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SEERLOVESKAIN

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????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« on: May 12, 2009, 12:29:40 AM »
ANY QUESTION YOU HAVE IN LIFE :D
 

Kool Beenz

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 12:37:56 AM »
i have a new laptop... and i have mcafee antivirus that came with it

sometimes it doesnt let me see all images...

is has a big Mcafee sign with a R next to it...

how do i get ride of that so i can see every image


Example

 

SEERLOVESKAIN

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 12:55:21 AM »
i have a new laptop... and i have mcafee antivirus that came with it

sometimes it doesnt let me see all images...

is has a big Mcafee sign with a R next to it...

how do i get ride of that so i can see every image

Example

[img]http://www.microware.com.hk/cms/spaw/images/logos/mcafee_logo_apr05.jpg[img]


Turn off Image Analysis in your parental controls.

In the long run you gonna want to erase McAfee and download ESET NOD32 or Kaspersky Anti-Virus and Internet Security.
<a href="http://media.imeem.com/m/j9xSjvKuRa" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://media.imeem.com/m/j9xSjvKuRa</a>
« Last Edit: May 12, 2009, 02:52:36 PM by K A I N »
 

Kool Beenz

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 01:06:26 AM »
done

thank you buddy
 

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 01:28:24 AM »
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
 

Kool Beenz

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 01:34:06 AM »
you got alot on your hands there Kain lol
 

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 04:57:44 AM »
why do you use 2 accounts & pretend that you don't own both of them?

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 08:39:23 AM »
why are you homosexual?
 

SEERLOVESKAIN

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 08:46:48 AM »
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Failed.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Only you can prevent forest fires.

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
Depends on the city usually 5:30-6:30pm in San Diego, 1pm in LA :laugh:

What's the speed of dark?
0 MPH

If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Physics is a b/s science that's why.

If you run backwards will you gain weight?
Yes, when you're up in the hospital for 2 months.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
They're plastic prostitutes with no vagina and nipples.

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
Theoretically you should die.

Can a blind person feel blue?
Yes.

How can a house burn up when it burns down?
Same shit.

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
Only if vagina is involved.

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
No.

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
They turn pink.

Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
Welfare.

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
Wikipedia.

In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
Because they eat roadkill.

Why does X stand for a kiss?
X marks the spot.

Why does O stand for a hug?
Orgasm.

Why is the alphabet in that order?
Because it make a good song.

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
When you into a popsicle.

Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
Swearing in part.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Only is some case.

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
Don't cry for me Argentina.

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?
Yes.

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
Because guy is one letter away from gay.

If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
So you buy a red salt and pepper shaker.

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Yes and give their family a bag of charcoal dust.

Is it possible to have a civil-war?
Let's hope.

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
Racism.

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
If they know what's right for them.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Only in the ocean.

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
So you laugh at your friends.

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?
No.

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
We're dumb animals.

How can batteries die?
Leave the your lights on, and your car is pussy enough not to turn them off.

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be? -32 degrees

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts? Ing has swag.

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Abbr.

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it? Mens goal in life is to get wet.

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
Some smart nigga.

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
Praccctice !!!! We talking about praccctice ?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Dead meat.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
They don't deserve too.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
So they can steal his/her organs and sell them on the black market to celebrities, politicians and gangsters.
 

SEERLOVESKAIN

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 08:51:37 AM »
why do you use 2 accounts & pretend that you don't own both of them?
From Dre-Day to Helter Skelter
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AS IF


why are you homosexual?
Floyd took my virginity.
 

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 08:54:48 AM »
so does being homosexual force you to enjoy only homosexually themed music, or do you still listen to real shit once in a while?
 

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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 10:16:39 AM »
what's the deal with cardboard?

on a more serious note, I just had my pc reformatted yesterday (had a bunch of spyware; lost some files but can't do anythig about it now). anyways, I wana download firefox; what's the latest version and is it safe?
      
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 10:17:06 AM »
Are you gay? I just wanted to know cause me and roccy are looking for some hot 3 some action
 

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 10:24:47 AM »
why are some apples red, others green and other ones yellow?

can't they all be one color?

do they feel the same and have the same emotions?
 

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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2009, 10:28:55 AM »
why are some apples red, others green and other ones yellow?

can't they all be one color?

do they feel the same and have the same emotions?

