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G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« on: March 01, 2009, 08:17:11 PM »
****We will be presented with the challenge of using unconventional opening lines to see how long we can converse with a Myspace Girl ****

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    * Post image of girl you're talking to
    * Use an opening line that borders offensive or semi sexually suggestive
    * Let us know if she blocked you
    * Try to get her to pose for pictures

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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 08:19:43 PM »


Date:
Feb 27, 2009 10:57 PM Subject:
RE: Good Day!
Body:

Well I'm glad you're in a good mood, I have that influence on women. Are you a Walmart greeter? Because you have such a pleasent and engaging personality about you.

Being that you're religious, I would like you to set up a time we can meet, so I can learn the ways of the holy spirit.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Babyiceyy..
Date: Feb 27, 2008 8:44 PM



what the hell is that supposed to mean...that you think Im retarded....easily influenced...I make my own decisions on my own terms...no influences!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Craig..
Date: Feb 26, 2008 11:43 PM


You look like you're easily influenced.
When do I get to test my theory?
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 08:29:20 PM by McSwagger »
 

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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 08:21:29 PM »
LOL!!! Maybe if I get bored later :D


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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 08:22:59 PM »
hahahaha
 

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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 08:23:35 PM »
lol im down if other peopel do it
 

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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2009, 08:27:34 PM »
This one was from a similar site that i made a random account to.


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 8:36:04 PM


      Is it creepy to not like Starbucks and prefer to meet at Tim Horton's? I mean, atleast Tim Horton's is a Canadian company. We've got to keep these corporations alive.

      You can make this up to me and gain back your reputation by sending the picture of you at the beach.


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 8:32:46 PM


      you are just weird.
      i am generally a nice person - but you are just saying weird and creepy things... thats all.
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 8:24:53 PM


      In this day and age of society claiming to be more accepting, there are still many barriers in place. I thought you were different, you know.....nicer. I was just trying to meet a nice woman and they said [Plenty Of Fish] had great women who are understanding.

      All I've seen is ridicule and name calling. I never called you a creep, what did I ever do to you?


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 8:21:40 PM


      k you are really a creeper... what is wrong with you.. really
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 8:16:18 PM


      Now that we have that established, we'll make it for sometime in mid January. I just hope we get a clear day for it. Remember that there can't be any kids around.


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 8:12:22 PM


      why are you telling me where you wanna meet - i dont meet people in person....
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 8:09:04 PM


      Now that we know you meet people on the internet, I have to tell you that I don't like Starbucks, so we can't meet there. It will have to be Tim Horton's.


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 8:05:14 PM


      oh i see i see....

      i dont meet people off the internet anyways - so its all good
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 7:48:24 PM


      We don't like the term 'Molestor'. But I did some things with little Bobby that I now know was not legal. The point is that the courts don't believe in ignorance of the law in those matters.

      I don't want to meet you too soon because I'm not that kind of individual. But I'd like to see you in happier times and you did feel good in that 2 piece that summer.


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 7:44:26 PM


      Im not sending you a picture of me at all wearing something... sorrie. And I am find with m body right now.

      SO why arent you allowed to be around anyone under 14 years old? You a child molestor or something? :S
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 7:39:06 PM


      A baby!?
      I have to get this out of the way now.......There is a court order against me, barring me from being around anyone under 14 years old.

      With that out of the way, you need to embrace your body in it's current state. Negative body image from you will only discourage your child in the future. You can send a lingerie picture as a compromise then, so I can get that card ready.


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 7:21:54 PM
9

      ummm no thanks...
      i just had a baby.
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 7:18:20 PM


      Now that your confidence is raised, I must get you something nice.
      Valentines Day is coming up and I want to have your card ready before then. I need you to take a picture of yourself in your favorite 2 piece and send it here. I will then get to work on it.


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 7:15:06 PM


      umm no you are just confusing me really.
      ANd Im not a model at all - never have and never will be.
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 4:41:53 PM


      Oh I get it.......you're trying to confuse me to make things more interesting. Nice!

      So how long have you been a model?


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 4:38:21 PM


      what are you talking about??
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 4:28:26 PM


      So you agree.
      We just need to figure out the time and place, but later. I've got some assignments for you before that.


    * From: Steff11 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 4:20:21 PM


      what do you mean i look like i am easily influenced??
      test your theory about what?
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: Good Day! Sent Date: 2/28/2009 4:17:55 PM


      You look like you're easily influenced. When do I get to test my theory?
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 08:31:37 PM by McSwagger »
 

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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2009, 08:28:37 PM »
haha  i might if i still fucked wit myspace but this might be comedy
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 09:31:46 PM »
best thread idea in a while.
 

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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 09:46:20 PM »
BTW I did a bunch of them and am still waiting on replies.
 

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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 09:58:15 PM »
BTW I did a bunch of them and am still waiting on replies.

excellent...
 

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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2009, 10:11:44 PM »
BTW I did a bunch of them and am still waiting on replies.

excellent...
 

