Author Topic: OMEGLE  (Read 1927 times)

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2009, 09:22:46 AM »
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Stranger: Hi !
You: HELLO
Stranger: From ?
You: YOU WANT GPS COORDINATES ?
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2009, 06:52:43 PM »
Oh shit, this is awesome!

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2009, 07:14:42 PM »
LOL!I think pauls made Me laugh the hardest with that coming home late drunk remark
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2009, 07:45:58 PM »
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: My name is frederick, and boy do i have some good news for you.
You: Would you like to know?
Stranger: what
You: You can enlarge your penis up to 6 inches!!! And fat too!!!! All naturally bro, im a doctor!
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2009, 08:39:48 PM »
Stranger: =D
You: do you have tits and a vagina?
Stranger: I have a cock that would shit all over yours. Wanna play? =D
You: i feel a hate crime coming on
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: I'm kidding.
Stranger: You need a real girlfriend.
You: i have
Stranger: Not a website.
You: one
You: her name is frank
Stranger: O_o Don't cheat on her
Stranger: OH
You: shes a sheep
Stranger: Pretend. xD
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Raow
You: shes got soft sexy skin
Stranger: Good luck with your sexy sheep
You: i tried with a horse but the vagina was too big'
Stranger: Depends if your cock is small or not
Stranger: Horses scream for me.
You: thats because you murder them
Stranger: With my cock. Raow.
You: i heard about you
You: the horse assassin
Stranger: Mmm. I'm famous. I almost pass out when I get a boner.
You: this has been fun but i dont talk to fags
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2009, 08:49:37 PM »
You: hey
Stranger: HI
You: whats your name
Stranger: LINDA
Stranger: YOU?
You: they call me long dong hugenstein
You: or frank
Stranger: OK
You: what do you do for fun LINDA
You: suck big cock?
Stranger: ???
You: where you from
Stranger: TAIWAN
You: its HARD...to do two things at once
You: im touching my penis right now
You: im white
You: which means im probably a lot bigger then your used to
You: is it true all asians have small dicks and cant drive?
You: why are you taking so long to respond i thought you people were smart
Stranger: F U C K
You: you want to fuck already?
Stranger: = =
You: damn you get right to the point no small talk
You: i like your style
You: do you mind if i just stick my dick through the hole in my boxers i dont like to be naked
Stranger: ARE YOU KIDDING
You: no
You: dont make fun of me linda
You: god you can be such a bitch
You: what happened to us?
You: we used to love eachother
You: now three kids later every time you talk i just want to smack you in the mouth
Stranger: ..
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2009, 08:50:14 PM »
lol
 

Jaydc555

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2009, 08:56:28 PM »
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: m/f
You: both
You: you?
Stranger: whoa, how does that work?
You: your curious
You: im going to call you whiskers
Stranger: oh my.
You: i was born with both a penis and a vagina
You: no anus
Stranger: ...then how do you Excrete?
You: in a colostome bag
You: its not that ba
You: d
You: i mean i can shit while at the dinner table
You: so whats your name
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Jaydc555

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2009, 09:06:33 PM »
Stranger: hello
You: do you have tits and a vagina
Stranger: nope....
You: then why are you talking to me you fucking fag
You: you sicken me
Stranger: =(
You: stop hitting on me
You: god im like candy to you people
Stranger: sorry ur 2 sexxii
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2009, 09:12:38 PM »
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: ?

