Tech vs R.E.L. ~ Middleweight Tourny ~ 1st Round ~

[ToNe1904]

Aiight, this is the first round. Ill be judging all these matches, except for Femcee's. Verses must be between 15-25 bars. There are NO exceptions, this rule must be followed...any less then 15, any more then 25...will be DQ'd. No topic on this, just strait up battle spits. Verses due Thursday, the 22nd. Midnight KALI time. This rule must be followed also, NO exceptions...if yur verse is 1 minute late, it will be DQ'd. So dont procrastinate yall. Good luck everybody.

[.:R-E-L:.]

{{Stupid Intro}}
Excellent~Rhymes showin wat ur Eregance~Defines...read between tha lines||
Magnificent~Chimes by "5-O" payin "Overdue~Fines"...u were "speeding" this time||

{{One-Syllable Punchlines}}
***Yo, Ima Jew spittin in tha Hall of Mirrors, wat u gonna do?
U aint new, u racists can wipe us out, but at the end, yall got the blues
Actin like fools, I cant believe Arabs supporters, are u!
We choose, this bullshit aint helping tha peace, we are through
Thought u knew, Prince Techniec part of the tragedy, too
In 2’s, people were suicide bombers, watch how they blew
1, 2…you lose, faster than an arab massacre of Jews
Just watch the news, and then eventually u can choose
Stop w/ the ‘boos’ I cant take all these racist crews***(Peep the bottom after)

{{Multis and Metaphors}}
Prince~Techniec want "Boys" more than "Britney~Spears" not even actin her age in "Austin~Powers"//
"Minced~Meat" and "Toys", its "taco bell Kids~Meals", u makin "minimum wage", "Countin~Tha~Hours"//
“Lynchin~Defeat”, u “alloy”, im “20 inch Chrome~Wheels”, ima “redneck” and I can paint u, “Wit~A~Ladder//1
Keystylin~Heat, Tech “annoy”, “worse” than a “chick wearin” “High Heels” or from “crybabies”, “bitchin Cuz~They~Sour”//2      



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***Tone, Not Sure If You Know About This, 100%…If U Don’t Know The Knowledge Behind It Step To Tha Hall of Mirrors real quick…I would appreciate that you vote when understanding that 100%, thnx***

1. Alloy is supposed to be dull, and ima “exciting” 20 inch chrome rim, lol. Second, rednecks would lynch black people, back in the day.  Plus around here rednecks are painters (sometimes) and they got they ladder and they can paint shit, red…get it?? Lol

2.High Heels hurt chicks feet and crybabies are sour candies

Yo Tone...If u aint understandin any of my explanations, hit me up...DONT VOTE unless u understand them, 100%

Yo Tech..NO BEEF...u tha homie

[ToNe1904]

***Tone, Not Sure If You Know About This, 100%…If U Don’t Know The Knowledge Behind It Step To Tha Hall of Mirrors real quick…I would appreciate that you vote when understanding that 100%, thnx***


Yo Tone...If u aint understandin any of my explanations, hit me up...DONT VOTE unless u understand them, 100%

well, i used to post pretty regularly in Hall Of Mirrors. So im aware of tha "beef" between Tech, and alot of Christians and Jews in there. If thas what yur refering to. If u feel tha need to explain anything further, get at me man. peace

[King Tech Quadafi]

What the fuck is up wit this? Man, i gotta go to work in 20 minutes..........



fuck it, freestyle this shit

PRINCE TECH

Cmon dogg who you testin?/
If I tell a Priest what I'll do to you,
He'll call 911 before I finish confessin/
Biitch, pass puberty before you holla at ya Prince/
Leave ya with bloodstains on ya mouth and shirt to be rinsed/
This fool first heard Hip Hop when he first saw Nelly/
Dont fuck wit lil kids like R Kelly,
But in this case, pass the KY Jelly/
Your lyrics are too simplistic for my ballistic missles/
Dont send this boy to play a mans game,
thats like comparing Uzis to pistols/
Im (R)eadily (E)liminating (L)yricists, so just face it/
I slap around lil skater kids like you on a daily basis/
Dont speak on politics, thats Techs biz, acknowledge it/
Or sooner or later I'll be talkin to u wit Hollow tips/
The fact is, its my practise, to leave kids wit they ass kicked/
You'se an actress, Britney type, white, blonde and plastic/
I know you, you friends-wit-queers/
Battling me is like seeing an Arab come on an Israeli bus,
the end-is-near/
Aint no stoppin this, Since Im the best MC, how u toppin this?/
You gonna beat me?
U got better luck convincing Mick Jagger to be monogomous/1
You not worthy off a real verse, this is off the top of my head/
Its pass ya curfew, dogg hop back into bed/


1- yall know how this muthafucka for Rolling Stones, keeps cheating on his wife Jerry Hall,a nd they finally broke up cuz dude kept hittin forbidden pussy


fuck damn, next time give me enough time Tone

*hhmmmmm..........investigates possibility of Tone sabotaging Elite chances in this tourny*  

[.:R-E-L:.]

well, i used to post pretty regularly in Hall Of Mirrors. So im aware of tha "beef" between Tech, and alot of Christians and Jews in there. If thas what yur refering to. If u feel tha need to explain anything further, get at me man. peace

ya..pretty much

[ToNe1904]

*hhmmmmm..........investigates possibility of Tone sabotaging Elite chances in this tourny*  

yah cus apparently i gave Elite members different deadlines then tha rest of the MC's lol

i wanted this tourny to move fast, rather then clog up tha battleboard for a month.

[ToNe1904]

aiight yall, i aint getta chance tah vote on this lass night. So ima do em after work tonight.

peace

[ToNe1904]

aiight good battle yall.

This was pretty close. You guys have 2 very different styles. I liked REL switchin his styles, it shows versatility. U had some good metas and a couple nice punches. U kinda wandered off a couple times tho, some punches didnt quite connect. U started off pretty tight, yur middle section was the best part of yur verse IMO. But overall, a pretty good verse.

Tech, yur verse attacked a bit more then REL's. This wasnt yur best shit tho. I cant take into account that u said it was jus sum "quik shit" tho...i have to jus judge what u wrote. U had sum good metas as well, a lil more agressive then REL's. Pretty good verse as well.

Overall, i think REL had a more well put together verse...and more creativity. Tech wasnt himself, but thas no knock on REL...he came better this time.

vote=REL