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I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« on: January 03, 2009, 09:00:48 AM »
SO this is why....
She told me she was gonna stay home for new years at home, and spend it wit the family.
So i got of work at 12midnight and went to see her at her family house.
Spent an hour there chilled out, then went home cause my family had also like a get together kinda party.
The next morning i find out that her cousin had called her to come over her house, NOT mentioning that my girls ex-boyfriend is there wit one of his guys that fucks wit Tina (the cousin)
So them four spent the night at her house.
She couldnt leave? She had to stay there? knowing thats some dirty shit. You want me to believe that they been there all night NOT doing anything? C'mon so i got fucking mad as ever.
Shes like OH, you should trust me nothin happened bla bla blah. i mean even if nothing happend how the fuck would she like if i spent new years wit my ex lady all night then wake up in the morning an say oh yeah you should trust me nothin happend.
So she came to my work, an i was kinda buzzed at work an when she pulled up in her car i punched her a few times wrapped my hand around her hair an start hittin her head of the steering wheel then she punched the gas pedal hit me wit the car, an drove off.
Now i feel fucked up for doing it, and i dont know wtf to do. i tried talkin to her she like i cant forgive you, she dont wanna talk or nothing. so im buggin out i been wit her for 3 yrs an this is the first time i laid my hands on her idono what got into me cuz im not the type to hit a girl at all.
I love her to death man but i fucked up hard.
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2009, 09:03:33 AM »
Even if your girlfriend looks like a gorilla or Serena Williams you have no right to beat her.
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2009, 10:04:55 AM »
SO this is why....
She told me she was gonna stay home for new years at home, and spend it wit the family.
So i got of work at 12midnight and went to see her at her family house.
Spent an hour there chilled out, then went home cause my family had also like a get together kinda party.
The next morning i find out that her cousin had called her to come over her house, NOT mentioning that my girls ex-boyfriend is there wit one of his guys that fucks wit Tina (the cousin)
So them four spent the night at her house.
She couldnt leave? She had to stay there? knowing thats some dirty shit. You want me to believe that they been there all night NOT doing anything? C'mon so i got fucking mad as ever.
Shes like OH, you should trust me nothin happened bla bla blah. i mean even if nothing happend how the fuck would she like if i spent new years wit my ex lady all night then wake up in the morning an say oh yeah you should trust me nothin happend.
So she came to my work, an i was kinda buzzed at work an when she pulled up in her car i punched her a few times wrapped my hand around her hair an start hittin her head of the steering wheel then she punched the gas pedal hit me wit the car, an drove off.
Now i feel fucked up for doing it, and i dont know wtf to do. i tried talkin to her she like i cant forgive you, she dont wanna talk or nothing. so im buggin out i been wit her for 3 yrs an this is the first time i laid my hands on her idono what got into me cuz im not the type to hit a girl at all.
I love her to death man but i fucked up hard.

I hope you're kidding but if not, "Way to go, dumb-ass." ;)

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2009, 10:06:42 AM »
Even if your girlfriend looks like a gorilla or Serena Williams you have no right to beat her.

Lol

But if you want my honest opinion: you're a fucking coward.
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2009, 10:11:01 AM »
You're a pussy and you're girlfriend is probably a hoe
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2009, 10:16:25 AM »
You fuck wit us bitch somethin gettin broken,
your leg, arm, jaw, nose, pick a part,
Oakland motherfuckers will break your heart

Or...

She started yellin man the bitch got raw
I took one step back and went straight to her jaw
I gives a fuck that the bitch left
cuz all she ever got was some good dick
and it really aint shit to find another bitch
cuz i'm a cool motherfucker and i'm hella rich


The words of the great Too Short.
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2009, 10:30:42 AM »

I gives a fuck that the bitch left
cuz all she ever got was some good dick
and it really aint shit to find another bitch
cuz i'm a cool motherfucker and i'm hella rich


The words of the great Too Short.

I particulary appreciate this part
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 10:44:24 AM »
Give me your name, address, and city and I'll gladly turn you in to the police. Not because you hit a girl and it's wrong but because of the stupidity of what you did and why. My sister is a bit goofy like that and would probably pull some shit like that. And if her boyfriend did what you did to your girl, I'd give the guy one chance to put himself in jail. If he didn't I'd gladly cut his hands off.


I'll never understand why guys want to teach their girls a lesson. If she's the type of girl that even gets you riled up like that, just go get a new one. There's plenty around. Even if you had kids and were married you do what's best for the kids and put on a front until they are in college or whatever and then you part ways.


My advice to you, if this whole thing is real, forget about her, work on your anger, find a new girl, and be thankful she hasn't sent anyone after you.
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2009, 10:56:58 AM »
that's what you get for getting a hoe as a girlfriend
and the beating is what she gets for getting a fucking idiot as a boyfriend

can't feel sorry for neither one of you fuckers
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2009, 11:16:46 AM »
well, if she wasnt fuckin her ex on New Years....best believe she is now...


oh btw, you cant whoop your girls ass and then say "im not the type to hit girls" lol.

