The Remix

[M Dogg™]

Take this, take that
You claim to be smooth, you'z just a rat
Fuck that, come to my house
So Much Style, you just crabbed out
Rollin snake eyes well I get the 7
Little punk get thrown off to heaven
Whinning like a little bitch
Why is this the remix
cause it's this line this line that got me started
"It's time for you to understand
If anyone can it's a Mexican"
Blowing muthaphukkaz off like Yosiminie Sam
I'm like Niagra, you can't even stop me with a dam
The comeback of a SA running the floor like Kobe complite with the slam
Just a little warm up for the return of the man

[maxi-padz]

haha shyt dat nigga getten fucked up all ova da board
im started to feel sorry for him
dickz
lolz
that was hella tyte nig
keep it up
peace
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[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Are you still debatin/that I'm blazin/I'm eyebrow raisin/When you challenge me you can assure that ya facin/Deafeate/Yes, I'm blazin like weed/indeed/I Cause brain tumor like Sam Sneed/Can you read?/Cuz you just got beat/Can't stand the heat?/I suggest you leave/Before you recive/a seizure/This for all you non-belivers/You can suck my nuts like beavers/Cuz I'm hotter than a heater/Pleezbeleevit/I call this rhyme recivin/Cuz onec you read you leavin/Cuz me and you compared is totaly uneaven/Next time you wanna battle, come with a better reason/You think you got skill? I wanna say PLEASE SON!

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

I basically just ripped you, and made you look like you were my age and I was yours...LOL

[M Dogg™]

Skillz? Here's a few of my old shit, posted way in the back, but anyways. Chew on this for a while. And I would post some shit, but basically, I never post a keystyle that takes more the 5 minutes to write. I basically write freestyles.

It's time for muthaphukkaz to understand
If anyone can, it's a Mexican
Who spits rhymes like tar juice
And who shots the club like Puffy do
You see, I ain't in to you
I'm a I.E. O.G. known for breaking fools
Well Bubba in jail molest you
I'll be in out on bail robbin' fools
You see, how can you look at me from on top of a hill
Like Ceasar Chavez, I'll starve until my people get their feel
And I'll bleed until a sick man gets his pill
And ain't no rich dude who I rob move, and that's on the real
For I never did time for I crime I did
I've been doing this too long, since I was an neglected kid
And you have the nerve to say "Not this wigga again"
Well this ese is gone beat you, until he sees red
Hold up son, lets state the facts
It took you long enough to come back
And last time I checked you have horrible rhymes
Now you come back with shit more powerful than Gemini
Tell me bitch, who's your ghostwrier
I do my shit by my lonsome, until your retired
Then go off like Nightrider
And if your on lifesupport, I'll pull this wire
Oh and why you think I got a wife
You must be confused, you so young, you don't know about life
So let me share it with you a little bit
When you turn 12 yours old, then you can hit it
Until then you can't even get an erection
And don't look at me, I'm 20 well your still steady guessing
Check it
I've lyed more hoes than you
Done more dirt than you can do
And last time I check, I'm more intercity than you
You see in Cali shit multiplies
If you bring the real, I push my shit up times 5
So stop say shit that's a lie
If your Ali, I'm Tyson and your about to die
'Cause even if I'm down, I'll bite your ear off
I'm a street muthaphukka, so don't even dare loft
And like every white dude, your rhythm is lost
But don't worry, maybe it's because the D.J. made the tune to soft
Fuck that, you'll never hear me over nothing but gangsta shit
I'm a west coast cholo who produces gangsta hits
Before suburb kids knew how to get a hip-hop party started
One bullet in your head well just leave you retarted
And I'll be honest, that bad smell was me who just farted
And you don't smell, but your pants are still brown marked
Stay off bitch I ain't even close to getting this started
Your the one whos lost 'cause his mardered

