Author Topic: Is Jacking off a sin? (Read 432 times)

Ali Tha Great · « **on:** August 18, 2008, 10:48:44 PM »

what do you jerkers have to say?

The King · « **Reply #1 on:** August 18, 2008, 10:51:17 PM »

Only when you get caught.

Ali Tha Great · « **Reply #2 on:** August 18, 2008, 10:54:50 PM »

what if you purposely get caught in a movie theatre?

Sikotic™ · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2008, 12:02:36 AM »

Well, every time you jerk off, a handicap kid fall out of their wheelchair, so yes it is a sin.

OchoCinco · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2008, 12:48:20 AM »

Quote from: King Sikotic II on August 19, 2008, 12:02:36 AM

Well, every time you jerk off, a handicap kid fall out of their wheelchair, so yes it is a sin.

lots of retards must of been hittin the pavement lately haha

nah but for real...if anything its a little taste of heaven

Real American · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2008, 04:43:57 PM »

Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

The King · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2008, 04:47:30 PM »

Quote from: Real American on August 19, 2008, 04:43:57 PM

Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

So is sex before marriage, drinking, smoking weed, swearing, and lying. Yet most people do those. Religion is a mental illness, simple as that.

Sparegeez · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2008, 05:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Real American on August 19, 2008, 04:43:57 PM

Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

It's also a sin to "make too much money." Doesn't that sound ridiculous to you?

herpes · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2008, 07:06:21 PM »

Everything is a sin

Though Death Is Callin, I'ma Keep Ballin · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2008, 07:44:34 PM »

Quote from: Real American on August 19, 2008, 04:43:57 PM

Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

Don't lie. We saw the video footage of you jerking to some interracial porn at the library.

Primo · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2008, 07:49:54 PM »

Being Catholic is a sin, being that you worship Satan and all.

lyricali187 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2008, 07:14:30 AM »

yes.
cum=could be a kid and you waste it.

Australian Bastard · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2008, 08:06:55 AM »

Sometimes its a sin sometimes it isn't.

Knahmsayin.

Its a sin if you start abusing yourself with it...

You know me, I'm the smooth macadamien, gaming them for my homie
No need to be uncalm if you pack right
And learn it just enuff to keep your mutherfuckin sack right

-Snoop Dogg, 'Lil Ghetto Boys'.

Elevz · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2008, 12:54:22 PM »

Quote from: Real American on August 19, 2008, 04:43:57 PM

Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

Good thing you let others decide for you about what's right and what's not. Seeing as you find that a logical position to be in, it's probably even right for you. Mindlessness and submissiveness, the greatest virtues of them all, aren't they?

Quote from: lyricali187 on August 20, 2008, 07:14:30 AM

yes.
cum=could be a kid and you waste it.

You're aware that when you're having sex with a woman, millions of seeds don't make it to the ovum? It takes but one sperm seed to get a woman knocked up. You have millions. You'll never run out of it. So much for "wasting."

Would you consider it wasteful if a woman doesn't get knocked up after every single ovulation in her life?

C-BLUE · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:54:18 PM »

Quote from: The King of Mitt Romney's Fan Club on August 19, 2008, 04:47:30 PM

Quote from: Real American on August 19, 2008, 04:43:57 PM
Im Catholic and in Catholicism masterbation is a sin. That is why I never do it.

So is sex before marriage, drinking, smoking weed, swearing, and lying. Yet most people do those. Religion is a mental illness, simple as that.

religion is a mental illness...for the first time in over a decade u and I agree on something

Sikotic™ · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2008, 07:35:37 PM »

Quote from: lyricali187 on August 20, 2008, 07:14:30 AM

yes.
cum=could be a kid and you waste it.

See why I think we should be allowed to euthanize stupid people? It's for their own good.

People with this mindset, and knocking up bitches left and right, having kids that, 15 years from now, will be breaking into my car and stealing my stereo system.

OchoCinco · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2008, 07:39:48 PM »

Quote from: King Sikotic II on August 20, 2008, 07:35:37 PM

Quote from: lyricali187 on August 20, 2008, 07:14:30 AM
yes.
cum=could be a kid and you waste it.
See why I think we should be allowed to euthanize stupid people? It's for their own good.

People with this mindset, and knocking up bitches left and right, having kids that, 15 years from now, will be breaking into my car and stealing my stereo system.

look out ur window its probably happing right now

Sikotic™ · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2008, 09:06:41 PM »

If she looks liek the girl in your avatar, then it's okay.

Chief · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2008, 03:03:09 AM »

i wont be risking prostate cancer any time soon...

Deeez Nuuuts · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2008, 05:49:36 PM »

if it's wrong then i don't wanna be right

Kool Beenz · « **Reply #20 on:** August 22, 2008, 02:36:08 PM »

if you jerk off to guys its a sin

The King · « **Reply #21 on:** August 22, 2008, 06:31:36 PM »

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People with this mindset, and knocking up bitches left and right, having kids that, 15 years from now, will be breaking into my car and stealing my stereo system.

Exactly, also these pro-life hypocrites are completely brain dead. Let's think about this, the world is over populated, the US is over populated, so lets out law abortions so we can have more fucking people! Abortions are population control, if anything people should be forced to have abortions if they have too many kids. Poverty exists largely because theirs too many fucking people. Limited water, limited food, 6.2 billion people. Shouldn't we be doing everything in our power (short of murdering people) to keep that number down?