just to piss people off

[J. Bryson]

it's fun

man i saw the trix rabbit last night i wasn't even high
conversation's goin well, everything's goin nice
then i pulled out my knife, and threatned his life
you better change this cereal, i only like the lime
you're fuckin up my day, i gotta start it off right
i told him trix aint for kids twice
he aint listen, should i commit the crime?
strangle him to the floor with all my might
in comes T.I. i told him it was assisted suicide
hold him hostage til he says i can have whatever i like
dumbest thing you could ever do is hand me the mic
not because i can rap but i'll strike you over the head
crawl into your bed pretend i'm you and have sex with your wife
only thing you'll be able to say is "why???"
well, i'm sex deprived
man why your girl gotta be so big?
it's ok i got alotta food and a well stocked fridge
and since it's christmas
aight, i'll take you off my hit list
you better believe the hype
i tell kids say no to drugs as i smoke the crack pipe
i'm the guy that does shit just to piss you off
smash into your car since i cut you off
come back around the block just to flick you off
get arrested, testify and deny all the statements
you want into my world? welcome to my mom's basement
that's why i'm underground
beat up the burger king mascot and stole his crown
you can think i'm wack, but don't say it aloud
damn, i wish i had an ounce
no, not weed, i was talkin about an ounce of self esteem
last time i saw a girl was in my dreams
even then i couldn't get in her jeans
usually i spit fire but tonight i'm spittin std's
into yo system, infectin everything
through your computer screen
lookin like a murder scene
sorry i make you feel this way
but i forgot to tell you...i got aids
no more subliminals i wanna hear you say my name
just wonderin, have you ever taken an iron to the face?
why jack off in front of your roomate?
what, you can't wait?
and just to clear it up i ain talkin bout nobody in specific
but anybody who wants it better come wit it
not here to make enemies i admit it
i'll be my own critic
integrity can't spit and is an idiot
but i'm actually not a psycho
i'm the jerk that tells fat girls they need lypo
sick stuff, like steal your tv remote
so you'll be forced to watch that tyler perry show
the dirty guy that doesn't take showers
i'll smother you with your own jizz towel
pissin off obama supporters by the hour
i'll slap you and run like a coward
everybody's sayin change is gonna come
but i say let's all grab an unregistered gun and run
for cover, we all gonna die, so we might as well all make love
i'm the type that'll give a counterfeit 20 to a bum
steal his real money and run
we all hate integrity, so join the club
laughin at everyone makin fun of me
pissin on the throne and everything
even makin up rhymes when i pee
but this aint no r kelly i only pee on the seat
tellin latino's taco bell has real quesadilla's
i'm sorry this wasn't my idea
my mouth i gotta clean up
now everybody's startin to team up
against me don't test me let's see, integrity
needs to be kept away from me
outlivin the life expectancy
obama? i never heard of him
oh, the nerve of him
everything's mixed i'm just stirrin it
pissin everybody off how do i dare?
so just sit down and find a chair
take notes, let the music blair
cuz when it comes to pissin people off nobody compares

-Integrity

['Illicit']

damn, it took forever to read the muthefucka but it was funny though.

[J. Bryson]

lol thanks man....that was just something i did over the "paper touchin" instrumental

[Fly]

i would loe to hear how you flo this to the beat...shit was funny as hell...good concept....the hand me the mic.not cuz i can rap but hit you over the  head shit was classic

definatly would to love to hear this spit

[J. Bryson]

i would loe to hear how you flo this to the beat...shit was funny as hell...good concept....the hand me the mic.not cuz i can rap but hit you over the  head shit was classic

definatly would to love to hear this spit

oh shit, this reply went right over my head.

thanks a lot!!! here's the zshare link of me spittin on this

http://www.zshare.net/audio/52814260fafadb84/

[OchoCinco]

hah that was pretty tight. except that singin at the start i wasnt feelin that.

[J. Bryson]

hah that was pretty tight. except that singin at the start i wasnt feelin that.

lol i know i can't sing

[Fly]

yeah was pretty good... a couple spots could use some more words to fill up the lines to make it flow smoother...but overall pretty good

do me a favor and go leave some feed on my lions for lambs track with big left from la coka nostra