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ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlines..
« on: June 17, 2002, 01:33:20 AM »
i'll give you punchlines.

joe buddens (echoes)
desert storm (echoes)
dj clue (echoes)
world exclusive (echoes)

"ya'll ain't got a street sweeper, ya'll just on ya block wit a broom"

"I Show You How Cruel This Crook Be/ U and Ya Dogs Like the Huston Comets/A team full of puzzies"

"Cats said they had papes before this rap shit, come around they don't show face like closed caskets"

"WNBA cats that ball like bitches"

"Have it fuked up like sex on the ceiling"

"Tell the cops fuk em' wit a tinted windshield"

"Me and the D's beef cuz i walk wit an ankle holster and high waters"

peep how i flood mine, my hoes let the x run em like bloodline"

"i rep jersey like mitchell and ness"

"the game is sick but dogg i won't change fa shit/ i'm used to the fame and chips and gettin brain from chicks/ shit i had advance money when i played wit coke/ all i did was phil jackson's like the laker's coach"

"clips fully loaded on my waist 2 heaters/ so when i say long nose it ain't a facial feature"

"see i live this, ya'll paint that pic/ and ya'll like magic, i'm startin to believe you dudes ain't that sick"

Wanna blast a nigga/Pull faster nigga/Cause I stay with the pump/I got asthma nigga."

"Who the fuck wanna rock wit a titan that cock iron when shots flyin/I'll stop when niggas finish waitin for Pac to stop hidin."

"Come to my hood and don't carry arms/Might as well keep walkin like you Barry Bonds."

"Block work, Glock work, when I twirkin the Reuger/I leave a niggas chest out, like he workin for Hooters."

"Right now I'm on yachts and flight/But in the hood, I'm Allen I./Lettin off thirty shots per night/Might see shells spray through your CLK/Cause you need bass in your voice, you like Michel'e."

"Wack rappers that just rhyme for your health/Act like a stingy coke-head and keep your lines to yourself."

"I ain't got to call on hounds/When your gun is like the last Lennox Lewis fight, short on rounds."
"Now I keep the gun tucked in my Levi's/Joe propose to his nine, cheat on that, marry my Mack 10 like T-Boz."

clips fully loaded on my waiste 2 heaters/so when i say long nose it aint a facial feature"

"block work, Glock work/when im twerkin da ruegars/ta leave a niggas chest out like he workin for hooters"

"mess wit a bad mans hustle/gone get u in Afaganastan trouble"

"the only platnium u got on is a Fubu shirt"

"I see duke/the way that he frontin/he remind me of chinese flicks/movin mout but aint saying nuttin"

" who da nigga in da suit and air force ones/ aint worried about beef cuz i got air force gunz"

"the fifth leave ya chest and face hit/the mac and da tek is on some Jahiem just in case shit"

wanna see where my steeze at? / i spit over the mic's feedback/ and lock shit like asscheeks that's fulla beeswax"

Hate to see me in platinum/before Im even gold"

"The Haters/from their/forget it/fuk their theories/they just be playin themself like a subway series"

"Hate That my flows tighter/Hate that my flows fire/Hate to see me shine when i spit/Like Jacob my ghost writer"





it's joe buddens fellas. he's what, 20 or sumthin, mans ahead of his time.



DESERT STORM - FABOLOUS, JOE BUDDENS, PAUL CAINE!

i gave you a fair warning - beware.



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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2002, 04:31:28 AM »
any 12 year old can write a punch line, how about some lyrical depth.
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2002, 04:38:03 AM »
'your blowing shit out of proportion like giving head to a midget with a 12 inch dick'

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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2002, 04:41:46 AM »
* Feels a burning desire to LOCK this thread right now *

LOL, on the real I didn't feel none of those "punchlines" much... I wouldn't wanna sound cocky, but I could probably write better myself.
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2002, 04:59:15 AM »
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* Feels a burning desire to LOCK this thread right now *

LOL, on the real I didn't feel none of those "punchlines" much... I wouldn't wanna sound cocky, but I could probably write better myself.


why do you want to lock this thread?

some were very tight don't front, theres better ones but i don't really want to blow him up like that because i want fellas to be shocked when his album drops like 'whoa that young'n got skills

on a side not joe buddens can freestyle his ass off.

D S
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2002, 05:06:23 AM »
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why do you want to lock this thread?

some were very tight don't front, theres better ones but i don't really want to blow him up like that because i want fellas to be shocked when his album drops like 'whoa that young'n got skills

on a side not joe buddens can freestyle his ass off.

D S


Yeah aight, some was................. good.
Peace.

D S
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2002, 05:27:58 AM »
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'your blowing shit out of proportion like giving head to a midget with a 12 inch dick'



Lol, that's pretty funny, but yeah, the rest weren't amazing, i'd rather hear some 'lyrical depth' like cliche pointed out.
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2002, 05:32:43 AM »
fabolous got those sick punchlines aswell, don't sleep. i'm telling ya, these new young ny cats are sharp boy, freestyling for 12 minutes each.

D S
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2002, 05:35:57 AM »
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fabolous got those sick punchlines aswell, don't sleep. i'm telling ya, these new young ny cats are sharp boy, freestyling for 12 minutes each.

D S


Aight man, show me a dope punchline by Fabolous... not that I doubt his skills, it's just that I didn't hear a single punchline on his album, "Ghetto Fabolous". So please prove your point.

Peace
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2002, 01:39:37 PM »
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why do you want to lock this thread?

some were very tight don't front, theres better ones but i don't really want to blow him up like that because i want fellas to be shocked when his album drops like 'whoa that young'n got skills

on a side not joe buddens can freestyle his ass off.

