Author Topic: OMEGLE  (Read 1215 times)

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2009, 08:48:43 PM »
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You: yo yo plan eleven extension
Stranger: ya shut up
You: ok
Stranger: were ya from
You: st louis
Stranger: fag
Stranger: canada it up
You: i know
Stranger: get a hockey team
You: no fuck canada
Stranger: ya
Stranger: talk shit
Stranger: get knocked
You: and its prime minister
Stranger: k shut up
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2009, 07:39:49 AM »
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You: good
You: i am not one
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2009, 07:47:04 AM »
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You: where were you on monday may 25th 2009 at 2303?
Stranger: Not your business
You: anwser the question asked.
You: we have 2 people dead. do you want that on you concious?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Iam ready
You: i can put you away for 25 years with no parole.
You: now, where were you on monday may 25th 2009 at 2303?
Stranger: Please don't
Stranger: Iam haking now
Stranger: Shaking
You: what? do you want your lawyer now? well he cant help you.
Stranger: What are you talking about
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: freak
You: i have 5 eye witnesses that say they saw you walk into that burger king and shoot those 5 people.
You: 3 of them are still in the hospital
You: if you talk now we might be able to get you off in 8 years with 10 years probation.
You: who were your accomplices?
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2009, 09:15:29 PM »
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Stranger: i'm a gangster, BITCH!
Stranger: how about you?
You: im not.
You: :(
Stranger: what's up
You: i wanted to know if life all about fast cars and cussing each other?
Stranger: no, not really
You: that bitch lied to me.
You: now i dont know whats right or real anymore
Stranger: life is about having fun, not living to other people's standards
You: im being taken over by the fear.
Stranger: the fear that robots will rule the world in the not so far away future?
You: i want to be rich and have lots of money.
You: i dont care about clever or funny.
Stranger: so do i
You: i also want loads of clothes and fuck loads of diamonds
Stranger: me too
Stranger: one of my biggest dreams, mainly clothes though
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl?
You: is life about film stars and not mothers?
You: it doesnt matter cuz im packing plastic.
You: its what makes my life so fucking fantastic
Stranger: wow
You: sometimes i call myself a weapon of mass consumption
You: its really not my fault, its just how ive been programed to function
Stranger: oh god, robot DEATHRAY! RUNNNNNNNN
You: im not a saint, but im not a sinner.
Stranger: same here
You: although everything will be alright as long as i keep getting thinner.
Stranger: what, are you anorexic?
You: no, im just killing themn on my own little mission
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: may i join?
You: it wouldnt be my own litle mission then.
Stranger: it would be OUR own little mission
Stranger: and then 2's a crowd, 3's a party
You: ill be panco villa you can be rodolfo fierro
Stranger: i wanna be tony montanna though
You: no, hes a coke head.
You: we dont want low lifes like that on our team
Stranger: but a cool coke head
Stranger: but he's rich
Stranger: R-I-C-H, RICH
You: he can finance the expidition but he is not invited along.
Stranger: yay, i'm a financier
You: when i look in the sun then into the mirror i get the impression that we are on to a winner
Stranger: wow, you too?
You: yeah buddy
Stranger: small world
You: tell me about it.
You: i still dont know what s right or real yet.
You: and im still being taken over by the fear.
Stranger: the only thing that is right is what you believe, and nothing else matters
You: oh my god.
You: i cant believe it.
Stranger: well.... believe it
You: ive never been this far away from home
Stranger: do you like bacon?

You: of course
You: what do you think im some no good jawa?
Stranger: jawa? never heard of it but i guess not
You: is originally from star wars but was said by eric cartman in south park as a derogatory term of muslims
Stranger: ohhh, i wouldn't doubt it if cartman said that.
You: word.
Stranger: dogg
You: im driftin apart like techtonic plates.
Stranger: i'm driftin apart like...
You: i wish i was a million milesfrom here. somewhere more familiar
Stranger: george bush and his jedi-ness
Stranger: where are you at?
