Dissin Ne1 Who I could Think of

[Reef]

Intro
you hear lyrics that cock the gun//lyrics that shock ya mom//
lyrics that stop the fun//but these lyrics will burn the sun//

Jay Z
gareefa tearin shit up//rippin shit up//so fast u be sayin like 'whut the fuuck?'//
fuckin wit me is pot luck, on a bad day i'll murder your soul//
on a good day im fuckin up your fmaily coverin em in petrol//
light the match flick it watch the flames catch and listen to the screams//
im sadistic like dissin a spastic rapper who cant diss back//
but JayZ deserves it, u heard it b4 but his shit's whack//
jigga who writes the blueprint, but wit the shit that comes outta ur mouth u need a breath mint//
big pimpin gimme a break or a 12oz steak//H to tha omo//
i destroy your lyrics in slow mo'//blast u into areas that are no-go//

J.D
onto a fucker who knows deaf like so-so//
in the leauge with JD, VD the fucker wants to pass it onto me//
ot or any other retard who will fuck him, male or male//
Yo Jermanie the bread has gone stale and your goin pale//
i'd be embarssed if i made a reply like that//the fucker who wrote that for u needs the sack//
then you take dre beats to make it sound dope//the only time it would be dope is if they were high off it, otherwise u aint got no hope//

Canibus
Movin onto the smaller fish, Canibus, you bitch//first album to recent one i see the style switch//
first you got your ok lyrics an whack beats//
then you got ok beats an whack spittin that wont get u nowhere on the streets//
diss eminem to be big, instead you jus fall off so go dig your grave//
cuz im rippin you an i aint one to hold back an behave//
I dont give a fuck who you are i'll diss ya//maybe i'll be pissed, yeah, but like i care//

D12
now onto Eminem i seen you dress yp in ur videos, are u a semmy fem?//
the guy who likes to be a woman you display your life like your a Truman//
but we all know u jus wanna fuck Gary Newman an have a gang bang wit two men//
one of which is probably me cause im another white rappprobablyer an all u can do is respect me//this is daylight robbery//
then he got the dirty dozen, you fuckers got about as much talent as my four year old cousin//
sayin u gettin well im constantly buzzin//ready to rip the crew that made you//
Proof - you some sorta fuckin spoof of method man actin like a goof?//
McVeigh - well what can i say another mutahfucker who eminem turned gay//
Kon Artist - well lookin at you that shit is wrong cuz i'd say your far from the smartest//
Kuniva - i bet em got cameras in ur bath room so he can spy on ya//we all hope u OD on shrooms//
Bizzare - your the whackest emcee by far, cant flow, cant rap an cant even prefrom at a live show!//

Puff Daddy
Blazin lookin for another rapper to rip the throat off//plant c4 in his ass an let the remote off//
i think i'll go for that fucker puff daddy only gettin big of B-I-G//
your a fuckin waste of time like the queens Jubilee, an now u hear this u wanna be me//
the next big thing since puffy started anal probing wit springs//
so 'come with me' cause im hotter than the sun an i burn to the 10th degree//
now all these emcees i diss i know jus wanna be me//


I was bored!!

['Illicit']

not bad, nice rhyme scheme, funny idea. the jay-z thang wasnt too good, but still dope piece.