Yet another day at Doggystyle Records..

[Z the laidback Virus]

People, it's been a looooong time since I did a few 'A day at Doggystyle Records'-threads, but because some poster who shall not be named literally told me he was begging for another one, I let my heart soften and decided to do it. For those who don't know (and there probably are many of you), these threads were meant to poke fun at some well-known rappers out there, most of them associated with Doggystyle Records, obviously. Snoop is the main star, main attraction and main loser of these, so let's say there's something for every one to enjoy.

Anyways, here we go:

Another day at Doggystyle Records

*Goldie Loc is standing in the booth dropping a solid rhyme when Snoop pulls him out of it and starts screaming. MC Eiht sees all this happening.*

Snoop: IT CAN'T BE TRUE! IT CAN'T BE TRUE! THIS SHIT IS WRONG! HE'S TRIPPING!
Goldie: What? Who?
MC Eiht: G Yeah?
Snoop: DON'T AKS ME WHO! HIM!
Goldie: Who?
Snoop: IT'S EMINEM!
Goldie: What about Eminem?
Snoop: He's gotten Dre to produce his whole record! I need to be in his spot! I'm Bigg Snoop Dogg! I'm Dre's number 1!
Goldie: You haven't been his number 1 since you called him out for saying gangsta rap is dead. You dropped your ball there, big dog.
Snoop: You liar! I'm his number 1!
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Goldie: Why the hell would you still be Dre's number 1?
Snoop: Because back in the Death Row days, we carved our names in Eazy-E's Chevy Impala..with a little heart in between our name! 'Dre loves Snoop 4-ever'! We even got Joe Cool to carve a cartoon of me and Dre in there. Me as a little dog licking his lips and Dre giving me bone. Dre saw it and he laughed, if that isn't true love I don't know what is. Do you?
Goldie (perplexed): I..umm..I..
MC Eiht: G......Yeah..?
Snoop: I know what you're gonna say..he and Eminem have carved their names in Jimmy Iovine's Lexus..it can't be anything else!
*Snoop lies down on the floor, bangs his fists on the floor and cries*
Snoop:I...WANT...MY...DOCTOR!
*Soopafly enters the studio*
Soopafly: I thought I heard the sound of bitches in here. Where the hoes at? LaToiya's being a diva again and I need a shoulder to cry on, you know, the shoulder of a girl paid to act as if I pimped her. I'm a pimp, you know! Soopa-pimp! That's me! Soopa-Doopa-pimp! I ain't got no hair on my head, so you know I ain't no joke, y'knowamsayin'?
Goldie: No bitches in here, Soopa, just crybabies.
MC Eiht: G Yeah ha ha!
*Soopafly looks at the crying Snoop*
Soopafly: Oh, the usual.
Goldie: Yeah, he's having one of his periods. This time he's jealous of Eminem.
Soopafly: He's done being jealous of Pharell, Ne-Yo, 50, Jay-Z, Rick James, Cube, Game, Johnny Cash and Bootsy Collins, then?
Goldie: He doesn't want to be an R&B-singer, a studio gangster, a funkster, a disco singer, a political rapper, a producer,a football coach, an actor, an author, a CEO, a No Limit soldier, a country singer, a pimp or a Death Row inmate anymore, no...he wants to be a doctor's assistant now.
*Snoop suddenly stops crying*
Snoop: I'm a gangster! I'm Snoop D-O-double-G, I'm gangsta! I'm so gangsta I want to be a studio gangsta to add my real street credibility...that's how gangsta I am! All these rappers are studio-gangstas nowadays. It's the trend! I follow every trend! I'm Snoop D-O-double-G! I'm so gangsta I don't need to set any trends myself, I just follow them! People make trends for me to follow!
MC Eiht: G Yeah!
Soopafly: You's a gangsta pimp, don't forget it! You're as pimped out as I am when I'm pretending to be one.
Snoop: Yeah, we've got the real mindset, Soopa. You can't be realer then having your image totally in your mind and in your mind only. That's gangsta! I'm Bigg Snoop Dogg. Gangsta during weekdays, pimp when on vacation.
Soopa: Not me. I think about pimping every day! I know I'm a real pimp, all those paid bitches tell me! I'm bald!
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Snoop: Now that you mention it, Soopa. Do what you're paid for.
*Soopafly sets Snoop on his feet. He then sits on his knees and starts kissing Snoop's ass.*
Snoop: You haven't gotten any better. I won't bring your album out until you have.
Goldie: Right, I've seen enough...I'm off to the jail so I can laugh at Tray Deee from a watchtower.
MC Eiht: G Yeah?
Goldie: Just another day at Doggystyle Records.



There, I hope you all enjoyed it. 

[Suga Foot]

props It's been too long since the last time.

[NillerTheKid]

missed those.. got a link for the older ones?

[DTG Entertainment]

I missed these, props.

[DTG Entertainment]

ROFL - Just read through it +1 Z. 

[machete]

all of these days @ doggystyle are classic, props on bringing the series back

[Soopafly DPGC]

I think you are a bit off on the Soopafly stuff, but the rest is pretty accurate.  If anybody's kissing ass, it's Snoop kissing Fly's.  He's paying Fly not to release an album so he won't blow Snoop's album sales out of the water.  Now tell me that ain't insecure.

[Hatesrats™]

 
+1

[NillerTheKid]

missed those.. got a link for the older ones?

bumped them,check the frontpage.

+1

[dubsmith_nz]

Funny shit, I bet he was mad that Em got all those beats too lol

[Chad Vader]

Links to all the threads;
Yet another day at Doggystyle Records..
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Another day at Doggystyle Records:Freeing the style
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: Imagining the image
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: Out with the old
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Another day at Doggystyle Records: What went wrong?
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Another Day @ Aftermath

[Detox Iz Not Active]

without Snoop, Detox will be wack

[DTG Entertainment]

without Snoop, Detox will be wack

With Snoop, Detox will be wack. Enough said.

[Fraxxx]

propz  Now i'm gonna read the others.

[Okka]

without Snoop, Detox will be wack

With Snoop, Detox will be wack. Enough said.

Naah, Dre needs Snoop. A Dr. Dre album is nuthin' without Snoop Dogg.