You: im working in a shop with my name tag on
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: hah
Stranger: you hate your job??
You: is time on your side? its the most beautiful thing you could ever spend
Stranger: yep, watchin tv right now
You: i didnt see you not looking when i messed up.
You: did you settle down in your early 20s?
You: or in the early 20's?
Stranger: yep
You: which one
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i settle down in the early 20's in the 20's
You: im going to come back stronger than a powered up apc man.,
You: *pac
Stranger: i killed 10 million nazis with my bare hands
You: great ruins make for greater glory.
You: ever play nazi yahtzee?
Stranger: YAHTZEE!
You: its soooo much fun
You: http://secretnaziyahtzee.ytmnd.com/
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'll have to check that out
You: you should,
Stranger: i am
You: the only thing growing is our history.
Stranger: no doubt about that
You: http://explosm.net/comics/1296/
You: i lol'd
Stranger: no doubt at all
Stranger: what happens
You: in life?
You: death happens
You: in death?
You: nothing
Stranger: really?
You: would i lie to you?
You: theres a new super heavy element set to enter the periodic table
Stranger: i guess not
You: its 22 times heaver than hydrogen
You: *227
Stranger: *gasp* Metallica!?
You: no, but it should be named after metallica
Stranger: lol at that comic
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2009, 12:28:54 AM »
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You: How are you today?
Stranger: im good
You: thats good.
You: and your family?
Stranger: my family is fine as well
You: good..good.
You: wanna fuck?
Stranger: .....depends
You: on?
Stranger: if u r a male or female
You: 100% male.
You: no homo.
Stranger: n where u from
You: LA
You: u?
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You: HI
You: where u frm?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: usa
You: AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!!
Stranger: lol
You: what part?
Stranger: illinois
You: do you know mr. chi city?
Stranger: guessing your from america?
You: cali born n raised
Stranger: yeh i know chi city
Stranger: i want to go to cali
Stranger: for the girls and clubs
Stranger: and the nice weather
You: hell yeah.
You: and the weed, and the beach, and the..everythang!!
You: ive heard good things about illinois tho...
You: i wanna hit up a cubs game and throw shit at the players.
You: one of my life long dreams.
You: god i hate the cubs.
You: matter of fact, fuck you.
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You: im great, ty for asking.
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You: HELLO.
Stranger: asl
You: ARE YOU A WIERD-O?
Stranger: u first
You: i dont fucks wit wierd-os.
Stranger: f or m?
You: does that matter? we are all one energy...to try to categorize one as 'male' or 'female' doesnt make sense in this crazy world of ours.
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You: 12/m/neverland ranch
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2009, 12:37:37 AM »
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Stranger: asl?
You: 21/m/L.A.
You: u?
Stranger: louisiana, eh?
You: no.
You: los angeles.
Stranger: 19/f/texas
Stranger: oh
You: mmm nice.
You: ive always want to fuck a texas girl.
Stranger: pervert
You: a lil bit.
Stranger: that's nasty
You: just enough to be normal :D
You: no its not.
You: its human nature
Stranger: do you have sex with many girls?
Stranger: because that isn't human nature
You: i have sex when the mood strikes me.
You: doesnt have to be with different women, could be with one..
Stranger: so girls are just tools for your pleasure
You: i didnt say that.
You: it has to be fun for both of us.
Stranger: ...how many girls have you slept with?
You: hmm lets seee.....
You: about 30ish
You: give or take
Stranger: that's digusting
You: why?
Stranger: 30??
You: give or take
Stranger: i hope you get clamidia
Stranger: and die
You: thats not nice.
You: what did i do to you?
Stranger: you are a sick bastard
You: how am i a 'sick bastard'?
You: are you one of those deeply religous cunts?
Stranger: you've slept with 30 girls!
Stranger: not really
You: and..they enjoyed it too.
Stranger: i go to church on sundays
You: its not like a raped them.
You: shit, some of them sought me out.
You: who am i to deny a woman some of this cock?
