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Ali Tha Great

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Is Jacking off a sin?
« on: August 18, 2008, 10:48:44 PM »
what do you jerkers have to say?
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 10:51:17 PM »
Only when you get caught.
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 10:54:50 PM »
what if you purposely get caught in a movie theatre?
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 12:02:36 AM »
Well, every time you jerk off, a handicap kid fall out of their wheelchair, so yes it is a sin.
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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 12:48:20 AM »
Well, every time you jerk off, a handicap kid fall out of their wheelchair, so yes it is a sin.

lots of retards must of been hittin the pavement lately haha

nah but for real...if anything its a little taste of heaven
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 04:43:57 PM »
Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 04:47:30 PM »
Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

So is sex before marriage, drinking, smoking weed, swearing, and lying. Yet most people do those. Religion is a mental illness, simple as that.
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 05:24:05 PM »
Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

It's also a sin to "make too much money." Doesn't that sound ridiculous to you?
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 07:06:21 PM »
Everything is a sin
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 07:44:34 PM »
Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

Don't lie. We saw the video footage of you jerking to some interracial porn at the library.
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 07:49:54 PM »
Being Catholic is a sin, being that you worship Satan and all.
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 07:14:30 AM »
yes.
cum=could be a kid and you waste it.
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 08:06:55 AM »
Sometimes its a sin sometimes it isn't.

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Its a sin if you start abusing yourself with it...



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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 12:54:22 PM »
Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

Good thing you let others decide for you about what's right and what's not. Seeing as you find that a logical position to be in, it's probably even right for you. Mindlessness and submissiveness, the greatest virtues of them all, aren't they?


yes.
cum=could be a kid and you waste it.

You're aware that when you're having sex with a woman, millions of seeds don't make it to the ovum? It takes but one sperm seed to get a woman knocked up. You have millions. You'll never run out of it. So much for "wasting."

Would you consider it wasteful if a woman doesn't get knocked up after every single ovulation in her life?
 

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Re: Is Jacking off a sin?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 03:54:18 PM »
Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

So is sex before marriage, drinking, smoking weed, swearing, and lying. Yet most people do those. Religion is a mental illness, simple as that.

religion is a mental illness...for the first time in over a decade u and I agree on something