Author Topic: Stuff That White People Like: Black Music that Black People Donít Listen to....  (Read 626 times)

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All music genres go through a very similar life cycle: birth, growth, mainstream acceptance, decline, and finally obscurity.  With black music, however, the final stage is never reached because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive.  Apparently, once a music has lost its relevance with its intended audience, it becomes MORE relevant to white people.

Historically speaking, the music that white people have kept on life support for the longest period of time is Jazz.  Thanks largely to public radio, bookstores, and coffee shops, Jazz has carved out a niche in white culture that is not yet ready to be replaced by Indie Rock.  But the biggest role that Jazz plays in white culture is in the white fantasy of leisure. All white people believe that they prefer listening to jazz over watching television.  This is not true.

Every few a months, a white person will put on some Jazz and pour themselves a glass of wine or scotch and tell themselves how nice it is.  Then they will get bored and watch television or write emails to other white people about how nice it was to listen to Jazz at home.  ďLast night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose.  It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.Ē  Listing this activity as one of your favorites is a sure fire way to make progress towards a romantic relationship with a white person.

Along with Jazz, white people have also taken quite a shine to The Blues, an art form that captured the pain of the black experience in America.  Then, in the 1960s, a bunch of British bands started to play their own version of the music and white people have been loving it ever since.  It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.

Today, white people keep The Blues going strong by taking vacations to Memphis, forming awkward bands, making documentaries, and organizing folk festivals.  Blue and Jazz music appeal mostly to older white people and select few young ones who probably wear fedoras.  But that doesnít mean that young white people arenít working hard to preserve music that has lost relevance.  No, there are literally thousands of white people who are giving their all to keep old school Hip Hop alive.

Even as you read this, white people are telling other white people about the golden age of Hip Hop that they experienced in a suburban high school or through a viewing of The Wackness.

If you are good at concealing laughter and contempt, you should ask a white person about ďReal Hip Hop.Ē  They will quickly tell you about how they donít listen to ďCommercial Hip HopĒ (aka music that black people actually enjoy), and that they much prefer ďClassic Hip Hop.Ē

ďI donít listen to that commercial stuff. Iím more into the Real Hip Hop, you know?  KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.Ē

Calling this style of music Ďold schoolí is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.

What it all comes down to is that white people are convinced that if they were alive when this music was relevant that they would have been into it.  They would have been Alan Lomax or Rick Rubin.  Now the best they can hope for is to impress an older black person with their knowledge.
 

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Jazz is good shit
 

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LOL
 

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don't think folks will take kindly to this lol


 

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so white people only listen to certain music, to impress black people?

are you on crack?

who cares what people listen to, or what their motivation is.   if a white person likes jazz, more power to em.  if they like krs, del, and other shit that is underground, then more power to em.

who gives a fuck?



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its from this blog http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/ some funny stuff in there.
 

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lol I remember when I was a senior in high school (1999) at this party and these white dudes threw on Doggystyle and were buggin the fuck out like it was the first time they heard it.  I'm not clownin on them finally getting it though, better late than never.
 

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eye listen to jazz. ella fitzgerald, miles davis, john coltrane, sonny rollins, chick corea, herbie hancock, dave douglas and the list goes on..........
 

Hey Ma

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so white people only listen to certain music, to impress black people?

are you on crack?

who cares what people listen to, or what their motivation is.   if a white person likes jazz, more power to em.  if they like krs, del, and other shit that is underground, then more power to em.

who gives a fuck?


it's just for humor man. you never hear of stuff white people like?
 

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eye listen to jazz. ella fitzgerald, miles davis, john coltrane, sonny rollins, chick corea, herbie hancock, dave douglas and the list goes on..........

hey i see you got the homie snipes in ya pic

"Lot of the scripts I've been in with other non-white actors haven't been great. Lot of non-white actors ain't all that great." 
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this aint a joke he seid this shit


 

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are you people that dumb and slow...lol...
Tuff one...but quik is up there...put it on me is classic imo and on some detox shit...dj lethal>>dj quik....rza>>premo.....dre>>>quik....rza=dre....dre, rza, quik, dj lethal>>>>>timberland, rockwielder, EIMINEM, mannie fresh
 

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eye listen to jazz. ella fitzgerald, miles davis, john coltrane, sonny rollins, chick corea, herbie hancock, dave douglas and the list goes on..........

hey i see you got the homie snipes in ya pic

"Lot of the scripts I've been in with other non-white actors haven't been great. Lot of non-white actors ain't all that great." 
                                                                                                                                                                                 - Wesley Snipes

this aint a joke he seid this shit


why you completely ignore what eye said?? anyway at the end of they day................ there arent that many big time Black actors.... what you going to have Denzel, Will, and Wesley all in one movie??? eye think that niggas wife is white anyway so who gives a fuck, what he got to say.
 

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eye listen to jazz. ella fitzgerald, miles davis, john coltrane, sonny rollins, chick corea, herbie hancock, dave douglas and the list goes on..........

hey i see you got the homie snipes in ya pic

"Lot of the scripts I've been in with other non-white actors haven't been great. Lot of non-white actors ain't all that great." 
                                                                                                                                                                                 - Wesley Snipes

this aint a joke he seid this shit


why you completely ignore what eye said?? anyway at the end of they day................ there arent that many big time Black actors.... what you going to have Denzel, Will, and Wesley all in one movie??? eye think that niggas wife is white anyway so who gives a fuck, what he got to say.

james browns wife was white as well.. that dont make him a bad singer .. or make wesley snipes a bad person.. you trippin for real... if you think that.. at the end of the day interracial marrages and shit are going up and up and up... i was in trinidad in august every one is black.. every white person i say white man whate girl was with a black person.. married or some shit and no one give a shit....

 

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you should definitely give credit to where you get this shit from when you post it.
 

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eye listen to jazz. ella fitzgerald, miles davis, john coltrane, sonny rollins, chick corea, herbie hancock, dave douglas and the list goes on..........

hey i see you got the homie snipes in ya pic

"Lot of the scripts I've been in with other non-white actors haven't been great. Lot of non-white actors ain't all that great." 
                                                                                                                                                                                 - Wesley Snipes

this aint a joke he seid this shit


why you completely ignore what eye said?? anyway at the end of they day................ there arent that many big time Black actors.... what you going to have Denzel, Will, and Wesley all in one movie??? eye think that niggas wife is white anyway so who gives a fuck, what he got to say.

james browns wife was white as well.. that dont make him a bad singer .. or make wesley snipes a bad person.. you trippin for real... if you think that.. at the end of the day interracial marrages and shit are going up and up and up... i was in trinidad in august every one is black.. every white person i say white man whate girl was with a black person.. married or some shit and no one give a shit....
once again...........where the fuck did eye say that makes him a bad actor??? you peckerwoods love making shit up. no it doesnt make him a bad actor but niggas like him and james brown etc. it makes them horrible role models to the young Black seeds. there is a problem when more than 85 % of Black hollywood marries white people or out their race, and then on the other hand white Hollywood, what you can catch maybe 3 or 4 who got Black partners??? maybe? eye dont know, robert dinero the only one eye can come off the top my head.

you look at that shit and got to think like damn.............mentally as a people we fucked.

second. everything you see is not what you see. you claim that whitemen were out there in Trindad with Black women............. thats not news............. you honkies love going to Black islands and for filling your fantasies. a lot of those women are mentally dumb and are attracted to the money the white man has............ shit deeper than what you think.