This ones for real
I tired of muthaphukkaz bringing fake steel
Then try and past that off like they gonna kill
Bitch this is my last meal
I said once and I'll say it again
If anyone can it's a Mexican
One that holds down as the champion
And makes sure shit hits the fan
Tell me if your lost
'Cause in Rialto California shit gets hot
And fake busters get tossed
Oh and even our best MC was shot
Damn, it's like that in here
So why you still coming like a bitch done in the rear
And you had to finger my girl, 'cause you ain't got shit down where?
You know, down there
Oh but lets get on rhymes for a minute
It's me taking charge like a Lieutenant
Well you go off beheaed
And your bitch ain't shit, so I'd never hitit
And what this about serving you a burrito
Don't play me off for a bitch named Tito
'Cause now this be the Westcoast Gambito
Representing the county of San Bernaridno
Por mi raza es en tu earhole
Well you get dicks stunk in your colo
I'm so cute, your mom calls me Papa Chulo
And throws you to the back like a puto
(pu-th-o)
Shit
I got bitches in my bed
Well you get excited for head
By the ugliest whore that smells like dead
And carries many STDs, that's what's been said
Oh and mention my D.J.
Tyree D comes from off the 91 freeway
Carson California representing today
And your girl's always begging to get laid
But my girl's from Carson too, and better than any three way
So fuck the he say she say
My girl better than you, She rhymes more quick-lay
And my D.J. will drop a line or two, he gets craz-ay
Oh and look at the place you call home
Bet it's bigger than a muthaphukkin sports dome
Well my house is on loan
At least I have a place of my own
And my momma don't even pay my phone
Hell it was at ten that she left me alone
The stuggles and pains is what help me grow
It's only suffering that I know
So to the white boy that claims his on a hip hop show
muthapuhkka, you ain't even worht a Monica blow
So fuck a suburb gangsta with blond hair
I'm a scarred up Mexican that brings fear
But I'm so thug that no girl really cares
They love it when I hit it from the rear
Only through the pussy is where I be
And knocking out this fake Muhammad Ali
I can't believe you think your greater than me
No one can touch me 'cause my D.J. is Tyree D
BEYOTCH!!!

[M Dogg™]

Who's the gangsta of this shit
Who's the one that makes you cry for these hits
Who's the one fucks your bitch
then slaps her and say fuck it
Peep game
The champ is back
Taking your shit and calling it wack
But if it's awful, I'll cut you some slack
I'll just wait for you to die over from those horrible hacks
But don't trip
I have favorites on this board
RC, You've been holding shit down like a landlord
The only muthaphukka that can get the crowd to roar
Well with the exception of me when I've done before
Shit
What about the So Much Style
Well kid, your too quick to me, have you been hating for a while
but I'll let that shit slide
'Cause everyone deserves another chance in life
As for bdogg, your cool
And I ain't got no problems with the Irish Thug too
And to be honest, I ain't got no beef with the Rhymes Dropping fool

Like Rakim, I ain't no joke
I just watch you snort coke
Them laugh at the way you choke
Can't believe your additiced to dope
Muthaphukka put on your coat
'Cause we about to go on a dangeruos ride
I ain't Deion, but I play in prime time
Dunking on you, like Jordan on NBA Live
How can you diss me, when you ain't even dropped a rhyme
I'll go right through, like the riots did to 1time
So please, just just drop a line
Muthaphukka, I'll go gangsta like the year was 1995
Or say a speech like the Martin of 1965
"cause I drop shit tight like a glove
My style is so creative, Peoples better show me love
I switch shit so weird, it's like Puffy throwing a dub
Or Daz Dillinger showing that N.Y. love
And to quote Rakim, I hold the microphone like a grudge
This old school shit gots you getting up
So stop playing
And complaining
'Cause when I drop shit, you gets hyped
It makes you, want to fight
And bob your heads, saying my shits tight
'Cause lyrically no one can play me
Or even fade me
The Rhyme Dropper tried but he couldn't read
The shit that says I run the industry
And now that I got shit correct
I ready to tear up the set
I force you to watch kids say "are we there yet?"

