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Smegma is.....

Gay
10 (47.6%)
A fuckin nerd
1 (4.8%)
Retarded
1 (4.8%)
messed up in the head
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Re: Smegma is...
« Reply #50 on: May 11, 2008, 12:18:07 PM »
man, please put that doobie brothers track back on I was smokin a sweet....what the fuck is this garbage?


alright, i was just making a point about one of dubcc's posters, who is complaining about me, in this thread, who recorded this song, less than one year ago, attempting for to make a serious rap career, lemme find the doobie bros song again.


i'm mad you're the one STILL posting up 1 year old tracks

your girlfriend must be a patient woman


great edit job...also, in no way are you a dipshit.
 

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« Reply #51 on: May 11, 2008, 12:36:41 PM »
his TQ preoccupation is a bit wierd but hey its what he likes....

I don't think that's wierd. There are other people on this board who are worse whose post are 90% are about one artist/group


Its a joke...dude can like who he wants to like. Its just crazy that some one looks at TQ the same way I look at curtis mayfield or stevie wonder...everybody needs a hero.

dont get it twisted mauzip is damn good people otherwise I wouldnt be posting in this thread.

haha, TQ is not my hero. He's my favorite artist, but my hero? Get out of here! Spiderman is already my hero :D
 

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« Reply #52 on: May 11, 2008, 12:40:01 PM »
his TQ preoccupation is a bit wierd but hey its what he likes....

I don't think that's wierd. There are other people on this board who are worse whose post are 90% are about one artist/group


Its a joke...dude can like who he wants to like. Its just crazy that some one looks at TQ the same way I look at curtis mayfield or stevie wonder...everybody needs a hero.

dont get it twisted mauzip is damn good people otherwise I wouldnt be posting in this thread.

haha, TQ is not my hero. He's my favorite artist, but my hero? Get out of here! Spiderman is already my hero :D

Spiderman sucks!

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« Reply #53 on: May 11, 2008, 12:45:30 PM »
zip you know its all love...


I make one TQ remark and motherfuckers wanna don king us and shit.


I need those cash money intros.



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« Reply #54 on: May 11, 2008, 12:50:15 PM »

Spiderman sucks!

Blasphemy! I have all Spiderman cartoons :-[




zip you know its all love...


I make one TQ remark and motherfuckers wanna don king us and shit.


I need those cash money intros.

Hehe, tomorrow I'll be home for a few hours and then I'll up it to rapidshare, since you might not catch me on AIM then.
 

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« Reply #55 on: May 11, 2008, 12:58:18 PM »
props given

venom is my favorite supervillian of all time.

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« Reply #56 on: May 11, 2008, 12:59:01 PM »
My favorite supervillian is Tupac Shakur. 8)
 

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« Reply #57 on: May 11, 2008, 01:17:45 PM »

Spiderman sucks!

Blasphemy! I have all Spiderman cartoons :-[


Batman > Spiderman

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« Reply #58 on: May 11, 2008, 03:23:37 PM »

Spiderman sucks!

Blasphemy! I have all Spiderman cartoons :-[


Batman > Spiderman

I concur. Although spidey does have a strong spot in my childhood memories
 

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« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2008, 04:49:59 PM »
Random thoughts as I read through this thread:

Mauzip is good people.

I haven't paid enough attention to Elano to know if he's a bitch.  This thread is kinda bitchmade though.  However, I will reserve judgment until I witness him being a bitch to me firsthand.

Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 

And for bananas / petey - If you guys like "what a fool believes", you'll love this joint.  Michael McDonald wrote and arranged "wafb", and also wrote / produced Robbie Dupree's "Steal Away".  I fucking love this song, and you can hear MM's influence all over it. 

His dance moves, beard, and overall stage presence are unfukwitable:

<a href="http://youtube.com/v/zj7pVfkSibQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://youtube.com/v/zj7pVfkSibQ</a>



 

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« Reply #60 on: May 11, 2008, 04:53:15 PM »
oh man this is smooth, thanks jrome
 

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« Reply #61 on: May 11, 2008, 05:27:14 PM »
Mauzip>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Elano


shitting yourself while getting vinegar in your eyes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>elano.

