You don't believe this!! LoL

[Jome]

Foxy Brown & Lil' Kim To Collaborate On Upcoming Jay-Z Blowjob


New York, NY - Fueding female rappers, Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim have put their long-standing differences aside to collaborate for the first time in over five years, on an upcoming blowjob for Jay-Z. The way it came about was apparently, one night, Jay-Z drunkenly admitted to wanting to recieve fellatio from both Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim at the same time, and immediately members of the Roc-A-Fella staff began organizing a proposal to make this happen. While the two females are both happy to be working together again, Jay-Z seems to be the most excited about the event. "I'm just happy that Foxy and Kim could see beyond their disagreements, and come together for one common cause," said Jay.

Source: http://www.hiphopsite.com/NEWS/aint.hhs

[.:Hercy Buggz:.]

that could be cool for him but its bullshit

[Twentytwofifty]

http://www.hiphopsite.com/NEWS/aint.hhs?news_id=1ED05EE0-F60F-4205-ADEB-6B0F7ECB5A62

Check this out from the same site.  They have a bunch of these.  There is some funny shit.

[Jome]

This one is dope as hell:  


Redman4975 Discovers Sense Of Identity With AOL Account

Spokane, WA ? After long weeks of soul searching and numerous attempts to bring inner peace to himself, Redman4975 has finally become the person he?s always wanted to be. Signing up with America Online, Redman4975 feels that he now can express his individuality, to a worldwide community of people who share similar ideas and interests to his own.

    "I feel so complete now. With my new AOL account, now is my chance to really say, 'Hey world, listen to me! I like Redman!' You know? I finally feel like I am somebody now, not just some nobody. My name is Redman4975," he said in the Hip-Hop Coffee chathouse on AOL.

     Other users of the Hip-Hop Coffee community have noticed Redman4975's leap into virtual stardom, but not everyone is happy.

     "Redman4975? Uh, yeah I know him. All he does is type Redman lyrics in the chat room. He?s really annoying", said user Jon Rogers, also known as user JONROG70.

     "You know, he?s a real asshole. I thought he was the real Redman, so we met up downtown, and he got me pregnant. What a jerk," said Lisa Wilson, also known as user 2CUTE23.  

     "Who does this guy think he is? Stealing my name like that? What a biter," said user Redman6062.

     But Redman4975 hasn?t let this negative criticism stop him from living his life to the fullest.

     "I feel like a whole new man. I was at a party the other night, and these girls came up to me and said, 'Hey, aren't you Redman4975?' I was like, 'Bitch, I thought you knew.' It was dope."

     Redman4975 stresses that he should not at all be confused with Def Jam rapper Redman, also known as Reggie Noble.

    "No see, there's no reason for that. See, I am Redman4975, he is just Redman", he said.

     Nevertheless, Redman4975 hopes to release his first album sometime next year, and aims to collaborate with the actual Redman on the album.

    "The way I see it is, he get?s on my album, then I'll return the favor and get on his album, no big deal," said Redman4975. "We might even form a group, you know? Like Redman4975 and Redman. Maybe hook up with Erick Sermon and RZA or something. I don?t know...If I?m up to it."

[bLaDe]

LMFAO
"You know, he?s a real asshole. I thought he was the real Redman, so we met up downtown, and he got me pregnant. What a jerk," said Lisa Wilson, also known as user 2CUTE23.

LMFAO

 -{bLaDe}

[ExZit]

lkool...

this must be some joke or sumthin... why should lil kim and foxy give jay-z a blow job?    and why should they make this offical news?  

damn......lol... keep it private...  

BTW... is Blow Job a song title or sumthin?? or is the whole article just a joke?    

[ILL-Logic-AL]

^ How retarded are you?

[Twentytwofifty]

lkool...

this must be some joke or sumthin... why should lil kim and foxy give jay-z a blow job?    and why should they make this offical news?  

damn......lol... keep it private...  

BTW... is Blow Job a song title or sumthin?? or is the whole article just a joke?    

Just check out the link above and you'll know what we are talking about.

[bez]

lol

[KURUPTION-81]

Thats funny  

[Sikotic™]

LMFAO!!!!!

This is some great stuff.

[Jome]

     "Redman4975? Uh, yeah I know him. All he does is type Redman lyrics in the chat room. He?s really annoying", said user Jon Rogers, also known as user JONROG70.

      "Who does this guy think he is? Stealing my name like that? What a biter," said user Redman6062.

      "I feel like a whole new man. I was at a party the other night, and these girls came up to me and said, 'Hey, aren't you Redman4975?' I was like, 'Bitch, I thought you knew.' It was dope."

      Redman4975 stresses that he should not at all be confused with Def Jam rapper Redman, also known as Reggie Noble.

     "No see, there's no reason for that. See, I am Redman4975, he is just Redman", he said.

      Nevertheless, Redman4975 hopes to release his first album sometime next year, and aims to collaborate with the actual Redman on the album.

     "The way I see it is, he get?s on my album, then I'll return the favor and get on his album, no big deal," said Redman4975. "We might even form a group, you know? Like Redman4975 and Redman. Maybe hook up with Erick Sermon and RZA or something. I don?t know...If I?m up to it."

This shit is hilarious..

[min0rity]

some funny shit

[OmNIsCiUs]

""Who does this guy think he is? Stealing my name like that? What a biter," said user Redman6062." - LOL!!