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Kool Beenz

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Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« on: May 12, 2009, 01:05:49 PM »
41 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child

01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral.

02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich."

03. Your family dog understood Italian.

04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family.

05. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout.

06. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven.

07. You thought killing the pig each year and having salami, capacollo, pancetta and prosciutto hanging out to dry from your shed ceiling was absolutely normal. (Wow, that's really Italian!)

08. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday, and laughed at the commercial for Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day.

09. You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.

10. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.

11. You thought everyone's last name ended in a vowel.

12. You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.

13. Your mom's main hobby is cleaning.

14. You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in stores.

15. You thought that everyone made their own tomato sauce.

16. You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.

17. You ate your salad after the main course.

18. You thought Catholic was the only religion in the world.

19. You were beaten at least once with a wooden spoon or broom.

20. You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your hand.

21. You can understand Italian but you can't speak it.

22. You have at least one relative who came over on the boat.

23. All of your uncles fought in a World War.

24. You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frank, Joe or Louie.

25. You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.

26. You have relatives you don't speak to. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

27. You drank wine before you were a teenager.

28. You relate on some level, admit it, to the Godfather and the Sopranos. I maka a meata ball you can't refuse! ...forrgetttabbboutit! badda bing!

29. You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it.

30. Your grandparent's furniture was as comfortable as sitting on plastic. Wait!!!! You were sitting on plastic.

31. You thought that talking loud was normal.

32. You thought sugared almonds and the Tarantella were common at all weddings.

33. You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and money stuffed in their pockets by their relatives.

34. Your mother is overly protective of the males in the family no matter what their age.

35. There was a crucifix in every room of the house.

36. Wakes would be held in someone's living room.

37. You couldn't date a boy without getting approval from your father. (Oh, and he had to be Italian)

38. You called pasta "macaroni".

39. You dreaded taking out your lunch at school.

40. Going out for a cup of coffee usually meant going out for a cup of coffee over Zia's house.

41. Every condition, ailment, misfortune, memory loss and accident was attributed to the fact that you didn't eat something.
 

Elano

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 01:08:31 PM »
LMAO the mexican faggot is pissed  :D




























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































 :laugh:
 

Kool Beenz

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 01:13:03 PM »
not really your just asking for beef

i never thought you were one of the Eurofags until now...

i have no idea why you decided to hop on my cock for
i guess Ocho Cinco's swag has been rubbing off on you huh?
 

Elano

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 01:15:13 PM »
 

Kool Beenz

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 01:19:36 PM »
make me some pizza and have Roon3ys homies deliver it in their race cars

 

Elano

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 01:21:57 PM »
Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
The beans fall through the little holes.


Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b


Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.


How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.


What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos

Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.


What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.


Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.


What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.


What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken


Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither


How do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign


 

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 04:25:39 PM »
oh it's on
 

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 04:33:01 PM »
mexican police >>>>> Italian police
>>>>>>>>>>>>>


R.I.P.  To my Queen and Princess 07-05-09
 

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 09:10:03 PM »
LMAO the mexican faggot is pissed  :D


i thought he said he was cuban ??? im not italian but my mom came here by boat whats your point. whats wrong with your mom loving u ??? whats wrong with making your own wine & moonshine ???

























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































 :laugh:
 

Elano

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 10:17:38 PM »
this is a.g.'s brother (one of the 30s)
 

Kool Beenz

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 10:20:12 PM »
hurry up and post all your racist mexican pics already so your shit can get played out
 

Elano

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 10:21:15 PM »
hurry up and post all your racist mexican pics already so your shit can get played out
:'(
 

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 11:58:09 PM »
This thread made me LOL!
 

Sparegeez

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 12:19:18 AM »
Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
 

Elano

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Re: Something Krasnoe Dinamo can relate too
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 01:04:24 AM »
Krasnoe Mexican jokes will only get u so far my dude... especially on this forum. its a bad idea trust me
he can't go around dissing the europeans,a.g. is a fuckin mexican  :loser: