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Tha Shit List!!!
« on: March 03, 2002, 11:50:52 PM »
i jus got his email and its funny as fuck yall read it!!!!!!


THE COMPREHENSIVE SHIT LIST

Ghost shit -- the kind where you feel the shit come out but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean shit -- the kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet shit -- the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin your pants with a stain.

Second Wave -- It happens when you're done shitting and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to shit some more.

Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead shit -- the kind where you strain so much you practically have a stroke.

Richard Simmons shit -- you shit so much you lose 30 pounds.

Lincoln Log shit -- the kind that is so huge you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy shit -- It's noisy and everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn shit -- self explanatory.

Gee-I-wish-I-could shit shit -- the kind where you want to shit, but all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramp and fart a few times.

Spinal tap shit -- that's when it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet cheek shit -- (the power dump!) the kind that comes out of your butt so fast your cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid shit -- the kind where yellowish brown liquid shoots out and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican food shit -- it smells so bad the room must be condemned.

Upper class shit -- the kind that thinks their shit doesn't smell.

Fisherman's bobber shit -- the kind where you are in a public restroom, there are two people waiting on your stall, you shit and flush two times, but several golf ball size pieces are still floating at the water line.

Ambush shit -- the kind that never happens at home, but usually at a party or while playing golf. It is the result of trying to fart--just a little, but you end up with trouser chili and you walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.

Drunken shit -- the kind you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Champagne Shit -- you're so constipated that by the time the cork blows, a bubbly liquid streams from your ass.

Kling-On Shit -- The kind where, when you go to wipe it, it's there waiting on the edge.

Blow Out Shit -- The shit that's proceeded by a fart so vicious, you have to check the bowl afterwards to make sure there are no cracks.

Exorcist Shit -- The kind where yellowish-brownish liquid shoots out of your ass and burns your ass while it splatters all over the toilet. (See Liquid Shit)

Peek-A-Boo Shit -- It comes halfway out, then it goes back in, comes back out, goes back in, etc.

Pregnancy Shit -- The kind where you're really backed up and it makes you grunt and wheeze for a long while until it finally splits your crack in a child bearing fashion.(See Pop a Vein Shit, Spinal Tap Shit)

Rabbit Shit -- It comes in cute, round portions, but there loads of it about. Actually, you're never really finished, but stop at some point from boredom.


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2002, 02:09:41 AM »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
hahahahaah now that was really funny ROFLMAO!!
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2002, 03:09:29 AM »
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Mexican food shit -- it smells so bad the room must be condemned.




yeah i think thats the shit I took yesterday after the chili-con-carne. lol
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2002, 03:11:42 AM »
WTF?  ???
I didn't find this funny. Am I the only one? ???
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2002, 05:08:39 AM »
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WTF?  ???
I didn't find this funny. Am I the only one? ???


Yeah It Wasnt Hilarious Or Anything....  :-X
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2002, 07:08:55 AM »
I was about to eat my dinner when I read this (thanks):(
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2002, 11:55:52 AM »
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WTF?  ???
I didn't find this funny. Am I the only one? ???


yea it wuz kinda sick

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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2002, 02:28:04 PM »
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Peek-A-Boo Shit -- It comes halfway out, then it goes back in, comes back out, goes back in, etc.


Anyone who has seen Rat Race knows that shit is also referred to as "Prarie Doggin'"
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2002, 02:44:47 PM »
ROFLMAO
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2002, 03:41:22 PM »
LMAO, I remeber this from back in grade six, lol.  Brings back memories.
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2002, 03:48:07 PM »
I didn't think it was that funny.
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2002, 06:39:31 PM »
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I was about to eat my dinner when I read this (thanks):(

hahahaah LMAO
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2002, 06:40:29 PM »
that's all i found funny bout this whole convo. ;D
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Re: Tha Shit List!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2002, 12:58:03 PM »
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yea it wuz kinda sick

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of course its not funny too you...you couldnt take a joke if your life depended on it...
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2002, 01:11:21 PM »
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of course its not funny too you...you couldnt take a joke if your life depended on it...


i called u gay once and u got all emotional and sensative...

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