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2euce 7even

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Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« on: January 29, 2009, 04:09:35 PM »
I Have To Make Drug Test Tommorow, I Didnt Know It And Smoked Weed A Week Ago (A Gram, Me And A Homie Smoked A Gram).
Tell Me How To Avoid That They Can See In My Piss That I Smoked, Im Fucked Up Otherwise  :'( :-\
My Life Depends On It.Please No Stupid Comments.
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 04:12:20 PM »
Quick, drink some
« Last Edit: January 29, 2009, 04:45:59 PM by Dollaz + $ense »
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 04:38:01 PM »
You need to change your sig.  1996 was a long time ago.  You euro cats crack me up sometimes.
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 04:39:35 PM »
If your life depends on not getting high then maybe you shouldn't have. You should just say fuck it and show up stoned.
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 04:44:23 PM »
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 05:08:20 PM »
drink 2 litres of vinegar and you should be good.
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 05:38:51 PM »
get someone with clean piss to piss for you and tape it to your leg  ::)
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 11:00:39 PM »
Just tell yourself that you're fucked.  Weed=lost opportunties to have a job.
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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 11:36:26 PM »
its the internet...if you cant find out how to pass a drug test..or at least help your chances at passing one, then you dont deserve internet access.



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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 12:42:49 AM »
lol,cold ass mutha fuckas....i dont smoke weed so i cant help...let me know when you wanna show up drunk to work and not get fired...
 

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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2009, 03:15:59 AM »
 :laugh:

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2009, 04:18:10 AM »
I Have To Make Drug Test Tommorow, I Didnt Know It And Smoked Weed A Week Ago (A Gram, Me And A Homie Smoked A Gram).
Tell Me How To Avoid That They Can See In My Piss That I Smoked, Im Fucked Up Otherwise  :'( :-\
My Life Depends On It.Please No Stupid Comments.

ahahahahahhahaha ;D
good for you  8)

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2009, 04:31:16 AM »
I Have To Make Drug Test Tommorow, I Didnt Know It And Smoked Weed A Week Ago (A Gram, Me And A Homie Smoked A Gram).
Tell Me How To Avoid That They Can See In My Piss That I Smoked, Im Fucked Up Otherwise  :'( :-\
My Life Depends On It.Please No Stupid Comments.

ahahahahahhahaha ;D
good for you  8)


What you need is a teaspoon of regular bleach and some water. Take the bleach and mix it with some water and chug that shit. That or you can get some pills or purchase fake urine or someone else's urine. I think the bleach is best in your case. Lol.
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2009, 04:59:57 AM »
Just tell yourself that you're fucked.  Weed=lost opportunties to have a job.
When I checked out this topic, the song that popped in my head about this topic I ain't heard in ages was Because I got high.
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2009, 08:00:28 AM »
Cut your dick off, should be able to delay the test!
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2009, 11:52:08 AM »
Cut your dick off, should be able to delay the test!

LMAO.


i can't really give input on this as i've (fortunately) never had a drug test. this website should help: http://www.google.com/
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2009, 01:33:13 PM »
I Have To Make Drug Test Tommorow, I Didnt Know It And Smoked Weed A Week Ago (A Gram, Me And A Homie Smoked A Gram).
Tell Me How To Avoid That They Can See In My Piss That I Smoked, Im Fucked Up Otherwise  :'( :-\
My Life Depends On It.Please No Stupid Comments.


So what happened, bro?
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2009, 01:59:38 PM »
I Have To Make Drug Test

"I Have To Make Drug Test"?

What are u? Russian??
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2009, 02:11:09 PM »
Viel Glck alter
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2009, 11:08:07 PM »
drink your own piss for a week!
 

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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2009, 11:14:28 PM »
ROFL he changed his sig now  ;D
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2009, 12:24:48 AM »
I Have To Make Drug Test Tommorow, I Didnt Know It And Smoked Weed A Week Ago (A Gram, Me And A Homie Smoked A Gram).
Tell Me How To Avoid That They Can See In My Piss That I Smoked, Im Fucked Up Otherwise  :'( :-\
My Life Depends On It.Please No Stupid Comments.
What happened man?

Did you do the test?  ???
 

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« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2009, 12:28:11 AM »
I bet Psycho wears a bracelet that says WWTD (What Would Tupac Do?) and BBK for not Bad Boy Killa, but for Baby Boy on KRACK!
 

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Re: Im Fucked Up.Please Help Me.
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2009, 05:26:51 AM »
im fine, it didnt happen.i didnt show up. 8)