LETS BATTLE! open to anyone

[Sir Hambone]

dedicated to a person named hittman/
u just dont understand/
not slept on/
i dont need to be in the limelight to know that i won/
your about as dangerous as a nun/
thinking your heavyweight like a ton/
your light as a feather/
cowhide your ass, i need some new leather
were do u think we all come from/
you should know, none of us aint the one/
you cant, and aint hitt/
cant hit worth shit/
like a wedgie your gettin picked/
if i am slept on, im about to blow/
light up the sky and give u a real show/
u must of answered lil' kim hitt/
knew from experienced how many licks/
trying to hide your tits/
transvestite bitch/
your lyrics remind me of a SNL Skit/
I.Q., just above Dimwit/
how does it feel to have a dick and a clit/
taken us all on, u just signed your deathwish/

you are stuck in your mind state/
got you scared like your womans monthly period is late/
delerious is more like it/
shit/
who do u think you are fuckin with/
all of us?/
class is in session, muthafucka, we're the teachers/
your the dunce/
your place is on the bleachers/
we're 1st string/
theres a open spot on the cheerleadin team/
now gotcha saying everything isnt what i had seemed/
got us all steamed/
for a hittman, shit aint on target/
your shit is wack, you must be a Master P Seargent

[maxi-padz]

maxi-paddy back up in this freestyle board/
i bust wit prescision like my nigga K-Lord/
UVLN fo life nigga ima cut u open/
pull back ur head pull out my knife and slit ur throat/
leaving a bloody gash/
side walk slam into a power bomb im mo powerfull than kevin nash/
this aint no battlefield/
this is a childrens play ground/
only 2 niggaz on hea that i know who go pound for pound/
ride wit me n bust round for round/
niggaz thought it was quick n easy/
but im not gonna let u go yet i got mo words to speak/
caus ima menace to society/
nigga u with me or u against me/
but remember i am tha feelin u call terror/
ima part of everyone u see me when u look in the mirror/
nigga u call ur self solja/
claiming u downing the south side dolja/
nigga i told ya aint no nigga tryin to take my shit/
but if u do ima dump a motherfucken clip/
everyone say they down fo me n my crew/
but when the capz start to fly/
i learn which niggaz is weak n which niggaz stay coo/
so ima ask u which one iz u?
nigga do u bang with the red or the blue?
shyt u so fake u ain got no clue/
im sick of all these fake emcees/
talkin bout they gats like i aint got 1/
nigga keep talking yo fake ass shyt n u be tha first to see my gun/
bitch ass motherfucker/
die slow bitch ima pop u n leave u outside town in a motherfucken ditch/

peace
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[ITW [the irish boy]]

SO WHAT DID I DO TO GET THIS ABUSE
JUS A YOUNG HOMIE LEARNIN TO POUR OUT JUICE
INSTEAD OF A PAT ON DA BACK AND A  KINDLY "FAIR DUES"
YOU GET A GLOCK IN YO MOUTH
AND GET SHOT LIKE JEWS
BUT U BETTTER COWER BEHIND YO CREWS
CUZ MY LO LO'S SET TO CRUISE
DONT EVEN TRY TO WIN
IM SO SORRY, YOU'LL ONLY LOSE

NIK U CLAIM NO BEEF
THEN YOU DISS AGAIN
BUT IM NOT GONNA FEED YO FANTASY
AND GET PISSED AGAIN
SHIT I DONT HAVE ENOUGH INK
TO PEN/
CUZ THE ONLY PEN U CONTROL
IZ THE PLAY PEN/ AT THE LOCAL CREISE
CUZ U SO SMALL I GUESS YOUD SLIDE THROUGH IRON MESH

HAMBONE NEVER WUZ A DISS DIRECTED AT YOU
NEVER WAS A QUESTION ASKED OF YOU
BUT NOW I QUESTION IF YOUR REALLY TRUE
CUZ WHILE I WAS LOVIN YOU WERE HATIN BOO
IF I WAS AMERICAN ID USE THEIR FAVORITE HABIT AND SUE
BUT IM NOT SO I DO IT THE IRISH WAY
BUST THEY CREW

AS FOR THIS UPSTART HITTMAN
RISIN UP TRYIN TO KICK THE CAN
BUT WE THROW FISTS WHAM
GET AN ORIGINAL NAME
LIKE IRISH WANNABE MAN
YEAH I KNOW
U WANNA BE LIKE ME
IM A MAGICIAN LIKE THE DRUIDS
RHYMES GO DOWN EASY
THEY'RE LIKE BABY FLUIDS

BDOGG U KNOW THERES NO BEEF
RESPECT COMIN ALL THE WAY FROM THIS CELTIC CHEIF
YOU AND PAT  ALWAYS STAY DOWN
I PLACE YOU SECOND AND THIRD TO MY CELTIC CROWN
U SEE WHERE I LIVE I RUN THIS TOWN
TO ALL THOSE IN DIS RHYME I PUT DOWN
THEY SAY IT TAKES LESS TO SMILE THAN FROWN

No-one take it seriouly, as nik says only rhymes...but if you diss dont expect to get off free...u learn quick in this game/

Peace

[maxi-padz]

niggaz always gotta hate/
dont know where im from/
dont know my area/
only know my state or city/
nigga u cant even see me/
jus caus where ur fake ass iz from no one busts/
dont mean ur neighbour got tha nutz/
why wouldn i rhyme bout gats foo i bust em/
my bed side table is full of em/
u eva heard of tha heidelberg west drive by shootings/
nigga u aint know shit/
probably all up in a sheep u fucken snake/
wanna know tha truth bout my nigga?
i never killed any motherfucker/
i busted gats 3 times leaving bitches like u crippled/
mouse u nottin but a lil bitch all nigt u try n spear a chocolate frog/
when u least expect it ima come out of the fog/
see nigga never know me nigga n u neva wanna/
caus i dont need guns to cripple u/
jus ask tha guy down the road/
got smacked upside da head wit a spade/
never said i gangsta/
ppl who claim they gangsta is usually bitch made/
is easy to pull tha trigga n say u thugged out our real/
nig the realest are the ppl who look they enemy in tha eye n apologise/
that not bein weak nig thats being wise/
never pick the fight with someone who is bigger n stronger than u it will me ur demise/
n u just picked tha strongest motherfucker u coulda/
nigga u dont know who ur fucken with/
i got my mind on my shit screaming fuck a bitch/
my dad tried to raise me as a young thug/
but im street wise i never catch a slug/
playa hater u aint gotta breathe/
im stronger than u ill bring ur fake ass to ur knees/
this is fo the street kids FUCK tha g's/

lolz mouse u dont know shit bout me
dont judge wha u cant touch
peace niglet
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[Sir Hambone]

Props to Irish thug/
im luvvin your mug again.......

my bad i took some of your early keystyles wrong....u tight man..u tight..nuttin but luv for ya...

[ITW [the irish boy]]

DARKNESS CLOSES IN
LIKE A DEADLY SIN
COWERIN WITH A GAT
HEARIN THE LOW DIN
OF THE COPPER WHEELIN IN
LIKE A FLIPPERS FIN
CAT KNOCKS OVER A BIN
SHIT I JUMP OUTTA MY SKIN

SHIT IM SEEN
GLINT IN HIS EYE LOOKS KEEN
SORRY SON YOUR TIME HAS BEEN
LAST I SEE IS THE GLOCKS GLEAM
I JUMP UP LOOK AT THE CLOCK
SHIT ANOTHER HORRIBLE DREAM
AWOKEN BY THE PIERCING SUN BEAM

OUTTA BED THE DREAM FADES
BRUSH THE HAIR SLIP ON SOME SHADES
STEP OUT ON THE STREET
ANTICIPATIN THE DAY OF GATS AND BLADES
PERCIPITATION FROM THE SKY
MEANS DRINKIN BEER AND LOVIN BAR MAIDS
I WORRY NOT OF THE LIFE OF SIN
IT DISSAPPEARS ONCEA HOOCHIE WAVES
AND IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT TELLS THIS STORY
OF HOW THEY SPEND THEIR DAYS
I WONT CHANGE MY WAYS
COZ I SEE MY LIFE LYIN OUT
IN THE BEUTY OF THE SUN RAYS


Yo Hambone, no beef

sup yall

[maxi-padz]

befo i bust ima get 1 thing str8/
nig no convicts in my family hea/
half my family moved from ireland caus my great great grandfather was tha IRA/
blew some shit up/
everything started to get fucked up/
move down to aussie to protect the family like a real man/
nigga white? im az black as the wu tang clan/
other half my family is from tonga/
n caus the white half of my family is btich made im not gon be living in aussie much longa/
bitch u don obviously know the meaning of gangsta/
no one on this board be claimin gangsta/
i do mah own thang/
like i said id rather break ur knows than come at u wit tha bang/
but when its family business ill crack open a guiness/
caus i be the bitch nigga that u love to hate/
nigga jealous caus where he from all they do is fuk sheep/
nig ur raps arent deep/
they only sink to the ankle deep caus everyone knows ur a hoe/
never once has ur rhymes made an impression/
nig needs a lesson in this free/key-style session/
nig this aint personal/
but nig back off unless u wanna look stupid/
my heart aint cold playa im liek cupid im fulla luv fo u/
juz remember that caus next time u in my area ill ride fo u/
this is fo my dogs/

daymz
shit i cant rhyme today
anywayz mouse like always
no beef nig
peace
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[maxi-padz]

ay yo u claimin it dinner time/
caus u know i make ur arse looks stupid in a rhyme/
u think that u realla than me/
nig i know u feelin me/
my style is like 3 hollow points in yo chest/
glaze ur eyes over/
makin u wish that u had a vest/
thats what u get fo tryin to diss tha best/
now 6 foot under gravel u rest/
while im up in a bitch/
u goin str8 to heavan/
sorry rejection/
commitin anal sex wit another man mouse shyt nig didn u know that was a sin/
now u going str8 to hell wit all ur intestines cut up ina bin/
demons destroy ur soul/
just like i destroyed ur body/
at yo funueral they said mouse was gay he a no-body/
if mouse was in jail hed love it/
make out like he tripped/
pretend to pick up tha soap/
mouse is loves it/
got his ass ripped/
haha shit nig/
ill snap u like a fucken twig/
daymz yo/
ill beat yo ass then knock down ur bro/
now ur head has my foot indentations in it/
when the police found u knock out no identifications were made/
they jus left u there coz they know u bitch made/
im just warming up/
once u piss me off/
ull get well and truelly fucked up/

haha peace nig
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sup bdogg n itw
keepin it real homies

[ITW [the irish boy]]

YO MOUSE THATS MY HOME BOY U DISSED
ID DOUSE THE FIRE BUT U NEVA BEEN KISSED
SHIT SO YOUNG U NEVA BEEN PISSED
STICK WITH US HOMIE AND YOULL LIVE IN BLISS
BUT MESS WITH US AN YOULL LEARN TO SWIM WITH FISH
FEED YOU WATER FROM A DISH
COZ NOW UR OUR SLAVE
AND YOU'LL COMPLY TO MY WISH
DID YO MOMA NEVA TELL U?
DONT START WHAT U CAN'T FINISH

NOW MAXI PADDY
DONT WASTE YO TIME
LIKE A BATTLE TWEEN PAC AND DADDY
OR DIDDY
NO COMPETITION LIKE TOWN VS CITY
I WISH YOU HAD COMPETITION ITS SUCH A PITY
COZ WE COULD SHOW
WE'RE NOT JUST RUFF BUT WITTY
NOT JUS SMOOTH BUT GRITTY
NOW I NEED U TO START FLOWIN WITH ME
I'LL DO VERSES ONE THROUGH THREE
U FOUR AND FIVE
ALL CREDITS TO MAXI PADDY
AND THE IRISH THUG WANNABE