D S

young'ns?...lol 20 aint that young fit dont really matter about age....it just matters about ur
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2002, 07:15:38 PM »
Nuthin special
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2002, 06:00:50 AM »
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young'ns?...lol 20 aint that young fit dont really matter about age....it just matters about ur


20 isnt young?  You must be 15 if you dont think 20 is young.  Anyways--to those asking about a hot Fabolous punchline here area  couple (paraphrased)

I leave you MIA/And I aint talkin where the Heat play at.

Ill leave shells in your stomach/Like you had pasta for lunch.
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2002, 09:00:51 AM »
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any 12 year old can write a punch line, how about some lyrical depth.

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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2002, 09:31:15 AM »
"WNBA cats that ball like bitches" - Hella Dope

"Me and the D's beef cuz i walk wit an ankle holster and high waters" - Hella Hard

"shit i had advance money when i played wit coke/ all i did was phil jackson's like the laker's coach" - Hella Real

"clips fully loaded on my waist 2 heaters/ so when i say long nose it ain't a facial feature" - Hella Real

"Wanna blast a nigga/Pull faster nigga/Cause I stay with the pump/I got asthma nigga." - Hella Hard

"Come to my hood and don't carry arms/Might as well keep walkin like you Barry Bonds." - Hella Funny

"Block work, Glock work, when I twirkin the Reuger/I leave a niggas chest out, like he workin for Hooters." - Hella Funny


Those were all real tight.  Especiall the first one, short, simple, hard.
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2002, 11:36:27 AM »
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20 isnt young?  You must be 15 if you dont think 20 is young.  

and ur basis on this is??....for ur information im 18....and no 20 isnt young...theres been people much tighter than him that were like 16...now thats young...if anyone has THIS OR THAT the wake up show compilation peepthe song by dirty unit....one of the foos on there was about 16...i knew him he was going to the same continuation school as my homie....his name is seven....he had crazy lyrics....i mean 20 aint old...but its not young either....
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2002, 01:47:49 PM »
Fab stfu, u still tryin to preach Fabulous on peeps, it ain't gonna happen, he's straight shit!
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2002, 06:06:31 PM »
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2002, 06:56:59 PM »
man fuck that dont hate on fab just cause he promoting his fav artist he dont get mad when ya'll promote dj quik
and all them underground artists and eminem and dre shit
yea fabolous aint as good as eminem and dre and shit
but in the eastcoast fab is one of the hottest out right now
he a nigga who like to party and live the life i got a cuzin in brooklyn who knew the nigga and half of the shit he say
is true nigga did push weight back in the mid 90s he also been shot and has shot someone before and the nigga is a cool guy
now to Fab the promoter dogg i respect you keep promoting

Ya'll know ya'll loved holla back especially when the bitches pop they ass against your dick and when u in the highway windows down that shit gets u hyped its a diffrent vibe in the east drive thru the NJ turn pike and cruise round the tri state area and u might be in the mood for suhin diffrent

i think this is the best time for the east since 88 on the real
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2002, 05:26:00 AM »
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any 12 year old can write a punch line, how about some lyrical depth.


chill out homie, he's only on those mix tapes at the moment. wait for the lp.

p.s 12 year olds must be 'super like nintendo' around your way.



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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2002, 05:36:12 AM »
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and ur basis on this is??....for ur information im 18....and no 20 isnt young...theres been people much tighter than him that were like 16...now thats young...if anyone has THIS OR THAT the wake up show compilation peepthe song by dirty unit....one of the foos on there was about 16...i knew him he was going to the same continuation school as my homie....his name is seven....he had crazy lyrics....i mean 20 aint old...but its not young either....


post the lyrics then, and how do you know the kid writes his own shit.

the 2 greatest rappers that were dropping gems when they were still teenagers were

nas - illmatic (unbelievable)
prodigy - juvenile hell (mad young) + infamous (still stunned)

^^can't think of any others right now, add on please! (im not talking about your average tracks, im talking about classic gems)
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2002, 11:44:17 PM »
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half of the shit he say
is true nigga did push weight back in the mid 90s he also been shot and has shot someone before and the nigga is a cool guy


i hope you are lying. i honestly think it would be cool if fabolous was a nerd because one of the things i love about fabolous is his style. i mean one minute you see a skinny short fella on tv rapping 'i'm gangsta, yall just wannabees' lol and the next minute you hear him say 'holla back young'n whoooo whoooo'. it's mad funny, cos he is in it purely for the money and certain haters can't stand that (you know who you are).

fake rappers are taking over baby - word is bond!
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2002, 12:37:12 AM »
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certain haters can't stand that (you know who you are).

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ME!!!
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2002, 03:48:40 AM »
sorry pal Yes fab is in it for the money but sorry to burst your bubble he really did push weight he sold weed by the pound
and he also sold alot of coke which is why he so arragont cause he was Ballin before the record deal hes jus a thuged out i dont give a fuck dont love nobody type of guy
he the nigga in the hood who bout paper and nothin else
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Re: ok im reloaded, you mutherfokers want punchlin
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2002, 03:55:11 AM »
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sorry pal Yes fab is in it for the money but sorry to burst your bubble he really did push weight he sold weed by the pound
and he also sold alot of coke which is why he so arragont cause he was Ballin before the record deal hes jus a thuged out i dont give a fuck dont love nobody type of guy
he the nigga in the hood who bout paper and nothin else


i knew he was locked on rikers for a while but i didn't know he was macking like that. ohh well, he's not as amusing anymore so his debut album drops down to 4.999 mics lol.
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