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lil jimmy jokes (LMAO)
« on: March 31, 2002, 10:38:38 AM »
There is a little boy name Jimmy. He hears his parents fighting, "You Bitch, You Basterd" and little Jimmy says, "What does that mean?" "Grandma and Grampa son, Grandma and Grampa." So then he goes and plays out side and hears these people talking, "Yeah so I said c'mon stick your dick in my pussy." He says, "What is dick and pussy." The people turn around surprised and quickly say, "hat and coat."
Then he goes upstairs to find his dad shaving. His dad cuts himself and says, "SHIT!" "What does that mean Daddy?" "Oh, um, shaving cream." Then little Jimmy goes down stairs to see his mom stuffing the turkey. Her ring gets caught and she says, "FUCK!" Little Jimmy says, "What does that mean Mommy?" "Stuffing son, stuffing." Then the doorbell rings and Jimmy goes to open it. It's his grandparents. Little Jimmy says "Hi Bitch, hi Basturd, can I take your dick and pussy? Dad's upstairs putting shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fuckin the turkey!"
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A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Jimmy passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Jimmy ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Little Jimmy goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Jimmy has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Jimmy’s Dad gets a call from Jimmy’s teacher. "I think I've cured Jimmy’s betting problem, said the teacher. "How?" Asked Jimmy’s Dad. "Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass and, I took him to the teachers lounged and showed him there wasn’t one there; and took the ten bucks." "Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers ass before the day was through."
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Little Jimmy was sitting in class one day and the teacher said: "Today we will learn multi-syllables. Does any one know any? Little Jimmy stood up and said: "masturbate" wow said the teacher that's a mouth full. No miss Jones, you are thinking of a blow job!

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Re: lil jimmy jokes (LMAO)
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2002, 10:56:56 AM »
lmao hilarios
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Re: lil jimmy jokes (LMAO)
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2002, 11:45:24 AM »
LMAO..
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Re: lil jimmy jokes (LMAO)
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2002, 07:56:02 PM »
Hahahahaha... lmao
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Re: lil jimmy jokes (LMAO)
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2002, 08:29:55 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: lil jimmy jokes (LMAO)
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2002, 10:38:00 PM »
lmao
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Re: lil jimmy jokes (LMAO)
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2002, 10:39:59 PM »
haha the last ones were the funnest LOL

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Re: lil jimmy jokes (LMAO)
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2002, 01:48:23 PM »
LOL LOL LOL LOL
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