NOW NUMBER 3 TO ALL THOSE WHO QUESTIONED ME
SAID MY RAP STYLES POOR
NIGGA WHAT?YO MOMS A WHORE?
WELL SORRY SON
I DIDNT PAY JUS WALKED OUT DA DOOR
WANT SOME MORE?
FACE FLAT ON THE FLOOR
SHIT ID CONTINUE BUT YOUR A PROFESSIONAL BORE
RAP SURROUNDS ME
LIKE I'M THE CORE
HOES AND DRUGS GALORE
AND U ASK WHAT I'M IN THIS RAP GAME FOR?


(CHORUS)
MAXI PADDY
RIPPIN THIS UP
WITH THA WANNABE
SUCKIN PUSSY (SUCKIN WHUT??)
SUCKIN PUSSY(WHO??)
WANNABE AND MAX PADDY


keepin it real... ya'll know by now there's no beef but mouse bacdafuckup off my homeboy...u know we have no personal beef but ....


Peace

IRISH THUG WANNABE

[So Much Style]

this shit is hoooottttt, and you know it aint never gonna stop

100 replies yall!

[maxi-padz]

im teh king of tha mic/
my style is tight/
my rhymes are right/
so back of and say good night/
im da kind of the mic/
styles like any other rest/
in ur face like manifest/
hitting u so hard taking tha wind outta ya chest/
nigga tried to devour me but choked/
played hiself and got his ass smoked/
my raps are hot/
take a shot at my mug/
n answer to tha notorious irish thug/
blaze up a blunt and chug/
ITW n MAXi, keeping it real/
tag teamin yo bitch in the back of a taxi/
we killaz n dope dealaz/
niggaz acting drastic/
we poppin soljaz like they made of plastic/
like plastic tha explosive/
i look soft but im dangerous/
str8 outta prison/
maxi-paddy had arisn/
expert in urban terrorism/
got my own army of followers/
ready to battle/
hear our guns rattle/
sprayin teflon coated metal/
ITW runs around n blows shyt up like a mental/
untouchable niggaz up in the sky/
dont ask why/
we juz on top of our shit right now/
nigga dont frown smack a bitch then get on ur knees n bow down/
bow down to ITW and MAXI 2 niggaz who are greater than u/

peace
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[Sir Hambone]

your lines will be fucked with/
called on lorena bobbit, to chop off your shit/
age dont matter/
your the main course on my platter/
yeah, the kid in you/
send you home, suckin your thumb/
screamin boo hoooo hooooo/
make u realize your true dream of being a bum/
u do live in a cage/
show you my lyrical rage/
your like old pussy worn out at middle age/
closed your chapter/
my lyrics started a new page/
did u hear all that laughter/

your the clown, with shit that wasnt correct/
called the cops/
your the number one suspect/
you must of didnt know that was a crime/
for wack rappers thinkin they can rhyme/
thought u dropped a couple of jewels/
more like cubic zirconia/
swept you to the side with the rest of them fake fools/
didnt need to step up/
not on the level of any sluts/
barkin barkin barkin, like a mut/
so u said it loud/
r u proud/
your head is in a cloud/
all dark and grey/
so fuck whatcha say/
my shit is shinin bright/
looks like the challenger took this fight/
won all the bets/
i havent even really begun yet/

i will give props where props is due/
u came tight, as im sure u knew/
but also like a tight cunt/
i just popped your cherry/
havin you beggin for forgiveness from the virgin marry/
your sin was thinking you could win/
but like the other wannabe rappers, you will be thrown back into the forgotten bin



i posted this on another keystyle stage...will come with somethin new later on this week..peace....

