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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 07:08:52 PM »
This one time, for reasons unknown I entered a thread titled: "Share a true story...Anything".


The End.

For a small second there, I thought you were going to say: This one time at band camp....
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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2008, 01:00:57 AM »
My grandfather died two days ago and I have nothing better to do than check and reply to this bullshit thread. True story. RIP.  :'(
 

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2008, 01:06:58 AM »
im about to take a shit. true story.




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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2008, 01:46:58 AM »
True story.. Last year I had some of the best times of my life.. I owned a recording studio in a huge building next to 4 other studios 10 feet away from bay area water in Burlingame, CA.. if you have any favorite rappers from the bay area, chances are I recorded material for em at my spot.. from your federations to rappin 4 tays to quinn, jt, guce, kee, hoodstarz etc. I was barely ever home, barely ever slept.. was there 24/7 either drunk or high on something with a buncha bitches and crazy muthafucaz around praising me.. did way too much.. long story short, god took it all away from me in an instant.. one night at 4 in the morning a few suckaz ran in, put a couple of guns to my head, stripped 4 of us to our boxers, and took everything from all 5 studios.. it took em around 45 minutes.. everything got caught on camera but cops could give a fuck about a rap studio shutting down.. they wanted it to happen.. just another chapter in mi vida loca!!

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2008, 02:24:30 AM »
let me tell y'all a story

gather round, tune in turn on and drop out while you sit in the good indian pose:



one day i was walking home from school in jr. high when this bum that we nicknamed "smiley" came running from around the corner. i got startled cuz smiley wasn't smilin' he looked scared as fuck like the 3rd Reich was in town makin' soup like their name was Tyler Durden. well anyways you can never understand what the fuck Smiley says since he's too far gone off that Crystal meth. but what we could make out was that their was this crazy arab guy killin chickens in his back yard or somethin, up the alley he ran out of....i found this odd as smiley was known for cookin' dead rats and cats behind the 7-11. so what the fuck was up? so being the inquisitive little shit that i was....and still am. i took this minor detour to see exactly what the fuck was going on in MY god damn alley. so i'm slowly walking up the alley with my hand firmly grasping my Capri sun pouch when i hear the faintest noise. SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SICK SMACK ....pause............SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SICK SMACK .....pause........SMICK SMACK , ect. ect.  i knew i've heard that noise before some where before but jsut couildn't quite put my finger on it yet. so i keep creepin like my name was T-Boz, and i hear the noises getting a lil clearer and then i see a chain length fence rattlin' back and forth. i'm fuckin' running thoughts through my mind like WHAT THE FUCK COULD THIS BE!? it doesn't sound like someone killing a chicken cuz there'd be a little more of a fight going on and squackin and shit. so i keep on my journey like my name was Frodo baggins and then i see it.....this HUUUUGE fat ass arabian dude.....almost the spitting image of that fat guy in Borat sittin against his fence naked jerkin' it with a fury that could only be matched by stone cold steve austin! but  that wasn't it either i quickly turn away and at the other end of the yard you could see 2 other arab dudes jerkin' each other off like they were tryin' to milk themselves for a gallon of that juicey juice! i don't know what the fuckwas giong on or how any of that came to be, but just like smiley my ass BOOKED it out of that alley there, was no way i was trying to get caught up in that shit.

so there it is my Arabian Circle Jerk Story

and if you need a visual this is pretty much what it looked like too:




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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2008, 03:47:28 AM »
good Lord.
 

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2008, 03:58:24 AM »
let me tell y'all a story

gather round, tune in turn on and drop out while you sit in the good indian pose:



one day i was walking home from school in jr. high when this bum that we nicknamed "smiley" came running from around the corner. i got startled cuz smiley wasn't smilin' he looked scared as fuck like the 3rd Reich was in town makin' soup like their name was Tyler Durden. well anyways you can never understand what the fuck Smiley says since he's too far gone off that Crystal meth. but what we could make out was that their was this crazy arab guy killin chickens in his back yard or somethin, up the alley he ran out of....i found this odd as smiley was known for cookin' dead rats and cats behind the 7-11. so what the fuck was up? so being the inquisitive little shit that i was....and still am. i took this minor detour to see exactly what the fuck was going on in MY god damn alley. so i'm slowly walking up the alley with my hand firmly grasping my Capri sun pouch when i hear the faintest noise. SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SICK SMACK ....pause............SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SMICK SMACK SICK SMACK .....pause........SMICK SMACK , ect. ect.  i knew i've heard that noise before some where before but jsut couildn't quite put my finger on it yet. so i keep creepin like my name was T-Boz, and i hear the noises getting a lil clearer and then i see a chain length fence rattlin' back and forth. i'm fuckin' running thoughts through my mind like WHAT THE FUCK COULD THIS BE!? it doesn't sound like someone killing a chicken cuz there'd be a little more of a fight going on and squackin and shit. so i keep on my journey like my name was Frodo baggins and then i see it.....this HUUUUGE fat ass arabian dude.....almost the spitting image of that fat guy in Borat sittin against his fence naked jerkin' it with a fury that could only be matched by stone cold steve austin! but  that wasn't it either i quickly turn away and at the other end of the yard you could see 2 other arab dudes jerkin' each other off like they were tryin' to milk themselves for a gallon of that juicey juice! i don't know what the fuckwas giong on or how any of that came to be, but just like smiley my ass BOOKED it out of that alley there, was no way i was trying to get caught up in that shit.

so there it is my Arabian Circle Jerk Story

and if you need a visual this is pretty much what it looked like too:




thanks, but i didnt need a visual :puke:

lol

if that really happened, or happened to me, i would need some therapy or at least a fat sack of some kush or something.  thats that shit that can scar a lil boy for life.



