FUCK

[Billy Mays]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MOMENTS, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR TELEVISION SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON A PIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK, BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW, AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO, SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS

CALL 1-800-781-7529 TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU, YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS, FUCK

[Billy Mays]

SHUT THE FUCK UP VADER. I CAN'T TAKE YOUR SHIT DUE TO BEING TOO TIRED FROM FUCKING 800 WOMEN INCLUDING YOUR WIFE IN THE ANUS LAST NIGHT! NATURALLY, I SHOT A LOAD WHITER AND MORE ABUNDANT THAN 50 BUCKETS OF OXICLEAN! MY MOTHERFUCKING PATENTED CLEANING FORMULA CLEANED EVERY FUCKING STAIN THAT I LEFT ON YOUR BED LAST NIGHT!

[The Real Kilo2]

ROFL! I actually laughed a bit at this.

[QuietTruth]

LMFAO

[Blood$]

ROFL

[Lunatic]

LMFAO !

[smegma]

Fuck (Engels, letterlijke vertaling: neuk) is een scheldwoord uit het Engels dat ook in Nederland en Vlaanderen is doorgedrongen in het taalgebruik van de (jeugdige) bevolking. In Angelsaksische, en in iets mindere mate in de Nederlandstalige gebieden wordt het als een vulgair scheldwoord beschouwd.

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