Stranger: you make me sick...
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LMAOOO!!!!!

« Last Edit: June 12, 2009, 12:39:16 AM by Something WyKiD This Way Comes »



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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2009, 12:50:08 AM »
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You: HOLY SHIT!
Stranger: ??
You: i just seen some crazy shit!
Stranger: ....
You: dude
You: OMG
You: !!!!
Stranger: explain...
You: too complicated...just know this....you CANNOT stick an entire jack daniels bottle in your girls poop shoot...it WILL NOT WORK...
Stranger: i hope not
Stranger: otherwise she is a TOTAL whore
You: ey! thats my bitch you talking bout.
You: she may be a fucking town bike..but nigga, i dont know u. so u best watch ur mouf.
Stranger: she got a jack daniels body in her ass
Stranger: she's a whore
Stranger: bottle*
You: she does that shit for ME nigga.
You: what ur girl do for u?
You: does she lick ur asshole as ur alarm clock?
You: does she suck ur dick even if she has the swine flu?
You: does she let you hit even if shes on the rag?
You: NO.
You: so watch ur mouf.
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this is a GREAT time killer.

props kain! lol



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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2009, 01:40:49 AM »
i had to try it once

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You: i just took a massive shit
Stranger: asl plz ...first u
You: 20mtx
You: like one of those shits where the water comes back and splashes on your ass
You: do you get those often?
Stranger: sweet
You: ?
Stranger: fuck you Nigger
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2009, 08:14:11 AM »

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2009, 10:09:42 PM »
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Stranger: Hello, this is Joe from Macintosh tech support.
Stranger: How may I be of assistance?
You: liar
You: they call it apple now.
Stranger: OMG YOU CAUGHT ME
You: i win
Stranger: woohoo *confetti*
You: *raises roof*
Stranger: whoop whoop
You: im out of ideas
Stranger: do you like sharpies?
You: always
Stranger: my goldfish ate a sharpie.
You: what color?
Stranger: orange.
Stranger: but it came out of good ol goldy blue
You: it will poop orange water for the next 2 years
You: hum....
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: intense huh
You: indeed.
Stranger: have you ever milked a cow?
You: oddly enough, yes.
Stranger: have you ever milked a dog?
You: but it was a steer
You: never a dog.
Stranger: neither have i
You: have you milked a cow?
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: i've drank milk before.
You: i have not,
Stranger: it was white.
Stranger: no joke.
You: i only drink motor oil.
You: i shit black all the time.
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: that sucks.
You: would you like tyo clean my tolet?
Stranger: you should go see a doctor.
Stranger: i am your toilet
You: i will bring AJAX next time i see you.
You: but not a brush,
You: you will have to do that yourself
Stranger: kay thanks
Stranger: i'll use your toothbrush
You: my pleasure dude
You: please do
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: can't
Stranger: i already used it to clean out my dogs butt
Stranger: and it got stuck in there
Stranger: sorry dude
You: so thats where its been.
Stranger: yeah
You: i havent seen it in a month.
Stranger: we're taking frido to the vet soon.
Stranger: we can ask to get it back for you.
You: please
Stranger: frido would really like it out.
You: then you can clean yourself.
Stranger: it's been causing problems.
Stranger: pepto bismol can only do so much.
You: and then i can finally brush my pearly browns
Stranger: gotta prevent them from falling out!
You: indeed.
Stranger: i've still got my 5 best ones left.
Stranger: so its all good.
You:  they are the only set ill have for free.
Stranger: unless you steal them
You: i could do that.
Stranger: i did do that
You: my great uncle hasnt really neededhis for 2 years now.
You: i think hes over do for some liberation
Stranger: life is tough
You: like he did on those death camps, but better
Stranger: i hear you man
You: i wish i could hear you.
You: im too bus listening to woody herman and the heard
Stranger: here
Stranger: i'll scream as loud as i can and see if you hear it
You: fucker wont shut up with that god damn horn
You: i think i hear something
Stranger: that was me
You: are you saying food stamps?