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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2009, 10:48:27 PM »
Yeah this is great.  I want to do it also but honestly MC Swagger is on point right now so I dont want to mess up a good thing 8)


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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2009, 01:50:43 AM »
LMAO ;D
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2009, 11:16:50 AM »

    *  From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: :Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:33:40 AM


      What is strange is that you cannot seem to come to grips with the fact that you have potential. Were there alot of men who put you down in the past? Because if that is the case, you need to move forward from that and start living it up.

    * From: Delish805 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:31:00 AM


      Im not doubting myself. I am just wondering what you are on? Do you not see that your emails are very strange?
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:29:11 AM


      Did you put up pictures of some other girl and in real life you look like a dying Zebra? Because you are doubting yourself way too much.


    * From: Delish805 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:26:58 AM


      I dont know what your on dude, but your all goofed out!
      Reply


    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:24:56 AM


      Whoa! I'm not going to judge you on what you buy or sell on your own time. But as for your modeling career, we have to get you started with the basics. I can't just start you at the top, I'm not that good.


    * From: Delish805 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:21:40 AM


      Are you on meth???
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    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:18:37 AM


      That's one of the problems I find with you, not enough thinking about your future. Anyways, that's where I come in, my years of experience will counter for any slack you may have.

      Here's how it's going to go down; I need you to take a picture of you holding a paper that say's "Dubcc needs NewDs NAO". Send it here and I'll evalute it. I already see enough potential in you though, but it's standard proceedure.


    * From: Delish805 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:12:15 AM


      I never thought about being a model
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    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 4:09:31 AM


      You and your selective answering style. We'll never know why you didn't take the modeling route, but I'm going to make it happen for you regardless.


    * From: Delish805 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 3:56:54 AM


      Youre a funny man. I assure you, my credit is good enough.
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    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 3:44:25 AM


      I don't think your credit is that good anyways, so you wouldn't be able to qualify for the lease.

      So why did you decide against a career in modeling?


    * From: Delish805 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 3:38:34 AM


      Nobel prize huh?
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    * From: CM6R (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 3:25:30 AM


      Ok so we're on the same page.
      The sad thing is that I can't see how you and I can be friends, due to how Nature wired my brain to operate as a man. If you can see it possible for a man and woman to be friends, you should be allowed to lease the nobel prize for a week.


    * From: Delish805 (View Profile)
      Subject: RE:Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 3:22:13 AM


      How is that?
      Reply


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      Subject: Good Day! Sent Date: 3/1/2009 3:20:51 AM


      You look like you're easily influenced. When do I get to test my theory?
 

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Re: G-Spot presents : Myspace Girls Opening lines.
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2009, 12:03:05 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2009, 12:42:54 PM »
LOL. some bitches are so goddamn stupid  ::)
 

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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2009, 12:55:49 PM »
lol this is great.  I will join in when i gots some time
 

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« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2009, 01:29:13 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2009, 01:51:33 PM »
i dont have myspace....
 

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« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2009, 04:20:01 PM »
i wish i had the time to do this but i'm pretty busy at the moment and probably will be for another month. i hope this topic lasts that long  8)
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« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2009, 05:45:10 PM »
dude this thread is brilliant, has me lmao,

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« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2009, 06:54:32 PM »

Date:
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RE: Pick Up Lines?
Body:


That's not a good pick line!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..XxXpRiNcEsSXKaTiEXxX..
Date: Mar 2, 2009 11:34 AM


bye.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Craig..
Date: Mar 1, 2009 4:17 PM


I'm not understanding why girls online are so sensitive. The same girls are in the clubs doing things that rival porn stars. But anyways............

Now that we're official. I have to tell you that I don't see us meeting up, just yet. I need more time, but you are showing good potential. You brought up 'sexual', why is that kind of stuff always on your mind?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..XxXpRiNcEsSXKaTiEXxX..
Date: Mar 1, 2009 3:14 PM


crude sexual lines arent really appropriate with someone u dont know :P

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Craig..
Date: Feb 28, 2009 7:22 PM


Ok, we're officially a team now.
Work with me;

"You look like a celebrity, but without the fame or money. Will that make it easier to get with you?"

How about that one? If not, come up with one for me, since you're the source of inspired lines.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..XxXpRiNcEsSXKaTiEXxX..
Date: Feb 28, 2009 6:39 PM


something flattering not insulting lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Craig..
Date: Feb 28, 2009 4:00 PM


Ok so we're on the same page.
It's amazing how a bad pick up line can make you so happy. I'm also not sure how you can be picked up online, but if you insist.

So then what's a 'pick up line' that works good on you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..XxXpRiNcEsSXKaTiEXxX..
Date: Feb 27, 2009 9:49 PM


wow lol that is a horrible pick up line! :P

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Craig..
Date: Feb 26, 2009 11:45 PM


You look like you're easily influenced.
When do I get to test my theory?
 

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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2009, 06:58:45 PM »
haha these are real right?
damn
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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2009, 07:12:39 PM »
lol i have many more just waiting for responses.
 

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« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2009, 07:29:17 PM »
do these bitches live anywhere near you