Author Topic: what shudnt u joke about  (Read 970 times)

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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #60 on: February 22, 2010, 04:53:50 PM »
Man you gota joke about everything. Obviously there are some serious issues in peoples live that are indeed very sensitive but one persons comedy is always going to coincide with someone else's misery, its just the way shit works. Its like, if you was a smart enough comic you could probably get away with a twin towers joke in the UK, but do that shit in new york and you're fucked. You should tell every joke you think of though because there's no point in holding it in, somewhere, someone will laugh, guarenteed. Oh and, your mothers are all aliens from the planet, femour.
 

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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2010, 10:44:28 PM »
People that suffer from weight issues.
ive always said that eating McDonalds is like fucking a fat chick, yeah it feels great at the time, but an hour later you regret it and want to throw up.
pulled that out at work a few times, everyone except the fat cunts laughed, although its hard to laugh with a mouth full of food and your arsehole sewn shut


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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #62 on: February 23, 2010, 03:48:27 AM »
Man you gota joke about everything. Obviously there are some serious issues in peoples live that are indeed very sensitive but one persons comedy is always going to coincide with someone else's misery, its just the way shit works. Its like, if you was a smart enough comic you could probably get away with a twin towers joke in the UK, but do that shit in new york and you're fucked. You should tell every joke you think of though because there's no point in holding it in, somewhere, someone will laugh, guarenteed. Oh and, your mothers are all aliens from the planet, femour.


get a job :laugh:
 

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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #63 on: March 01, 2010, 02:00:32 PM »
What does a women plus a rejection equal?

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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2010, 06:36:31 AM »
Appearantly we're not suposed to laugh at 2 ignorant negro's kicking a cat
 

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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2010, 11:52:46 AM »
Appearantly we're not suposed to laugh at 2 ignorant negro's kicking a cat
I laughed at that.

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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2010, 12:52:22 PM »
Appearantly we're not suposed to laugh at 2 ignorant negro's kicking a cat
I laughed at that.

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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #67 on: March 02, 2010, 07:59:01 PM »
you shouldn't joke about little negroes carrying a wheelbarrow inside women vaginas, because they exist  :o
 

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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #68 on: March 03, 2010, 09:25:45 PM »
obvioulsy, nobody can joke about 2pac and/or bigge - everybody gets mad, if u do so..  ::)
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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2010, 05:01:24 PM »
If shes old enough to bleed, shes old enough to breed..


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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #70 on: April 15, 2010, 06:36:08 AM »
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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #71 on: April 18, 2010, 04:58:24 AM »
god
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If there's anything that SHOULD BE made fun of... it's God and religion.  I have read alot about religion, but some of the most devastating arguments agains the delusions of religion come from stand up comedians like George Carlin, Bill Maher and Jim Jefferies. There should me made MORE jokes about religion, and kids should be exposed to these jokes from an early age, so they realize how fucking retarded religion is.
 

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« Reply #72 on: April 18, 2010, 06:26:25 AM »


If there's anything that SHOULD BE made fun of... it's God and religion.  I have read alot about religion, but some of the most devastating arguments agains the delusions of religion come from stand up comedians like George Carlin, Bill Maher and Jim Jefferies. There should me made MORE jokes about religion, and kids should be exposed to these jokes from an early age, so they realize how fucking retarded religion is.
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Re: what shudnt u joke about
« Reply #73 on: April 18, 2010, 04:07:39 PM »
you can joke about anything,but i know if some white muthafucca calls me nigger and we face to face don't be shocc'd if you get fucc'd up, my daughter is out the question to,baby mama i wouldn't trip on that haha yell
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« Reply #74 on: April 19, 2010, 02:42:43 PM »
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