Stranger: nahh, i was saying poop camp
You: well close enough
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: practically the same thing
You: well they both have the same enrollment rates
Stranger: yep
You: can you clip my toenails.
You: ???
You: they are long over due.
Stranger: yum
Stranger: i love toenails
Stranger: keep em growing dude
You: they make great jam.
Stranger: really do
You: those giants are on to something.
Stranger: foshizz
Stranger: guess what?
You: chicken butt?
Stranger: OMG YAHH!
Stranger: no
Stranger: not really
You: ROFLROFL
Stranger: my chickens dont have butts
Stranger: they're buttless chickens
You: ive never been a fan of yard bird.
Stranger: i only like them buttless
You: how far do you shove the dynamite up there to make tham like that?
Stranger: an inch usually does it
You: ill have to keep that in mind.
Stranger: yannow, some people feel like it needs to go up much farther, but really you get the best results by just going about an inch
You: i usually shove it in all the way. most of the time it kills them
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats what i'm talking about
You: and by dynamite i mean my cock.
You: btw....
You: i call it the cock in the cock
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: don't got one of those, just use tnt
You: mine is a prothsetic
Stranger: good for you
You: i lost mine when i decided to pork a cement mixer
Stranger: right, thats what you say
You: the cement mixer won. but it was a good match.
Stranger: we all know you really just went under a transgender operation that failed
You: you found me out.
Stranger: yep
You: promise not to tell?
Stranger: secrets safe with me
You: good. i dont need the other fellas at the gym to find out.
Stranger: don't worry
Stranger: girl to (previous) girl
Stranger: always gotta keep those secrets on the dl
You: im still a chick at heart.
Stranger: deep down we all know it
You: they'll never be able to take that away from me.
Stranger: thats right
You: are you a communist?
Stranger: no, you?
You: no.
Stranger: good
You: heres my post op picture.
You: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4791/1109696.jpg
You: im on the right
Stranger: the girl in you shines through
You: the boy i was dating is on the left.
Stranger: oh that must be tough on you
You: ive been able to pretend like im a totally differnt person.
Stranger: and him
You: he cant tell.
You: i think hes retarded.
Stranger: thats good, but still, must be hard to deal with that loss
You: it was but then he became my best friend again.
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: oh man, i forgot to ask....how is that wart cream working out?
You: eh, its alright.
You: when it looks like its making progress it starts ot get worse again.
Stranger: ahh i hear ya
You: i might have to get prescription strenght.
Stranger: well i wish for the bst
Stranger: best
You: i dont want to see my doctor though.
Stranger: oh was he hitting on you again?
You: he tries to make passes at me and im not like that anymore.
Stranger: you gotta law down the law
Stranger: heres my pic: http://img8.imageshack.us/i/54106454.jpg/
Stranger: im the second one on the left
Stranger: i just got a new blue paintjob
Stranger: you like?
You: i was about to say, last time i saw you you were greenish yellow.
You: its a good look for you.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: my mom says it brings out the color of my roof
You: it so totally does.
You: it looks like you touched it up aswell
Stranger: yeah, just a bit
You: i see you got a new number and didnt even tell me.
Stranger: oh yeah sorry
Stranger: had to change it for...
Stranger: legal reasons
You: thats understandable.
You: the ex was hounding you agian?
Stranger: yeah and everytime i tried to enforce that restraining order he just changes his name and comes out me
Stranger: i'm just attractive i guess
You: you are.
Stranger: too hot for words
You: if i were still a girl i would so totally put my tongue on you.
You: wether you likeit or not.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i had the fireman hose me down, so i'm all clean now
You: awesome.
You: you probably smell like pinesol now.
Stranger: true dat
Stranger: that new paint job has made my plastic smooth as butter too
You: *melts*
Stranger: thats right
You: i am so turned on
Stranger: i'd be too if i wasnt me
You: hold on, my "girlfriend" is calling me. ;)
Stranger: oh
Stranger: does she not know about the failed transformation???