[ITW [the irish boy]]

RAP STYLES NOT COMPLEX
SO SMALL YOUR PETIT ASS
GETS POSTED BY FED EX
NAME IS BLOTTED OUT WITH TIP EX
CUZ ITS INSIGNIFICANT, WHAT COMES NEXT?
SHIT MOUSE YOU HAVE THE MOUTH OF A T-REX
BUT SORRY SON YOU SUFFER FROM A CASE OF THE EX
LIKE THE X TO THE Z ZIBIT
YOUR DICKS SO SMALL I'LL CLIP IT
AND FLIP IT
LIKE A SAUSAGE ON THA BARBE QUE
NOW WE'LL SEE IF YOUR REALLY TRUE
CASTRATION SHOULDNT MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO YOU
IT SPENDS ITS TIME IN THE ANAL PASSAGES OF YOUR CREW
FEELING KIND OF BLUE?
SORRY BOY THATS WHAT U GET FOR ACTIN DA FOOL
MESSIN WITH MY BOY AND WE'LL BRING U TO SCHOOL
TEACH YOU RESPECT AND HOW TO ACT COOL
CUZ NOW U'VE BEEN DUNKED IN THE DEEP END OF THA POOL
DONT MESS WITH US SHOULD BE YOUR N0.1 RULE

SO MUCH STYLE THIS TOPICS HOT
BUT WE NEED SOME NAMES TO JOIN DA LOT
RCEE AND MAYBE NIK/NOT
RCEE'S COOL BUT NIK'LL MAKE THIS RAPBOARD ROT
SHIT WOULD HE BE ABLE TO SEE OUT'A HIS COT?
ID BE SURPRISED IF HIS PEN MADE MORE THAN A DOT
OH I HEAR A WHIMPER! SON, WHAT??
YOU'RE 14 YR OLD ASS CAN OUT RUN ME?
THIS 16 YR OLD ASS COULD BEAT U WITH A BUMMED KNEE
SHIT ID DO IT WHILE BEING STUNG BY A BEE
SON DONT TRY AN BE THE WANNABE OF THA WANNABE
AND I'LL SMACK U ONCE MORE IF YOU TRY TO ACT "G"

NOW U SEE?


yo peeps no beef, let's keep this going, thug style...keep it up maxi...and yo mouse the beefs only in the rhymes homie

Oh and NIK, step up and rhyme with the men. this is da place to be. if u stay and dont rhyme, your like a spare prick at a whores wedding. show us what you got to earn your place.

I'm feelin a rivalary coming on within tha board tween mouse's clique and the paddy-wannabe-bdogg krew. no beef for now homies

Peace

IRISH THUG WANNABE

[R-CEE]

WHAT UP?
HOW YALL BEEN?
END
DEFEND
DAMN,,LOL

[maxi-padz]

mouse still think he won the battle?
hahaha baby nig ima hand u ya rattle/
this time im coming for  u/
put a hollow point in ur temple/
then ima take over ur soul/
u thought i was dead motherfucker/
jus coz u saw me bleed motherfucker/
maxi arises to kill u motherfucker/
keep an eye on this motherfucker/
if u can contain me u better be able to catch me/
stabbed me to make me bleed/
my blood dissapeared/
my body evaporated/
cloud of smoke gathers behind ya/
nigga i gotcha/
the hammers cock back/
u feel the cold steel on ur skin/
now ur blood splurts/
im to evil for u kids/
u think ur like me untouchble/
nigga ur head is crushable/
ur bones destructable/
they say u ain got a chance/
they say i might as well do my victory dance/
caus my thoughts r to sardistic/
soon u will jsut be another statistic/
nig be realistic/
nig i cant be killed im immortal/
the strenght of my mind is unnatural/
the strength of my raps is vital/
nig u cant beat me r u blind/
list tha manifestations in ur mind/
feel the lord of tha dead speak/
much louder than mouse's feeble squek/
mouse is going down/
maxi-paddy is about to clown/

nig u know i got luv n respect fo u
but i aint gon say no beef there no need
peace
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