Akon is fucking stupid (read inside)

[ToOoOoN!!!]

Akon claims he doesn't know his true age

01/21/2009 3:00 PM, AP
Nekesa Mumbi Moody

Even though Akon has a birth certificate, he says his age is still a mystery — and he'd rather keep it that way.

"All it's going to do is depress me," he told The Associated Press in a recent interview. "I don't want to know I'm getting older. Then I'll start to think about getting checkups and insurance. I don't want that."

Numerous reports have put his age between 25 to 35 years old. In 2006, he gave his age as 25. But now, he claims his birth certificate shows he was born on April 16, 1977, which would make him 31.

Some have accused Akon of trying to push back his age. But the singer, who was born in the United States but spent his early life in Senegal, where his family is from, says he never knew it.


 
"In Africa ... age is not important over there. They don't care. People only focus on it here (America) and in Europe."
Akon says when people ask, he just gives him a figure that comes to mind.

"I feel like I'm 21 right now," he says. "And I'll be 21 for the next 10 years."

Akon went multiplatinum with his 2006 CD "Konvicted," which included hits such as "Smack That" with Eminem and "Don't Matter." His most recent album, "Freedom," was released in December.
 

[Chamillitary Click]

its like that all the time.

they dont know the real age of i would say most Dominican,Puerto Rican, etc. baseball players.

Orlando Hernandez could be anywhere from 40 to 55 lol.

[Hey Ma]

[Bch]

does it matter to gossip about his age??? huh betty? i wonder if akons balls are the same size well geeze let me see lolll

-1 for being a side buster

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

haha 55 playin ball
thats waz up

its like that all the time.

they dont know the real age of i would say most Dominican,Puerto Rican, etc. baseball players.

Orlando Hernandez could be anywhere from 40 to 55 lol.

[RickyknoCCout]

Akon - April 16, 1973 (1973-04-16) (age 35),

[penenstamp]

If he's born in the US it doesn't make sense he doesn't know his real age.

[Chief]

akon released an album in december? any good?

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

its like that all the time.

they dont know the real age of i would say most Dominican,Puerto Rican, etc. baseball players.

Orlando Hernandez could be anywhere from 40 to 55 lol.

yeah, but they do that to get contracts with clubs, akon doing it cause he'll get "depressed" thinking about it....sounds like some female thinking to me.  LOL

['EclipZe]

who cares lol

[Rick McCrank]

yea right!  25?

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

i wonder if akons balls are the same size

that was gay

[big mat]

i remember playing a basketball game in my first year in high school against that 6'8" african dude who came here with no certificate, he was probably 0lder than 20 years old. Do I need to say he wooped our ass

[penenstamp]

A few years ago I worked with a Somalian guy. When I asked him when he was born he told me that he was born when it rained

[Bch]

about 10 years ago while i was having sex, i was thinking about being eaten by a tyrannasaurus rex that muthafucka was chasing me down the street. I sweated more than usual that day on my lunch break, shit scared me so bad, i farted while i was fuckin.. it smelled so hot and bad betty