You: no wa.
You: way.
Stranger: i'll keep it a secret from her too
You: she wants to be a virgin until marrige.
You: which helps.
Stranger: that would
Stranger: maybe you'll get the full operation done by then
You: i hope. but insurance doesnt cover it.
Stranger: i know how you feel
You: i have to keep collecting my tips at the waffle house.
Stranger: have hope man
Stranger: have hope
You: heres her picture.
You: http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2228/1032585.jpg
You: shes a dime isnt she?
Stranger: 2 dimes!
Stranger: not as sexy as i am, but who is?
You: true.
You: maybe if and when i dump this bird ill have to call you up again.....
Stranger: you know my new number
You: 800-275-3616
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: im so amazing, i've got my own 800 line
You: if only they gave you a 900 number you could retire
Stranger: yeahhh not there yet
You: any who this old bag is headed this way.
You: i have to pretend like i care what she says.
You: but you know ill only think of you.
Stranger: wait for the operation man
Stranger: but the good thing is, i dumped my boyfriend last weekend, so i'm free as a bird
You: do you want me to wait for the operation to "make things right" with you?
You: or will you accept me like i am
Stranger: operation
Stranger: i'm not gay, so i think i'd be more comfortable
You: i understand.
You: ill have to pull more shifts at the waffle house.
Stranger: keep makin waffles
You: and pourig coffee
You: chow!
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2009, 10:45:24 PM »
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You: im going to bed. feel free to join me.
Stranger: uhmm
Stranger: Yeahh
Stranger: MAYBE
You: maybe?
You: why would you not just say yes?
Stranger: because
Stranger: u smell funy
Stranger: *funny
You: thats not me, its my sheets...
Stranger: aahahha
You: i think my dog molests them on a regular basis
Stranger: GROSS
You: eh, you learn to live with it
Stranger: Go WAYA
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2009, 02:28:21 AM »
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You: hello
Stranger: how's it going
You: good, tired but good u
Stranger: tired too, just cleaned my house after a party
You: usually i leave the mess til morning
Stranger: I don't even know why I'm online
You: me neither
You: sister had a graduation party
You: still dead from that
Stranger: My bday was in this friday hehe
You: nice...what city you in ?
Stranger: Tj
You: ?
Stranger: Tijuana
You: lol really
Stranger: yehh man XD
Stranger: crazy stuff here
You: eastlake XXD
Stranger: lot of mafia and blah blah
Stranger: very close
You: yeah start a fire and i can smell it
You: :D
Stranger: hahaa
You: so is eventually gonna happen with mexico and drug traffiing
You: so what is....
Stranger: shit sucks down here
You: what if america legalized drugs?
You: it would be chill in mexico
Stranger: yeh maybe
Stranger: right now drugs are legal in Mexico but just for like persoonal use
Stranger: you can't have big amounts of it
You: you guys are in the future
You: america sucks
Stranger: meh hahah
You: obama need to hurry and change this country
Stranger: I think he wont really make a difference for the US
Stranger: I like the guy but..hm..
Stranger: ionno
You: he will, anything better than faggot bush family
Stranger: hell yeah
You: i feel like l can sleep for 15 hours
You: hibernate
Stranger: yehh me too, I think I will go to sleep now
You: good nite
Stranger: see you in another life man take care
You: =yeah we can be goats
You: 1
Stranger: lol
Stranger: late
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2009, 02:44:46 AM »
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You: hola!
Stranger: hi、
You: what are you up to?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: asl?
You: same here. 23/m/LA
You: you?
Stranger: 20 m CN
Stranger: nice to see u
You: cool.
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2009, 02:54:55 AM »
kain, this is the greatest shit ever. I just got a girl from South Korea to believe I'm Barack Obama.
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2009, 03:27:47 AM »
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You: asl
Stranger: 18/m/usa
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2009, 03:30:19 AM »
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You: hi
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Stranger: asl
Stranger: hello?