Well the red ones keep the doctor away, the green ones are a slight bit tart if you might call it. And the yellow ones are usually mushy and/or have those black spots that make you just say "ew" and find another one that is better.
 

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2009, 10:30:06 AM »
Why are Jews so greedy?
 

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2009, 01:18:59 PM »
when you coming to jersey?
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Elano

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2009, 01:27:02 PM »
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Failed.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Only you can prevent forest fires.

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
Depends on the city usually 5:30-6:30pm in San Diego, 1pm in LA :laugh:

What's the speed of dark?
0 MPH

If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Physics is a b/s science that's why.

If you run backwards will you gain weight?
Yes, when you're up in the hospital for 2 months.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
They're plastic prostitutes with no vagina and nipples.

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
Theoretically you should die.

Can a blind person feel blue?
Yes.

How can a house burn up when it burns down?
Same shit.

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
Only if vagina is involved.

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
No.

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
They turn pink.

Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
Welfare.

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
Wikipedia.

In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
Because they eat roadkill.

Why does X stand for a kiss?
X marks the spot.

Why does O stand for a hug?
Orgasm.

Why is the alphabet in that order?
Because it make a good song.

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
When you into a popsicle.

Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
Swearing in part.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Only is some case.

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
Don't cry for me Argentina.

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?
Yes.

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
Because guy is one letter away from gay.

If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
So you buy a red salt and pepper shaker.

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Yes and give their family a bag of charcoal dust.

Is it possible to have a civil-war?
Let's hope.

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
Racism.

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
If they know what's right for them.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Only in the ocean.

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
So you laugh at your friends.

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?
No.

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
We're dumb animals.

How can batteries die?
Leave the your lights on, and your car is pussy enough not to turn them off.

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be? -32 degrees

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts? Ing has swag.

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Abbr.

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it? Mens goal in life is to get wet.

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
Some smart nigga.

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
Praccctice !!!! We talking about praccctice ?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Dead meat.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
They don't deserve too.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
So they can steal his/her organs and sell them on the black market to celebrities, politicians and gangsters.

 ;D
 

JAZ

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2009, 01:30:26 PM »
why?
 

SEERLOVESKAIN

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2009, 02:34:39 PM »
so does being homosexual force you to enjoy only homosexually themed music, or do you still listen to real shit once in a while?
Didn't know there was homosexual genre. Grow up Nikki.

what's the deal with cardboard?
Cardboard makes the world go round.

On a more serious note, I just had my pc reformatted yesterday (had a bunch of spyware; lost some files but can't do anythig about it now). anyways, I wana download firefox; what's the latest version and is it safe?
Firefox 3.0.10 http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/personal.html
Yes it's safe and they're always upgrading.

Download some of the popular/recommended extensions for extra piffness.
On the same page look for the ADD-ON tab.
 

SEERLOVESKAIN

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2009, 02:44:50 PM »
why are some apples red, others green and other ones yellow? Something to do with the fucking sun.

can't they all be one color? Yes, but then they would taste the same, shout outs to granny smith.

do they feel the same and have the same emotions? Yes, they're outgoing and horny.


Why are Jews so greedy? Because they are the chosen people...they're showing off to God.


when you coming to jersey? When Socal goes underwater.


why? Because she was born a man.
 

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2009, 02:50:55 PM »
San Diego. Cheaper or more expensive than LA in living cost? Can I get more bang for my buck in a decent area?
 

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2009, 02:52:21 PM »
Are you gay? I just wanted to know cause me and roccy are looking for some hot 3 some action

WTF?! :-X
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2009, 02:53:37 PM »
so does being homosexual force you to enjoy only homosexually themed music, or do you still listen to real shit once in a while?

Didn't know there was homosexual genre. Grow up Nikki.



nice cop out. 8)
« Last Edit: May 12, 2009, 03:04:04 PM by Now_I_Know »
 

SEERLOVESKAIN

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Re: ????? ASK KAIN A QUESTION 2009 EDITION ?????
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2009, 03:00:27 PM »
San Diego. Cheaper or more expensive than LA in living cost? Can I get more bang for my buck in a decent area?
About the same, although in Los Angeles you will most likely have to commute and get stuck in traffic.
San Diego quality of life is probably triple that of Los Angeles.


Are you gay? I just wanted to know cause me and roccy are looking for some hot 3 some action
Word life 8)