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do you believe in heaven and hell?
« on: January 11, 2009, 09:15:15 AM »
what do u think its like? I dont think heaven is a bunch of angels floating around and hell is a lake of fire lol.. If there is a hell, I think its your worst day ever, your biggest fear, the things that make u sad the most, or all of your sins coming back to you over and over again.. I saw this movie once (hellriaser) and it really changed my perception of hell..  this guy was having the worst day of his life (I wont go in to detail) and he finds that no matter what he does he can not escape this day.  He kills himself yet once again wakes up to the worst day of his life and relives that one day everyday for eternity. Now thats hell.. or lets say u didnt have any major bad days in your life, your fear would be presented to you everyday. So if you're biggest fear is sharks, everyday you wake up in the middle of the cold ass sea with a big gash in your leg being hunted by sharks... Now heaven would be a place of complete peace and harmoney where you dont feel ONE bad human emotion.. no jealousy, no pain, no fear.. you constantly feel like youre on xtc.. everyone is nice, and maybe you have all the things u ever wanted to have, all the people u love around u just having a great time everyday. I duno.. its just a thought.. ;D  But maybe having EVERYTHING u want everyday gets a little boring? LOL.. I saw this interesting episode of twilight zone once... It begins with this guy robbing a bank and two cops are chasing him.. he shoots one cop and kills him and the other cop shoots him and he dies.. So he goes up to "heaven"
 and he sees this peaceful looking guy standing there at the gates welcoming him..
"angel": welcome.. you can have anything u want here, anything at all.
guy: what do u mean ANYTHING I want??
"angel": I mean, what is it that you liked when you were alive?? what were ur favorite types of girls? what was your favorite hobbie?
guy: well I liked blondes, and I really liked to gamble..
*angel points him in a direction*
all of a sudden the guy sees a full casino and a bunch of blonde girls.. he gets all super happy.. so he goes and sits down to play and he wins everytime and he gets super excited.. the women DO WHATEVER he wants, no questions asked NOTHING. Everything he asks them to do they ALWAYS reply "yes" and do it.  So time passes on and u see this guy sitting at a chair playing cards and he wins with this bored look on his face, the girls are just there not saying anything because all they can say is YES and he starts to go insane...He asked the girl a question wanting some sort of reply and all she said is "yes" he yells at her "CANT U SAY ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN YES???" and she replies "yes".  He runs to the gates and pulls it with his hands.
guy: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! I DONT WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE!!!!
*"ANGEL" APPEARS"
guy: PLEASE! YOUVE GOT TO LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! I DONT EVEN DESERVE TO BE IN HEAVEN!!! I KILLED A GUY BEFORE I DIED!!!
"angel": you think this is heaven? *nods his head* this isnt heaven... youre never leaving here...
so the guy goes back into the casino where he once again sits down and plays.. wins... the girls only say yes.. and thats the end pretty much lol..


im sure ill get some replies from guys that wish hell is where a bunch of hot girls only say yes to u lol.. but it came with an interesting concept of life, and how it really is a great feeling to work hard for something and then enjoy the fruits of your labor...  8)
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2009, 09:22:07 AM »
i think we all go to hell


regardless of how we act.


heaven's a myth, hell isn't
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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2009, 09:24:48 AM »
bullshit ^^ if there is a hell, there is a heaven.. you can not have negative without the positive.. u either believe in both of them or neither of them.
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2009, 09:25:14 AM »
If there's such a thing like heaven and hell, I'll take hell any day over heaven. Who wants to be among the people that go to heaven anyway?
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2009, 09:26:22 AM »
bullshit ^^ if there is a hell, there is a heaven.. you can not have negative without the positive.. u either believe in both of them or neither of them.

nope

only hell
Quote from: Now_I_Know on September 10, 2001, 04:19:36 PM
This guy aint no crip, and I'm 100% sure on that because he doesn't type like a crip, I know crips, and that fool is not a crip.


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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2009, 09:33:15 AM »
LOL ok...^^ ure right!

















next reply please?
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2009, 09:34:21 AM »
do you think hell would have a prime minister and a queen and stuff like that?
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2009, 09:34:31 AM »
If there's such a thing like heaven and hell, I'll take hell any day over heaven. Who wants to be among the people that go to heaven anyway?

are u being serious? LOL if u are ure leading me to believe that ure a bad person lol...who the fuck would wana go to hell? ONLY a demon who wants to go back home lol...
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2009, 09:36:16 AM »
do you think hell would have a prime minister and a queen and stuff like that?

if I were to take a shot at what hell would be like if not what I explained, it would be a place where only the deepest darkest, most meanest souls are. I dont about a queen and a minister lol.. ur soul needs to be disgusting and bad to get into hell (if its like that)..
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2009, 09:38:16 AM »
If there's such a thing like heaven and hell, I'll take hell any day over heaven. Who wants to be among the people that go to heaven anyway?

are u being serious? LOL if u are ure leading me to believe that ure a bad person lol...who the fuck would wana go to hell? ONLY a demon who wants to go back home lol...

