You know what makes me want to kick someones ass??

[Dope Money Clean]

hahaha .    i do that   too  !!      

especially when im hella  hungry   and  i   get some    bomb ass    food  like   KFC      or    some  fish .         You gotta  make   love  to  your  food   !!!       that shit is precious    

[Sikotic™]

That's a tight picture man. Dolemite's the bomb.

[Caution2006]

lmao@yur dad was fuckin the tacos under the table

LMAO!

[WestCoasta]

 

[Doggystylin]

this is from a decade ago but its still hilarious, lmao

[TeeRaySix9Teen]

When someone is eating and while they are eating they moan and groan like a female having sex.

For instance, I was eating tacos with my dad just a couple minutes ago. You know I'm chillin', gettin' my grub on, not disturbing a thing. Then my dad sits down at the table with his food and joins me. I'm still chillin, eatin my food when all of a sudden:

"Mmmmmmm Oh my God this is so good. Damn I've never had it this good in my entire life".

They weren't that good either. He always does that shit and it pisses me off so much. Even in a restaurant he'll do it but only loud enough for the people who are with him to hear it.

So I politely asked him, "Please stop moaning when you eat your food", and then he got an attitude like I said somethin' disrespectful. It's not like I turned the table over and said, "STOP MOANING LIKE YOUR BUSTIN' A NUT DAMN IT!!!!". Man, if he wasn't my pops I woulda done that shit a long time ago.

reminds me of that movie "What About Bob" when theyre eatin the chicken...lol

the worst to me is when people smack their lips when their eatin, shit is nasty....

and those fuckin Carls Jr commercials always make me not want Carls Jr...

[Diabolical]

I hate it when people make noises when they "appreciate" music like something thats in the charts, they act like they have this big understanding of the underground and everything haha

[g unot]

hate it or love it

[Wessia4LiaNia Chieee Chieee]

Ok then, I'll try not to do that when I'll be around your table 

What pisses me off, and I get CRAZY and Mad as hell is when someone slaps my hands, or when they're tryin to get sumthin from my hands...anyway DON'T TOuch MY HANDS     

When we on dinner, my sister always takes MY bred and that really pisses me off...damn it's all around the table and she takes MINE   

I HATE THAT

[rafsta]

LOL i feel ya man, fuck i hate it when my mum does that shit, i just leave the room.

[makaveli11]

hahahaaaa I with sikotic on this one. My brother does the same thing and also when he see food that he likes and is about to eat; he goes like 'hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' and starts rubbing his stomach with both hands. I CANT BELIEVE HE DOES ACTUALLY DOES THAT!!! I COULD SMASH HIS HEAD THROUGH THE TABLE FOR DOING THAT!!!.

[rafsta]

^^^ lol that i'd pay to see ! 

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

my bro-in-law sorta duz that. he dun moan, he juss goez "damnn, this food is so GOOD" lol

[Danté Williams]

Does your pops still do that SIK? Or did you have to eliminate him?

[hempside]

yeah i had a bitch, who did that shit every fucking sec....I would ask her to stop,or I would piss her off,by just leaving the table and eating in another rooom.