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Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« on: October 05, 2002, 05:55:33 PM »
I was out driving taxi Saturday night, and most people I drove was drunk and wasted.
I got a call from one of the regular customers, and I picked them up.
They were 6, which is 2 too much, but I said fuck it, and we drove off.

There were 2 girls, and 4 boys, and I noticed the 2 girls was fine as hell.
They were all in the early 20's.
One of the girls leaned on me, almost causing me to drive off the road, and I suddenly saw why she was laying over me like that.
One of the boys was fingering her, and I suddenly noticed a hand on my dick, and that was the girls hand of course.
Ooh wee, I thought.

When we got at the house, the girls was pleading me to join the nachspiel, and they said they had lots of booze.
It was 5 at night, and the taxi-owner was supposed to take over the taxi at 5.
They kept begging, and I had to make a desicion.

I had 3 options:

1. Join the party with lotsa booze and fine chicks.
Flip-side: There was 4 boys, and with only 2 girls, that's 3 boys too much.
Another flip-side: I would get fired, most probably.

2. Call the owner and say that he can't work that day.
Probably flip-side: Would get fired when he found out the reason.

3. Drive the car back to the owner so he could start his shift.

What option would you have chosen?? (LoL)
I chose #3, but hey.. at least I made $200 tonight..
Hopefully next time there will be 2 drunk fine girls, and no boys  ;D
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Re: Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2002, 06:01:27 PM »
I woulda made the same decision. Now you can buy a hooker with the $200 lol j/k

You might accidently get slapped with some fool penis if you chose #1.
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Re: Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2002, 06:58:55 PM »
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I woulda made the same decision. Now you can buy a hooker with the $200 lol j/k

You might accidently get slapped with some fool penis if you chose #1.



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Re: Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2002, 05:16:43 AM »
another choice is leave the other four guys with one girl.and take the other in a separate room
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Re: Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2002, 10:30:05 AM »
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another choice is leave the other four guys with one girl.and take the other in a separate room


word, or just kick  the shit out of a couple of those guys, they were drunk rite? fuck, Jome, u fool, u couldve dropped em off on the other side of town, shit, have them bitches to ya self!
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Re: Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2002, 01:57:35 PM »
you dumb ass...shoulda fucked them sluts
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Re:Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2002, 05:32:13 PM »
wtf people, this is real life, its not a Too Short song!!  ::)
 

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Re:Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2002, 06:22:05 PM »
u shouldve went for the party man...u coulda made somethin up....thats one of them once ina life time things....u can find a job easily im sure...but a chance to bang a fine bitch without any attachment dont happen often.....but fuck it...ill pray for u to get another hoe like that
 

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Re:Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2002, 10:31:00 PM »
word up SGV.  I would be willing to get fired from every job that I have had for the chance to have a threesome with two hot girls.  It ain't everyday that you get a chance to be in bed with two chicks at once.  Oh well Jome, the best men in history made many mistakes.  Learn from this one, and next chance you get to have a threesome don't give yourself any excuses.  Hell, if you got a guy as a boss he might even understand.

Jome: Sorry boss, I let ya down on the job today.

Boss:  Aw, what did ya do son?

Jome: I had the opportunity to have sex with 2 fine girls at once.  And when opportunity comes my way, I take it.  Well I ended up bangin em both for hours and didn't pick anybody up in the taxi.  I am sorry, punish me however you want.

Boss:  Punish you?  Hell son, Ima congradulate you.  I'da done the same damn thing.  Thats good thinkin.  I like that in you.  In fact Ima give you a raise.  Let's go celebrate with a beer.  And dammit son, next time you got two chicks with you on the job, both ready and willing, you better give me a call.
 

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Re:Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2002, 07:58:36 PM »
^^ He-he  ;D
 

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Re:Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2002, 04:10:54 AM »
word up SGV.  I would be willing to get fired from every job that I have had for the chance to have a threesome with two hot girls.  It ain't everyday that you get a chance to be in bed with two chicks at once.  Oh well Jome, the best men in history made many mistakes.  Learn from this one, and next chance you get to have a threesome don't give yourself any excuses.  Hell, if you got a guy as a boss he might even understand.

Jome: Sorry boss, I let ya down on the job today.

Boss:  Aw, what did ya do son?

Jome: I had the opportunity to have sex with 2 fine girls at once.  And when opportunity comes my way, I take it.  Well I ended up bangin em both for hours and didn't pick anybody up in the taxi.  I am sorry, punish me however you want.

Boss:  Punish you?  Hell son, Ima congradulate you.  I'da done the same damn thing.  Thats good thinkin.  I like that in you.  In fact Ima give you a raise.  Let's go celebrate with a beer.  And dammit son, next time you got two chicks with you on the job, both ready and willing, you better give me a call.

PLease believe me when i say that I have never laughed so hard.

Yo Jome, its cool, its always business before pleasure. You should have got one of those hoes numbers and called them and went picked them up in the taxi on your next shift.

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