My young sister's cat just got roll over

[big mat]

by a 10 wheels or sumthing. I was tring to explain her how her siamese cat went to the cat paradise then my pops just came in and he told her how his guts were comin out of his ass, his eyes were blown out, the blood and all the brain out on the street, How he grab the dead body by the leg and threw it in the woods and all them fuckin ravens came  to eat the rests of its body. Now she been crying for 3 hours i dont know what to do

[Johnny B]

your dad's an asshole.

[westsiderider323]

his guts were comin out of his ass

lol

[WestCoasta]

ahh shit that makes me sad

I saw a dead cat in the street yesterday  

just try to console your sister haha, not much else to do

[big mat]

my mom just bought another cat 1 month ago i think it will ease the pain

[jeromechickenbone]

your dad cracks me up

[Blood$]

lmao at some of the details... but yeah, just try to console her or consider getting a new cat soon

[OG Hack Wilson]

I got a siamese cat

they are the shit man

sorry to hear that

tell your pops hes gotta buy her a brand new cat

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

by a 10 wheels or sumthing. I was tring to explain her how her siamese cat went to the cat paradise then my pops just came in and he told her how his guts were comin out of his ass, his eyes were blown out, the blood and all the brain out on the street, How he grab the dead body by the leg and threw it in the woods and all them fuckin ravens came  to eat the rests of its body. Now she been crying for 3 hours i dont know what to do

Just explain to her that its always painful the first time somebody "smashes that pussy"....

[The Real Kilo2]

by a 10 wheels or sumthing. I was tring to explain her how her siamese cat went to the cat paradise then my pops just came in and he told her how his guts were comin out of his ass, his eyes were blown out, the blood and all the brain out on the street, How he grab the dead body by the leg and threw it in the woods and all them fuckin ravens came  to eat the rests of its body. Now she been crying for 3 hours i dont know what to do

Just explain to her that its always painful the first time somebody "smashes that pussy"....

ROFL! By the way, your dad's an ass dude. Just console her, because that's all you can do. Guts coming out of it's ass. ROFL!

[D-Stress]

by a 10 wheels or sumthing. I was tring to explain her how her siamese cat went to the cat paradise then my pops just came in and he told her how his guts were comin out of his ass, his eyes were blown out, the blood and all the brain out on the street, How he grab the dead body by the leg and threw it in the woods and all them fuckin ravens came  to eat the rests of its body. Now she been crying for 3 hours i dont know what to do

Just explain to her that its always painful the first time somebody "smashes that pussy"....

ROFL! By the way, your dad's an ass dude. Just console her, because that's all you can do. Guts coming out of it's ass. ROFL!

agreed.your dad is a lunatic and an asshole all in one.does he have any mental issues?

RIP to the cat.

[Sparegeez]

You're father is fucked up LOL

I could see this in a comedy.

[Blood$]

I could see this in a comedy.

[big mat]

nah, no mental issues, he's a military doctor though, no compassion he seen so much shit. There's already 3 cats in his house plus one dog and another dog is on the way and he still dont know. My mom always did that cuz he dont wan her to buy animals, so she dont say anything, buy it and then he has no choice but to accept his presence

[.:TimeLock:.]

i take it ur dad is a dog person not a cat person lol