Author Topic: Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch... (Read 341 times)

Don Jacob · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:06:17 AM »

yeah plus clingy bitches let you do whatever the fuck you want to em

grab clumps of their hair out while fuckin'
sucks your dick while you're takin' a shit...
stick projectiles in their rectum.....
bite their pubbies off...

like Celine DIonne said.....Love can move Mountains....

Sikotic™ · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:10:52 AM »

Then you dump the broad, and she's calling your phone every five minutes crying. I love that shit.

I had one bitch come to my house and I never told her where I lived. That one was kinda scary though.

Don Jacob · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:13:10 AM »

mmm yeah that sux, but that's why you always flirt with really big fat girls (don't do them of course) so when you tell them about those stalker chicks they get their other walrus looking friends to whoop the shit out of them .

fat girls are DOWN.