Author Topic: OMEGLE  (Read 1926 times)

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OMEGLE
« on: June 09, 2009, 02:07:19 AM »
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 03:03:12 AM »
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Stranger: hey
You: location ?
You: I will send a warplane to destroy your elementary !!!
Stranger: lol
You: 10 more secs and I will wipe your city off the earth
Stranger: go lol
Stranger: i live near preston
Stranger: england
You: is that anywhere near overseer ?
Stranger: no lol
You: dammit, anyways how fat is your girlfriend ?
Stranger: you yank
Stranger: ?
You: my girl weighs 292 pounds
Stranger: nice one
You: no yank here
Stranger: wer ya from
You: I'm roam the deserts in search of jolly ranchers.
You: I*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you from usa though?
You: yes but I'm a spy for the red sea knights
You: we ride sea horses
You: and they're pink
You: why do you guys eat beans for breakfast ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont i hate beans
You: your country lost swag points with that one...
Stranger: are you a WoW newb
You: if I came to uk what city should i check besides homo london
You: WoW newb ?
Stranger: manchester
Stranger: world of warcraft
You: I gave up on computer games after I discovered lesbian porn...
You: let me give you some true advise, right now
You: i could be your dad
You: hence
You: my advise to you
You: what is girl bloke called ?
Stranger: tranny?
Stranger: heshe
You: no no
You: if a guy is a bloke, what is a girl version of bloke ?
You: slang ?
Stranger: dunno lol
Stranger: ?
You: what the fuck
You: anyways fuck any girl, everytime you have the opportunity !!!
You: high school sex is the best
Stranger: yes it is:)
You: even if she weighs 300 lbs
Stranger: haha fair enough
You: have you heard of this lame site called dubcc
Stranger: nah
Stranger: what is it
You: some gay west coast rap site
You: http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=220756.0
Stranger: ill go on it now
You: i don't understand why i post there
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you like rap?
You: not really, not any more
You: more into electronic music
Stranger: yhyh
Stranger: i like any music to be honest
Stranger: you like reggae?
You: well yes i can say that aswell
You: yeah but bob marley is lame
Stranger: yh
You: yh?
Stranger: to slo
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: his children are good aswell
You: damn you young kids and your internet abbrev.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: peter tosh?
You: no clue
Stranger: he was in the same band a s bob marley
Stranger: have you heard of bounty killer?
You: uh no
Stranger: kkkkk
You: who fuckin brainwashed you ?
You: :D
Stranger: lol no one
Stranger: :P
You: you like obama?
Stranger: yhyh hes better than george bush i spose
You: i heard obama was gonna take over gordon brown spot, how do you feel about that ?
Stranger: how is that possible
Stranger: i dont really like gordan brown tbh anyway
You: new world order, do you ever watch bbc ?
Stranger: lol w.e
Stranger: yh i do
Stranger: you?
You: w.e ?
Stranger: whatever lool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: please can you explain new world order
You: i swear you type one more abbrev i don't know and I will nuke england.
Stranger: fair one
Stranger: abbrev is an abbreviation:P
You: when iran attacks uk, america will annex england and gordon brown will be stomped to death by camels
Stranger: rofl
You: true story
You: are you guys afraid of ww3 ?
Stranger: no
You: are you afraid of OBL ?
Stranger: im quite forward to kicking some arab ass
Stranger: whas OBL?
Stranger: what
You: osama bin laden
Stranger: nah
You: what about russian and chinese, they will gang rape the queen/king ?
Stranger: nah blad
You: you guys are dead meat, imo.
Stranger: i will rape that russian pussy
You: you need captain planet and shit
Stranger: oh yh soz best back off from big bad americans
You: whoa whoa where is the hostility coming from ?
Stranger: lol
You: have you ever watched captain planet before ?
Stranger: never heard of it lol
Stranger: is it american?
You: i thought it was international...
You: damn
You: you guys are living in poverty
Stranger: nah its probs just shit
You: nah shits is eating beans for breakfast
Stranger: lol i hate beans
You: you know what i eats for breakfast ?
Stranger: mcdonalds?
You: haha good one
You: nah everyday i eat smores with code red mountain dew
Stranger: *jokes*
Stranger: whats smores?
You: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=smores&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1
You: get mad !
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its loading now
Stranger: you mean marshmellows?
Stranger: in a biscuit?
You: with chocolate hoe
Stranger: they look quite nice
You: you never had one ?
Stranger: no
You: wtf slap your moms
Stranger: but ive had marshmellows
Stranger: lol
You: try it tonight
Stranger: right then
Stranger: ill try and find some in a shop
You: get some grahama crackers aka biscuits, chocolate and marshmellows
Stranger: but i am at school right now
You: it will make you wanna slap the queen
Stranger: lol
 

Big B

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 05:46:13 AM »
You: i swear you type one more abbrev i don't know and I will nuke england.
You: when iran attacks uk, america will annex england and gordon brown will be stomped to death by camels
lol.

smores are delicious.
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 06:11:54 AM »
You: anyways fuck any girl, everytime you have the opportunity !!!
You: high school sex is the best
Stranger: yes it is:)
You: even if she weighs 300 lbs

LMAO....


You: i swear you type one more abbrev i don't know and I will nuke england.
You: when iran attacks uk, america will annex england and gordon brown will be stomped to death by camels
lol.

smores are delicious.

