM »
Okay here we go!

When I was in 7th grade my friend got into some problems with this other guy. Now we all agreed to meet at the soccer field after school. So we got there and of course a bunch of us were surrounding them in a circle. Now they started throwing punches cat each other and my friend Robert hed him on the ground kicking him and that other guy tried pulling Robert down by his shirt flannel! So Robert pushed back and that other guy tore his flannel shirt off! Now I thought he had a white shirt on but he turned around and had an Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan Summer Slam shirt on! LMFAO every one started laughing and so did the guy who got his ass kicked. And Robert walked off saying " I don't give a FUCK " he kept repeating it like 5 times while walking away!

I could never forget that dude! Shyt was funny!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

when it rains it pours

  • Guest
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2008, 01:06:39 PM »
one time i put my hand out to shake this dudes hand and he wasnt talking to me he was talkin to some dude behind me, embarrassing
 

187Proof

  • Muthafuckin' Don!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4016
  • Karma: 554
Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2008, 01:52:55 PM »
So I'm in Vegas with friends & famiily for my 21st birthday (this was 3 years or so ago).

2nd day we're there, we're at the Palms casino...I'm up $200 or so at a blackjack table & this fatass security guard comes over & asks to check my ID.

I give it to him to look at & keep playing while he "examines" it.

Next thing I know I hear a *SNAP*, and then hear his Barney Fife voice say "Uh ohhhh".
 
I turn around & he's still holding my license, but now it's in 2 pieces! This motherfucker "accidently" snapped my license. He looks at me with a goofy smirk, hands me my license & and says "sorry, here's your license back".

Daaammnnn I can't tell you how pissed I was! There I am, cussing this dude out at the blackjack table, loud as I could be, my dad, my uncle & one of my friends comes up to see what's going on, I tell them & my uncle gets in this securty guard's face, threatening to whoop his ass (my uncle is about 6'5'', 220 lbs) so this security guard is hoppin on his walkie-talkie with the quickness calling for some backup or whatever.

I'm tellin them they fucked up my whole trip, there's no way I'll be able to gamble & shit for the rest of the trip cuz other casinos aren't going to accept a broken in half ID. They say when I get back home after my vacation, get a new liecense, mail them the receipt, and they'll send me a check for the $30 or whatever it was to get a new one. I'm just like "You dipshits don't understand that this won't help me one bit to enjoy my 21st birthday vacation now!??!!?".

5 seconds later I look up and here comes 5 police officers to take me, my dad, my uncle & my friend all out of the casino. We're barred from going back for life & they still didn't help me out for shit!

Fuck The Palms!!!!