I almost got jumped again......this time in front of my own house

[1234]

yeah FUCK white people!!!!!!!!! I mean..........

Quote of the day

Haha. White people is aight most of the time.

[The Real Kilo2]

So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.

But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.

When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".

Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.

Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.

That's fucked up. Glad you didn't get banged up or anything. Also smegma, I own one of those.

[Elano]

So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.

But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.

When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".

Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.

Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.

in which part of l.a. are you livin ?

[LooN3y]

So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.

But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.

When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".

Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.

Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.

in which part of l.a. are you livin ?

he lives in the 818. not to talk shit it doesnt really matter. u wouldnt be able to comprehend the differences unless you been around la county b4. its part of the la county but not the actual part of the city, but for sum1 from europe or out of state its better to juz say LA

[Nat Turner-reincarnated]

yeah FUCK white people!!!!!!!!! I mean..........

Quote of the day

Haha. White people is aight most of the time.

Oh really thats news to me...........

[Þŕiņçë]

yeah FUCK white people!!!!!!!!! I mean..........

Quote of the day

Haha. White people is aight most of the time.

Oh really thats news to me...........

Im actually very much white lol.

[elmizzy]

They're lifting the gun bans "in" California, go cop one.

[1234]

They're lifting the gun bans "in" California, go cop one.

Hahahaha! Spray some niggaz from ya front lawn.

[J Bananas]

It was Do the Right Thing in that bitch

[Don Jacob]

eyo just give em one of these looks

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.

LMAO

[jeromechickenbone]

eyo just give em one of these looks

lol

[jeromechickenbone]

these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.

LMAO

I vaguely remember this, but somebody refresh my memory...

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

'Twice in a month'

? You've already been jumped this month already? Damn Sik 

If they do try anything....Give 'em hell. 

Yeah, I got jumped in San Diego by some Laker groupies at a bar. That is expected out of some Laker fans though. They get performance anxiety like their team so I can't blame them.

LMAO

http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=4256.0

Sell out.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.

LMAO

I vaguely remember this, but somebody refresh my memory...

http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=42108.0


Classic.