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« Reply #62 on: May 11, 2008, 07:31:39 PM »
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)
 

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« Reply #63 on: May 11, 2008, 08:24:41 PM »
haha, elior is really taking this stuff hard no homo, im glad psych 101 got you some nice ammo to try and project on us also, good to see your taking steps at getting out of dads house
 

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« Reply #64 on: May 11, 2008, 08:31:36 PM »
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.
 

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« Reply #65 on: May 11, 2008, 10:00:19 PM »
haha, elior is really taking this stuff hard no homo, im glad psych 101 got you some nice ammo to try and project on us also, good to see your taking steps at getting out of dads house

what the hell are you talking about?

it's not only in your mind... you really are less of a person than your average human being.
 

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« Reply #66 on: May 11, 2008, 10:03:17 PM »
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.
 

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« Reply #67 on: May 11, 2008, 10:09:01 PM »
haha, elior is really taking this stuff hard no homo, im glad psych 101 got you some nice ammo to try and project on us also, good to see your taking steps at getting out of dads house

what the hell are you talking about?

it's not only in your mind... you really are less of a person than your average human being.

all this from over the internet lol, if you really want me to stop i'll stop elior, i don't want you losing any sleep over it. tough guy
 

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« Reply #68 on: May 11, 2008, 10:47:06 PM »
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.

Don't duck my questions Elior. 

Shit I usually keep my personal shit personal, but I'll keep it real here since you are so fascinated with my personal life:   I moved out a couple months ago.  I would have done it sooner but I didn't want to pay rent at 2 places for several months (Not everybody can run to daddy for money so I basically had to stay with her until my lease was up)  and I wasn't about to boot her out into the cold with nothing.  I paid for everything for the last several years and am still paying for several things for her until she gets her feet on the ground.  I gave her a vehicle, told her she could have whatever else she wanted and told her if she needed anything to holler at me. 

So again, you have zero clue about the shit that I went through in that relationship, and you have zero clue about where it stands now.  You can sit on the sideline speculating like some gossiping ass ho, I couldn't give a fuck less. 

And like I said, I've done some foul shit in my day but never snitched on anyone, let alone MY OWN GIRL.  Do you think that's why you like Kobe so much?  You're both snitches.  I bet "The Secret" would support my theory.
 

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« Reply #69 on: May 11, 2008, 11:07:22 PM »
haha, elior is really taking this stuff hard no homo, im glad psych 101 got you some nice ammo to try and project on us also, good to see your taking steps at getting out of dads house

what the hell are you talking about?

it's not only in your mind... you really are less of a person than your average human being.

all this from over the internet lol, if you really want me to stop i'll stop elior, i don't want you losing any sleep over it. tough guy


stop what? showing yourself to be a scary bitch who talks shit behind a screen? i know exactly who you are, banana boy.
 

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« Reply #70 on: May 11, 2008, 11:09:22 PM »
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.

Don't duck my questions Elior. 

Shit I usually keep my personal shit personal, but I'll keep it real here since you are so fascinated with my personal life:   I moved out a couple months ago.  I would have done it sooner but I didn't want to pay rent at 2 places for several months (Not everybody can run to daddy for money so I basically had to stay with her until my lease was up)  and I wasn't about to boot her out into the cold with nothing.  I paid for everything for the last several years and am still paying for several things for her until she gets her feet on the ground.  I gave her a vehicle, told her she could have whatever else she wanted and told her if she needed anything to holler at me. 

So again, you have zero clue about the shit that I went through in that relationship, and you have zero clue about where it stands now.  You can sit on the sideline speculating like some gossiping ass ho, I couldn't give a fuck less. 

And like I said, I've done some foul shit in my day but never snitched on anyone, let alone MY OWN GIRL.  Do you think that's why you like Kobe so much?  You're both snitches.  I bet "The Secret" would support my theory.


I never snitched on anyone, little breezy, but obviously what I said hit pretty damn close to home. "The Secret" supports positive thinking, and you're a cheating fuck. You lose. :-*
 

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« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2008, 11:44:59 PM »
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.