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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2008, 05:50:36 AM »
Okay here we go!

When I was in 7th grade my friend got into some problems with this other guy. Now we all agreed to meet at the soccer field after school. So we got there and of course a bunch of us were surrounding them in a circle. Now they started throwing punches cat each other and my friend Robert hed him on the ground kicking him and that other guy tried pulling Robert down by his shirt flannel! So Robert pushed back and that other guy tore his flannel shirt off! Now I thought he had a white shirt on but he turned around and had an Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan Summer Slam shirt on! LMFAO every one started laughing and so did the guy who got his ass kicked. And Robert walked off saying " I don't give a FUCK " he kept repeating it like 5 times while walking away!

I could never forget that dude! Shyt was funny!

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2008, 01:06:39 PM »
one time i put my hand out to shake this dudes hand and he wasnt talking to me he was talkin to some dude behind me, embarrassing
 

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2008, 01:52:55 PM »
So I'm in Vegas with friends & famiily for my 21st birthday (this was 3 years or so ago).

2nd day we're there, we're at the Palms casino...I'm up $200 or so at a blackjack table & this fatass security guard comes over & asks to check my ID.

I give it to him to look at & keep playing while he "examines" it.

Next thing I know I hear a *SNAP*, and then hear his Barney Fife voice say "Uh ohhhh".
 
I turn around & he's still holding my license, but now it's in 2 pieces! This motherfucker "accidently" snapped my license. He looks at me with a goofy smirk, hands me my license & and says "sorry, here's your license back".

Daaammnnn I can't tell you how pissed I was! There I am, cussing this dude out at the blackjack table, loud as I could be, my dad, my uncle & one of my friends comes up to see what's going on, I tell them & my uncle gets in this securty guard's face, threatening to whoop his ass (my uncle is about 6'5'', 220 lbs) so this security guard is hoppin on his walkie-talkie with the quickness calling for some backup or whatever.

I'm tellin them they fucked up my whole trip, there's no way I'll be able to gamble & shit for the rest of the trip cuz other casinos aren't going to accept a broken in half ID. They say when I get back home after my vacation, get a new liecense, mail them the receipt, and they'll send me a check for the $30 or whatever it was to get a new one. I'm just like "You dipshits don't understand that this won't help me one bit to enjoy my 21st birthday vacation now!??!!?".

5 seconds later I look up and here comes 5 police officers to take me, my dad, my uncle & my friend all out of the casino. We're barred from going back for life & they still didn't help me out for shit!

Fuck The Palms!!!!
 

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2008, 02:13:26 PM »
^ lmao, fuckin pigs.
 

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2008, 04:08:19 PM »
So I'm in Vegas with friends & famiily for my 21st birthday (this was 3 years or so ago).

2nd day we're there, we're at the Palms casino...I'm up $200 or so at a blackjack table & this fatass security guard comes over & asks to check my ID.

I give it to him to look at & keep playing while he "examines" it.

Next thing I know I hear a *SNAP*, and then hear his Barney Fife voice say "Uh ohhhh".
 
I turn around & he's still holding my license, but now it's in 2 pieces! This motherfucker "accidently" snapped my license. He looks at me with a goofy smirk, hands me my license & and says "sorry, here's your license back".

Daaammnnn I can't tell you how pissed I was! There I am, cussing this dude out at the blackjack table, loud as I could be, my dad, my uncle & one of my friends comes up to see what's going on, I tell them & my uncle gets in this securty guard's face, threatening to whoop his ass (my uncle is about 6'5'', 220 lbs) so this security guard is hoppin on his walkie-talkie with the quickness calling for some backup or whatever.

I'm tellin them they fucked up my whole trip, there's no way I'll be able to gamble & shit for the rest of the trip cuz other casinos aren't going to accept a broken in half ID. They say when I get back home after my vacation, get a new liecense, mail them the receipt, and they'll send me a check for the $30 or whatever it was to get a new one. I'm just like "You dipshits don't understand that this won't help me one bit to enjoy my 21st birthday vacation now!??!!?".

5 seconds later I look up and here comes 5 police officers to take me, my dad, my uncle & my friend all out of the casino. We're barred from going back for life & they still didn't help me out for shit!

Fuck The Palms!!!!


LOL...how do you accidently snap an ID? Fuckin' retard.
 

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2008, 04:13:58 PM »
^Fat boy probably thought it was a glossy sandwich.  I've never heard of something like that snapping in half.  Matter of fact they're made to counter that possibility.

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2008, 07:07:26 PM »
When My Friend Was Telling Me About "Google Earth" - I thought he ment typing in "Earth" into Google.
yup.
 

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Re: Share a true story...... Anything
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2008, 07:48:10 PM »
When My Friend Was Telling Me About "Google Earth" - I thought he ment typing in "Earth" into Google.
yup.


that what was he talking about?
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