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Chamillitary Click

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2009, 08:00:48 PM »
Quote from: OchoCinco on March 03, 2009, 06:47:32 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 03, 2009, 06:46:57 PM
^that is dirty as fuck lmao!

can it be a riddle?

lol true but its funny as fuck

lol word 8)


whats the difference between a hammer & a malot?

well i dont remember it all, but YOUR MOTHERS A WHORE! :P  ;D
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2009, 08:03:00 PM »
why cant you starve in the desert........

































BECAUSE OF THE SAND WHICH IS THERE !!!
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2009, 08:13:27 PM »
WHATS THE MOST ADVANCED FORM OF AIDS?

















PRESIDENTIAL AIDS AHAHAHAHA
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2009, 08:23:04 PM »
no^^^^
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2009, 08:31:30 PM »
Why do women get pregnant and not men???























Because it hurts and they deserve it  :P
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2009, 08:32:20 PM »
Have you heard of the midget prostitute?

She went up on her first customer the other day  :P
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2009, 08:34:15 PM »
Alright final one...


A guy approaches a women in a bar and asks her if she'd like to see his clock. She's puzzled but says sure. That's when he unzips his pants and pulls it out. The women looks at the man and says that's not your clock it's your cock.

He replies back with a smirk on his face and says, it can be my clock if you put your hands and face on it  :laugh:
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2009, 08:40:57 PM »
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 03, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.

"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."

then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"

NO HOMO! :P

or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"

"WHO?"

"I.P. Daily" ;D

Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 11:16:20 AM
knock knock...

whose there?

Doggystylin
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2009, 02:04:58 AM »
if you do it properly this ones funny


whats the difference between a cow and cow with mad cow disease?















normal cow - moooooooooooooooooooooooo, mooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mad cow - MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2009, 09:25:57 AM »
Quote from: doggystylin on March 02, 2009, 10:32:23 PM
our hw was to have one prepared for class tomorrow, it can't be dirty or racist

that rules out NIK.
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2009, 02:21:10 PM »
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 03, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.

"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."

then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"

NO HOMO! :P

or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"

"WHO?"

"I.P. Daily" ;D

Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 11:16:20 AM
knock knock...

whose there?

Doggystylin

Doggystylin who?




A cowboy comes to town on friday, stays three days & then leaves on friday; how did he do it?!? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2009, 02:49:32 PM »
WHY DID THEY CALL IT PMS?





























BECAUSE MAD COW DISEASE WAS ALREADY TAKEN.

HAHAHAH
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2009, 02:54:28 PM »
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 02:21:10 PM
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 03, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.

"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."

then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"

NO HOMO! :P

or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"

"WHO?"

"I.P. Daily" ;D

Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 11:16:20 AM
knock knock...

whose there?

Doggystylin

Doggystylin who?


exactly...
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Chamillitary Click

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2009, 02:55:12 PM »
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 04, 2009, 02:54:28 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 04, 2009, 02:21:10 PM
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 03, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.

"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."

then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"

NO HOMO! :P

or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"

"WHO?"

"I.P. Daily" ;D

Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 11:16:20 AM
knock knock...

whose there?

Doggystylin

Doggystylin who?


exactly...

 :laugh:

use that one for class! ;D
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2009, 02:55:52 PM »
whyd the redneck cross the road??















His dick was stuck in a chicken.
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