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 12:44:18 PM »
dope shit! funny actually!
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 03:46:48 PM »
Stranger: STRIP!
You: I will
Stranger: Thanks.
You: To the sound of puppies mating
You: u?
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: I came.
You: Thats how we do in America
You: I also cut up Guatemalan hookers
You: and make a suit out of there skin
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that is nice!
Stranger: we should hang out sometime
You: haha
Stranger: or perhaps
Stranger: you could babysit my kids!
You: OH excellent
Stranger: I think you're the man for the job
You: im a woman
You: My court order don't allow me near children
Stranger: I don't think that is true
Stranger: Your court order don't allow you near anybody
You: I have the swine flu
You: so it is true i am quarenteened
Stranger: Can I get it through omegle?
You: maybe
Stranger: fuck it!
You: no cussing or I will nuke your country
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 03:53:00 PM »
You: Location
You: ?

Stranger: JUNGLES OF CONGO
Stranger: IM SITTING HERE IN A TREE
Stranger: WITH MY BRAND NEW
Stranger: APPLE LAPTOP
You: Thats awesome. Will I need an aids vaccine?
Stranger: PROBABLY
Stranger: DEPENDS DO YOU TAKE IT IN THE POOPER?
You: Are you sitting with that monkey from the movie Congo?
You: I bet you that giant mechanical monkey will ream u good
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: YOU SICK
Stranger: I BET U LIKE MAN BUTT
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 04:00:13 PM »

You: i swear you type one more abbrev i don't know and I will nuke england.

You: nah everyday i eat smores with code red mountain dew
Stranger: *jokes*
Stranger: whats smores?
You: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=smores&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1
You: get mad !
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its loading now
Stranger: you mean marshmellows?
Stranger: in a biscuit?
You: with chocolate hoe



LMFAO
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 05:54:41 AM »
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You: sup?
Stranger: the sky :P
You: jesus.
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Big B

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 06:49:23 AM »
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: nice to see you ,,,
You: you cant see me
Stranger: i can see
You: can you?
Stranger:  you donot know??
You: no.
You: if you were a duck wha type would you be?
Stranger: are you a duck??
You: yes
Stranger: where are you from??
Stranger: woow
Stranger: eeeeee
Stranger: why are  you to be a duck??
You: thats the way it is
Stranger: how old are you??
You: why are you a stranger then?
You: in duck years or human years?
Stranger: what mean??
You: ducks and humans age differently
Stranger: where are you from??
You: the pond down the road
Stranger: acumen
You: english please
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you
You:  in duck years or human years?
Stranger: funk 
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Raphael

Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 06:52:37 AM »
Stranger: Let's kiss eachother (im a boy)
You: lets get it on then (im a tranny)
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weirdos....
 

Big B

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 07:30:39 AM »
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Stranger: hi
You: howdy
You: are you a communist?
Stranger: no
You: would you like to be one?
You: i hear they sell their young girls to lonely american men
You: ad brides
Stranger: for whay?
You: *as
You: for marrage
Stranger: Very funny how you refera foreigners
You: but then the girls get divorced after they've been married long enough to become us citizens
You: good racket huh?
Stranger: how many years you have?

You: huh?
You: i havent married one of these girls
You: have you
You: ?
Stranger: i'm 20
Stranger: and you?
You: 16
Stranger: and  i neve be married before
You: why not
You: ?
You: you dont like being a prisoner in your own house?
You: do you still live with your mom?
Stranger: seriously even if you have 16 years and was married with 2 girls before?
pesquisar
You: no ive never been married
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i live with my parents
You: ive got 2 years left with this wench before im out
You: i think when i turn 18 im going to live under a bridge
You: atleast for the summer
Stranger: aushuahsuahsuashaus
Stranger: very funny
You: then when the fall rolls around ill go to college. but not for school. just to pork virgins
Stranger:  i think when i turn 18 im going to live under a bridge
Stranger: atleast for the summer
You: see if i can trick these broads into giving me free rent and food
You: ya feel me?
Stranger: it's true
You: are you in college?
You: and if so, are there still virgins there?
You: and how many?
Stranger: 1 minit please
You: you misspelled minute
Stranger: say what you want with it?
You: with what?
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: where do you live?
Stranger: say what you want with it?
You: sac town baby
You: say what i want with what?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i dont undestand
You: me niether
Stranger: auhsuahsuahsuahs
Stranger: you is very funny
Stranger: XD
You: im not funny
Stranger: yes you are
You: im real
You: from the mean streets of del passo hights
You: you might have seen me on youtube
Stranger: no
Stranger: send me
You:
Stranger: if you is not funny is very ironic for a boy of 16 years
You:
You: like i told you im not funny
Stranger: are you in YOU TUBE?
You: yeah buddy
You: that was me 2 years ago
You: i have since changed my wasys and become a christian
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: and i nolonger say the n word
You: they found my address online and sent me a clown
You: and mulch and a whole bunch of shit
You: youre talking to an internet celebrity
You: are you polish?
Stranger: no
You: you you like polish saussage?
Stranger: sorry but I can not do anything for you, then you think q is shown to be less favored helped, right?
You: waht?
You: are you american?
 

Paul

Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2009, 08:11:33 AM »
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Stranger: hey
You: heloo
Stranger: asl?
You: ass?
Stranger: asl?
You: ass?
Stranger: asl?



Wtf is asl
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universe

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 08:14:52 AM »
AGE/SEX (M OR F) /LOCATION  ;D
 

Paul

Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 08:16:07 AM »
AGE/SEX (M OR F) /LOCATION  ;D


orite haha, i didnt know there was little codes for this stuff
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