Little Wizard comes to the I.E.
Kills three Rialto kids so the world can see
El Monte Flores is the shit he claim
I've did dirt in El Monte, Flores don't mean a thang
Now how can I say shit like that
Well 'cause El Monte ain't nothing but wetbacks
And Flores got broken up by the cops
So fuck what you claim in the I.E. spot
Killing high school students don't prove a thang
On was 15, then you spray painted the I.E. name
This goes to that fact buster
If you touch another one of my sister friends, I'll beat your ass muthaphukka
And to those who don't know what I'm talking about
This is real gansta shit, not some shit I made up in the house
Remember, Rialto, California is the city I claim
And I represnt like it ain't no thang
And word on the street is I fell off
Well back in the day, word said I took a lose
Then word said I was a bitch
Then word had to say I was the shit
So why is word holding me down
When I get back it'll be the same old town
And I'll always be thug
I guess 'cause I'm in college, I get no love
Fuck that this is some gangsta shit
The type of shit you can't fuck with
And the type of shit I bring
I was born a cholo, not no fake thing
So step up if you want to get hurt
I'm the one who puts in work
And to those who love this gangsta shit
Respond to this, or give me a hit
Peace

[M Dogg™]

Just in case you forgot if I have skillz or not. And to be honest, I fell like I'm heating up again in terms of rhymes.

[ITW [the irish boy]]

Whassup mdogg, lets see what i can spit on sunday morning...well afternoon now....

All you niggas claiming ghetto loyalties/
but im blazing through this life/
looking for royalties/
I'm the faker destroyer who soils fake geez/
have them gleaming my glock while their bitch sucks my cock/
I aint ghetto not even white trash/
Im lower middle class with a pain in my ass/
looking how to smash this class barrier/
pops points out a rich kid and says marry her/
i say no, ill hustle this life and carry her/
i know ill live in the caribbean/
outlawed like a libiyan/
but happy coz of the bitch on my dick called viviane/
will he be disappointed coz im fibbin' him?/
he'll be happy i made a living/
sibhing out the wannabes but im generous, always giving/
give and you'll get, thats how i get pussys wet/
an international thug whos the ultimate jet set/

Yeah niggas...whats up...ya'll know i aint black, but dont judge me on being middle class, its hella different over here. I get up every muthafuckin morning and put my work in, to get the ice the threads, and most of all, the bread. To RC, thanks for the props, i dunno if they're deserved but its good to get some anyway. Surprised u remembered my first rhyme! I was hoping ya'll would forget!!

I'm out, later geez and whassup to all the homies, u know who u are

IRISH THUG WANNABE

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Oh so know, ya postin old shit from 20 years back/We all know you a wigga, so stop claimin ya black/I pack rhymes like a mac/That's shit you lack/Damn right I'm homophobic, and you's a fag/Fuck with me, find yourself in a duffle bag/Cover ya mouth with a rag/My favorites color red/Like the blood from ya head/Cuz when I spit these rhyme, ya automaticly dead/Pleezbaleev what I said/You aint shit/And next time ya spit/Don't say my name kid/Cuz you need a lil practice/I'm takin my crown back bitch/Oh wait, I never lost it/This rhymes getting me exausted/So go suck on a sausage/Cuz I holdin ya rhymes hostage!/

[TheSheriff]

MDogg wins.

Anyway, he said he was Mexicain...Difference.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Are u seriouse dogg? He posted his best work from about 3 months ago, and I just did both these rhymes in 2 mins...Plus look at his first rhyme dawg...Come on man, you can't judge somone best work verse something I did in two mins, plus i still think I ripped him...

[TheSheriff]

He didn't rip you(no way), but on rhyme quality, he's better...if that's cause he took longer, fair enough, i'm just judgin on how it looks, ya know?

if you did that in 2 minutes, and he did his in like 10 minutes each 3 months ago, you're more impressive, but ya get what i'm sayin, just on how it looks at first...