That shit was fuckin stupid...and now youre not in control of what happens. Its kinda funny that this dude comes on here lookin for advice, and everyone uses the opportunity to make it worse lol.
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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2009, 11:33:55 AM »
Soopafly DPGC Where You At
« Last Edit: January 03, 2009, 04:19:16 PM by hellrazor86 »
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2009, 11:37:39 AM »
hang on as second .. women talk shit about equal rights.. so they shud be treated equally as men.. if a man is allowed to be hit in a one to one fight why should women get a pass? thats some positive discrimination right in front of ya.. like it or not women rinse the fact that they're a woman to their advantage in many social situations.. in a fight if its one and one and ur roughly the same age why pull the "im a female" card out?..

dyu hear people saying you shoudlnt hit white people(or people of any skin colour)becos of there race? no.. so just as race shouldn't be a facter in why u cant fight, neither should your sex.
 

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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2009, 11:47:59 AM »
Soopafly DPGC Where You Aint

LMAO! I was about to say the same thing... +1

"That's how you're supposed to lay it on a hoe! The Man Soopafly would be proud! I just hope you made her sleep in the backyard too."
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2009, 12:24:49 PM »
hang on as second .. women talk shit about equal rights.. so they shud be treated equally as men.. if a man is allowed to be hit in a one to one fight why should women get a pass? thats some positive discrimination right in front of ya.. like it or not women rinse the fact that they're a woman to their advantage in many social situations.. in a fight if its one and one and ur roughly the same age why pull the "im a female" card out?..

dyu hear people saying you shoudlnt hit white people(or people of any skin colour)becos of there race? no.. so just as race shouldn't be a facter in why u cant fight, neither should your sex.

that might work if you were dealing with some Amazon bitch who was as big, if not bigger then you. But typically women are not as strong as men. It might be fair for you to fight another man one on one....but would it be fair for u to kick the shit out of some midget? Funny maybe, but not fair.
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2009, 12:33:41 PM »
LMFAO this is the funniest post I have read in this place in a minute.
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2009, 12:39:29 PM »
Its pathetic and cowardly that you hit her tbh and i dont really get why you dont trust your girl considering you've been with her for 3 years ???
 

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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2009, 12:42:28 PM »
are amazon bitches known for being tall?
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2009, 12:59:05 PM »
Its pathetic and cowardly that you hit her tbh and i dont really get why you dont trust your girl considering you've been with her for 3 years ???

even tho you trust a girl....i can see bein pissed that she lied and said she was going to stay in on New Years and instead hung out with her ex boyfriend.
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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2009, 01:08:33 PM »
Hitting a girl wont solve a thing, if shes not doing the right shit, just let her go man. Its not worth it.
how it really goes down..
 

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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2009, 01:54:49 PM »
These dumb muhfuckas on here obviously have not been in a relationship, let alone a relationship consisting of 3 years. You know how much investment is involved in that time frame? If this was 3 week old relationship, i could give a fuck less, but a 3 year old relationship, that bitch better buy herself a tombstone before she comes to me with that bullshit. You know how many girls i have refrained from in my current 17 month relationship just to keep everything between us honest and real, and if my girl goes and cheats, look at how much pussy i lost for her. She would get a nice swift kick in the uterus.
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2009, 02:02:35 PM »
hang on as second .. women talk shit about equal rights.. so they shud be treated equally as men.. if a man is allowed to be hit in a one to one fight why should women get a pass? thats some positive discrimination right in front of ya.. like it or not women rinse the fact that they're a woman to their advantage in many social situations.. in a fight if its one and one and ur roughly the same age why pull the "im a female" card out?..

dyu hear people saying you shoudlnt hit white people(or people of any skin colour)becos of there race? no.. so just as race shouldn't be a facter in why u cant fight, neither should your sex.


Having equal opportunity to show you can do a job is not the same as treating everyone that crosses you wrong with violence. What about handicapped people with no arms and legs? If a man with no arms and legs can pick stocks better than any other broker he should not be denied the right to pick stocks and he wouldn't be. You gonna beat the shit out of a guy with no arms and legs? He couldn't actually do anything to you so at worst it would be something he said, and no matter what he said to you, you better hope no one sees you beating him up because you'd get your ass kicked by everyone that sees you doing it.

Back to equal treatment. If some skinny punk shoved you in a mall and challenged you to a fight you may very well fight him. If Fedor from MMA did the same thing you better fucking throw equality out the window, apologize and run away.
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2009, 02:59:46 PM »
im in a bad mood, and i almost envy you for beating the shit out of some lying ass hoe. i could never do it, bring myself to hit a girl. Even if i am so pissed off i could kill someone i just cant do it. I always come close then just punch something else instead. But to be honest from your story you got pretty fuckin lucky dude, any other girl woulda had you in jail within minutes.
 

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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2009, 03:25:57 PM »
LMAO...I dunno what's funnier - the thread, or Homo's reply.
 

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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2009, 03:35:21 PM »
this is a serious contender for funniest post of the year :laugh:
 

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Re: I Beat The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend.......
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2009, 03:47:49 PM »
LMAO this thread is funny

dude personally i never hit a girl but i would slap a bitch if i had too...
not with a closed fist though...

anyways good for you, way to go buddy