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October 15, 2008 | Issue 44•42


CHINO, CA—In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the "I Am Under 18" button, an Internet security device which if selected restricts access to websites featuring adult content, was clicked for the first time ever. "I knew I could simply claim to be over 18 and continue onto my desired destination, but I also realized that I would have to live with that lie for the rest of my life," said local resident Garrett Kinley, 17. "I admit, I was curious to see what type of material I would find on www.juggworld.com, but that button was clearly placed there for a reason, and let's face it: 17 and three-quarters is not 18. I plan to return to the site three months from now, when I will be mature enough to handle its content." Moments later, Kinley's friend Dave Gerrard, 17, pushed Kinley aside and clicked the "I Am Over 18" button himself, at which point a tactical police unit broke down his bedroom door and arrested him.
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 11:13:37 PM »
lol owned
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 12:42:12 AM »
I just lol'ed at

Moments later, Kinley's friend Dave Gerrard, 17, pushed Kinley aside and clicked the "I Am Over 18" button himself, at which point a tactical police unit broke down his bedroom door and arrested him.
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2008, 12:44:28 AM »
Aye, at least the guy was honest.

 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2008, 03:04:35 AM »
lmao, the ending is brilliant. where'd you find this?
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2008, 04:46:35 AM »
My roommate tried signing up to a forum the other day, and he thought he was being funny selecting the "I am under 13" option. The result: he received an e-mail which he had to print and get an okay from his parents and then send it back in... What a waste of a decent account name.
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2008, 05:06:26 AM »
My roommate tried signing up to a forum the other day, and he thought he was being funny selecting the "I am under 13" option. The result: he received an e-mail which he had to print and get an okay from his parents and then send it back in... What a waste of a decent account name.

L M A O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2008, 06:55:53 AM »
My roommate tried signing up to a forum the other day, and he thought he was being funny selecting the "I am under 13" option. The result: he received an e-mail which he had to print and get an okay from his parents and then send it back in... What a waste of a decent account name.

Haha yea bro think its a COPPA or some shit...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COPPA

Seen that option when installing forums on sites, and its been there for a while so this shit must be seriously working lol!

 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2008, 07:02:35 AM »
I did it back when I was 19 in 2000. So that ain't the first time...  :'(

It sends you to a Disney sight, at least then
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2008, 08:50:03 AM »
My roommate tried signing up to a forum the other day, and he thought he was being funny selecting the "I am under 13" option. The result: he received an e-mail which he had to print and get an okay from his parents and then send it back in... What a waste of a decent account name.

 :laugh:
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2008, 10:31:00 AM »
I did it back when I was 19 in 2000. So that ain't the first time...  :'(

It sends you to a Disney sight, at least then

LMAO I think that happened one time when I just wanted to see what would happen

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2008, 10:34:16 AM »
My roommate tried signing up to a forum the other day, and he thought he was being funny selecting the "I am under 13" option. The result: he received an e-mail which he had to print and get an okay from his parents and then send it back in... What a waste of a decent account name.

lol, I did that by accident when I signed up at the BWS forums

My parents had to fax their signature to get my account approved. They naturally refused.
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 12:50:21 PM »
My roommate tried signing up to a forum the other day, and he thought he was being funny selecting the "I am under 13" option. The result: he received an e-mail which he had to print and get an okay from his parents and then send it back in... What a waste of a decent account name.

lol, I did that by accident when I signed up at the BWS forums

My parents had to fax their signature to get my account approved. They naturally refused.

lol @ actually doing that :D
 

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Re: 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2008, 02:58:11 PM »
every time i do that it sends me to a nick jr web site or disney.com


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