LOL hell's got contact football

heavens got flag football
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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2009, 09:42:00 AM »
If there's such a thing like heaven and hell, I'll take hell any day over heaven. Who wants to be among the people that go to heaven anyway?

are u being serious? LOL if u are ure leading me to believe that ure a bad person lol...who the fuck would wana go to hell? ONLY a demon who wants to go back home lol...

if you wanna spend your afterlife with people that only had sex to reproduce, never crossed a red light and never laughed about a racist joke... then go do that! >:( :rant: :argue:





do you think hell would have a prime minister and a queen and stuff like that?

if I were to take a shot at what hell would be like if not what I explained, it would be a place where only the deepest darkest, most meanest souls are. I dont about a queen and a minister lol.. ur soul needs to be disgusting and bad to get into hell (if its like that)..

It would be quite an interesting thing to be around the most evil souls ever, like Osama Bin Laden, Stalin, Marc Dutroux, Ghandi, Jack The Ripper and Adolf Eichmann.
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2009, 09:45:44 AM »
lol ^^ Heaven has nothing to do with being a person that only had sex to reproduce or not running a red light LMAO.. its a place of xtc (or so I think) where all of the good people go.. it doesnt matter if u had sex when u were 16 or if uve gotten a ticket before lol.. that doesnt dictate how pure your soul is...
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2009, 09:53:09 AM »
i dont believe there is a god filter that decides when one dies that one will go here or there
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2009, 10:11:12 AM »
In the words of the late, great Richard Pryor:

My ass is too crazy for Hell, I'll get kicked outta that mothafucka.  I know I ain't going to Heaven either.  I'm just going.

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2009, 10:19:46 AM »
lol no1 is too crazy for hell..
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2009, 10:26:04 AM »
lol no1 is too crazy for hell..

Richard is an exception.  That nigga truly was crazy.
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2009, 10:37:59 AM »
theres gutta be a heaven cuz we living in hell
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2009, 11:23:14 AM »
to make it simple.. good souls go to heaven and bad souls go to hell (I hope) lol..
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2009, 11:45:18 AM »
'it dont make sense goin to heaven wit the goody-goodies, dressed in white i like black tims and black hoodies'
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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2009, 12:01:31 PM »
lol ^^ Heaven has nothing to do with being a person that only had sex to reproduce or not running a red light LMAO.. its a place of xtc (or so I think) where all of the good people go.. it doesnt matter if u had sex when u were 16 or if uve gotten a ticket before lol.. that doesnt dictate how pure your soul is...

thats nonsense. First off, these mythical afterlife hangout spots are ridiculous anyways. Its an idea made up by man to ease their fears about dying. And as for "heaven", it isnt a place where "good people go". Its a place where Christians go. You can be a murderer, and "turn your life over to christ".....and you get in. You can be a kind-hearted person who spent your whole life bringing food to starving children, never hearting a soul...but not be Christian. You dont get in. Other religions obviously have their own idea of the after life....and those are ridiculous also.  But believing in heaven and hell is like believing that Santa will either bring you toys or coal for Christmas.  Its a fairy tail to keep people/ children in line.  

Oh btw.....real heaven would be something like owning a mansion with your own private beach. Being wealthy and havin a bangin ass wife with a big booty and a pretty face...and a horny maid who wants you to pay her salary in dick.

hell would be more like renting a trailer in Barstow with a wife that looks like Rosie O'donell


Some people might find #2 as being more like heaven (i see you Sikotic). But to each his own..
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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2009, 12:22:32 PM »
to make it simple.. good souls go to heaven and bad souls go to hell (I hope) lol..

You are far too gullible.

theres gutta be a heaven cuz we living in hell

That's more along the lines of reality.  This is hell and if you can't see that then  :nawty:  Heaven is semantics and can be achieved by anyone whose living right now.  It's up to you.  So what are you waiting for?

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2009, 02:24:43 PM »
Train of Thought
 

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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2009, 03:09:55 PM »
yes
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2009, 03:13:12 PM »
fuck no the idea of heaven and hell was created by rich educated people to keep the poor peasants inspired that there would be a better life for them if they endured their hardships and worked hard for their king. when you die you die there is nothing after that
 

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Re: do you believe in heaven and hell?
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2009, 04:00:57 PM »
there isnt a heaven or a hell.

when we die, we DIE.  thats it. 

theyre all "places" invented by man.  just like religion.



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