You: 23/m/los angeles
You: you?
Stranger: 20,m,china
Stranger: laker
You: bleh. nm
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2009, 03:51:03 AM »
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: los angeles
You: asl?
Stranger: i'm korean
You: cool. south korea?
Stranger: yes.
You: youre from south korea and im from north america
Stranger: ah-
Stranger: north america?
You: yes
Stranger: umm.
Stranger: are you male-?
You: yes
Stranger: umm-
You: female?
Stranger: no-
You: bleh, nevermind then
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2009, 03:52:09 AM »
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 23 m los angeles
You: asl?
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Stranger: 20m
You: eh. nm then
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2009, 08:39:21 AM »
LMFAO
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2009, 09:21:21 AM »
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Stranger: hey
You: HELLO
Stranger: sup
You: NOTHING MUCH YOU....
You: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON THE INTERNET....
Stranger: u r kidding me
Stranger: u mean on omegle
You: NAH, I'M FROM BAGHDAD AND I'M USING AN IBM 100 AND 56K.
You: FIRST TIME ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB
Stranger: omg
You: WHAT IS OMG ?
Stranger: then u r so fashionable
Stranger: oh my god
You: I SEE.
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM MY FRIEND ?
Stranger: taiwan
You: NICE
Stranger: u heard before
You: OF COURSE
You: YOU LIKE CHINA ?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: age?
You: WHAT ABOUT INFIDEL AMERICANS ?
You: 25
You: YOU
Stranger: alright
Stranger: im 20
You: BOY OR GIRL
Stranger: girl
You: LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT BAGHDAD AND FIRST TIME ON THE INTERNET
Stranger: i know
You: YOU GENIUS
You: I'M FROM SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Stranger: okay
You: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS ?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: i think
You: COOL, SO WHAT'S GOING ON TODAY FOR YOU ?
Stranger: nothing
You: ARE YOU A PARTY ANIMAL ?
Stranger: r u?
You: DAMN SKIPPY
You: YES
Stranger: cool
You: YOU'RE NOT
Stranger: so?
You: YOU DON'T PARTY ?
Stranger: not very often
You: A LOT OF STUDYING ?
Stranger: studying?
Stranger: omg no
You: HA
You: THEN WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
You: FISHING ?
Stranger: well im going to do that next weekend
You: 90% OF THE WORLD'S FISH ARE IN ENDANGERED OF EXTINCTION, MAYBE YOU SHOULD EASE UP ON THAT
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2009, 09:22:46 AM »
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Stranger: From ?
You: YOU WANT GPS COORDINATES ?
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2009, 06:52:43 PM »
Oh shit, this is awesome!

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2009, 07:14:42 PM »
LOL!I think pauls made Me laugh the hardest with that coming home late drunk remark
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2009, 07:45:58 PM »
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: My name is frederick, and boy do i have some good news for you.
You: Would you like to know?
Stranger: what
You: You can enlarge your penis up to 6 inches!!! And fat too!!!! All naturally bro, im a doctor!
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2009, 08:39:48 PM »
Stranger: =D
You: do you have tits and a vagina?
Stranger: I have a cock that would shit all over yours. Wanna play? =D
You: i feel a hate crime coming on
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: I'm kidding.
Stranger: You need a real girlfriend.
You: i have
Stranger: Not a website.
You: one
You: her name is frank
Stranger: O_o Don't cheat on her
Stranger: OH
You: shes a sheep
Stranger: Pretend. xD
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Raow
You: shes got soft sexy skin
Stranger: Good luck with your sexy sheep
You: i tried with a horse but the vagina was too big'
Stranger: Depends if your cock is small or not
Stranger: Horses scream for me.
You: thats because you murder them
Stranger: With my cock. Raow.
You: i heard about you
You: the horse assassin
Stranger: Mmm. I'm famous. I almost pass out when I get a boner.
You: this has been fun but i dont talk to fags