Don't duck my questions Elior. 

Shit I usually keep my personal shit personal, but I'll keep it real here since you are so fascinated with my personal life:   I moved out a couple months ago.  I would have done it sooner but I didn't want to pay rent at 2 places for several months (Not everybody can run to daddy for money so I basically had to stay with her until my lease was up)  and I wasn't about to boot her out into the cold with nothing.  I paid for everything for the last several years and am still paying for several things for her until she gets her feet on the ground.  I gave her a vehicle, told her she could have whatever else she wanted and told her if she needed anything to holler at me. 

So again, you have zero clue about the shit that I went through in that relationship, and you have zero clue about where it stands now.  You can sit on the sideline speculating like some gossiping ass ho, I couldn't give a fuck less. 

And like I said, I've done some foul shit in my day but never snitched on anyone, let alone MY OWN GIRL.  Do you think that's why you like Kobe so much?  You're both snitches.  I bet "The Secret" would support my theory.


I never snitched on anyone, little breezy, but obviously what I said hit pretty damn close to home. "The Secret" supports positive thinking, and you're a cheating fuck. You lose. :-*

Oh elior, you are the definition of a winner.  Your life accomplishments include never having a job that you couldn't call your boss 'daddy', watching 'the secret' while tripping on E, 30,000 posts on dubcc, and somehow controlling the Lakers success with the power of positive thinking.  You should write a book.
 

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« Reply #72 on: May 11, 2008, 11:52:40 PM »
blazin up right now.

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« Reply #73 on: May 11, 2008, 11:54:58 PM »
Bananas, your assessment of NIK was on point. 




off the nuts, jromo... you might get bananas excited for a short span, but he'll still be lost in that inferiority complex once he's off the board. sorta like yourself, the depressed cheater. :)

Your analogy didn't even make sense.  And since you're still very concerned w/ my pussy escapades, you'll be happy to know that I banged a chick out on my balcony on friday night.  And I almost bagged another one last night, however this broad was much more classy so it's gonna take a little work.  But that's the fun part, after I hit I usually lose interest.

Speaking of fresh pussy, how long have you and Floyd been together?  Is she the same broad that you snitched on to the po-po?  I've done some dog-ass shit to some women in my day, but I've never done anything remotely close to that.



don't get mad cuz your longterm girl left your punk ass...LOL. acting as if you don't cry yourself to sleep every night. your secrets safe with me, jromo.

Don't duck my questions Elior. 

Shit I usually keep my personal shit personal, but I'll keep it real here since you are so fascinated with my personal life:   I moved out a couple months ago.  I would have done it sooner but I didn't want to pay rent at 2 places for several months (Not everybody can run to daddy for money so I basically had to stay with her until my lease was up)  and I wasn't about to boot her out into the cold with nothing.  I paid for everything for the last several years and am still paying for several things for her until she gets her feet on the ground.  I gave her a vehicle, told her she could have whatever else she wanted and told her if she needed anything to holler at me. 

So again, you have zero clue about the shit that I went through in that relationship, and you have zero clue about where it stands now.  You can sit on the sideline speculating like some gossiping ass ho, I couldn't give a fuck less. 

And like I said, I've done some foul shit in my day but never snitched on anyone, let alone MY OWN GIRL.  Do you think that's why you like Kobe so much?  You're both snitches.  I bet "The Secret" would support my theory.


I never snitched on anyone, little breezy, but obviously what I said hit pretty damn close to home. "The Secret" supports positive thinking, and you're a cheating fuck. You lose. :-*

Oh elior, you are the definition of a winner.  Your life accomplishments include never having a job that you couldn't call your boss 'daddy', watching 'the secret' while tripping on E, 30,000 posts on dubcc, and somehow controlling the Lakers success with the power of positive thinking.  You should write a book.

Damn...I guess you have my life figured out. What a genius you are...J/K. You're just another fruitcake who makes himself feel better by talkin shit online. "The Secret" is more fore people like you than it is for people like me.
 

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« Reply #74 on: May 12, 2008, 12:01:22 AM »
man you guys are gay