You: do you bleed once a month or are you a guy
Stranger: asl
You: didnt you know asl is boring?
You: im trying to be creative
Stranger: i'm sex want
You: looney?
Stranger: me too?
You: 22 m canada
You: you
Stranger: you man?
You: yes
Stranger: YOU FUCK  YOU D I E 
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2009, 09:56:56 PM »
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME?
You: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
Stranger: not particularly
You: WELL WELL
You: BIG MR TOUGH GUY
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2009, 10:02:17 PM »
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hey.
Stranger: Whats up?
You: You tell me.
Stranger: Well for me its the rest of my house
You: Any reason in particular you dragged me into this chat room?
Stranger: I think you now
You: You want to fight me or something?
Stranger: because im crazy interesting and willing to debate on anything >=)
You: Well lets debate
Stranger: Pick a topic
You: Me shitting
You: I shit a lot
You: All i eat is pizza flavored goldfish really
You: And when i do shit its pure gold
Stranger: Well it seems you understand the cause and the effect on this situation
Stranger: Eat more goldfish imo
Stranger: but REAL goldfish
You: People pay to see pictures of me shitting? Ok buddy? I'm famous
Stranger: i have never heard of you
You: They call me Shits McGee
You: I'm big in germany
You: They pay me to make videos of me shitting
Stranger: Oh yea you were on youtube
You: They eat that stuff up, literally
Stranger: Sounds like fun, I should visit Germany sometime O.o
You: Yea, anyone can be famous over there. They love david hasslehoff
Stranger: Well i mean he helped bring down the Berlin Wall
Stranger: he should be in that museum
You: All that history is unimportant when i take pure golden shits, nothing really matters
You: I am making a fortune off just taking shits all day
You: What have you accomplished?
Stranger: How much does a turd sell for
You: Nothing.
Stranger: How do you know that?
You: A turd? I sell it by the peanut
You: 1 golden nugget of peanut goes for 5000 easy on ebay
Stranger: Wicked
You: Sells itself really
Stranger: So you must be filthy rich
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: I jizz chocolate
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2009, 10:11:02 PM »
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey, what's up man?
Stranger: m/f
You: You callin me a mother fucker?
You: You want to fight me or something?
Stranger: m=male,f=female
You: Whoa whoa
You: Chill out mother fucker
You: Cause all that talking reckless a get you smacked
You: If you want to throw down we can throw down right now
You: Cause noe throwaz be stoppahz
Stranger: u r male
Stranger: what was that
Stranger: fuck u son of a bitch
You: Yeah, i'm a male, and i'll rip your eyeballs out and use them as toys for my 6 yr old son
You: We can't afford legos so we make with what we got, you got a problem with that?
Stranger: okok can u give me some fucking website
You: A website?
You: You need more than a website buddy.
Stranger: yup
You: You need a whole gun store
Stranger: give me some
You: You can't stop me and my army of midget friends
You: We will swarm you and kick you right in the nuts
You: You will be winded for like 15-20 minutes
You: Then what?
You: You lose buddy
You: You lost before you even tried
Stranger: give some only some fucker
You: I see how things are
You: Gonna talk shit then just stop typing?
You: I see what type of person you are
You: Your a straight up hoe
Stranger: i m fucking freak
You: Yea? I bet you are
You: Only someone sick in the head would use this website
You: You disgust me, people like you should be locked up
Stranger: fuck u motherfucker
Stranger: u dont have any website
You: What are you trying to say?
You: Oh, and i do have my own website. What do you have?
You: Nothing.
You: A computer? Yeah, thats about all you have buddy
Stranger: i want some nude website
You: Gay porn? I knew you were sick but jesus fucking christ
Stranger: i m a hindu
You: So hindu people are gay?
You: Is that your excuse
Stranger: fuck u motherfucker
Stranger: i fucked your whole family
Stranger: and urs sister was the best
You: IP address logged >> Extracting file virusload.exe >> Extraction successfull
You: Yea your fucked now buddy
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2009, 10:18:54 PM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl is boring
Stranger: hallo
You: lets find something else to say
Stranger: asl
You: WTF MAN
You: you ruined everything
Stranger: india
You: 14/f/japan
You: Hey, i just figured out where you live using http://www.phonetrace.org/
Stranger: 19/f
You: Thats pretty cool
You: Can i come over, i need to borrow some sugar?
Stranger: i am cool man
You: I bet you are
You: Can i come over and meet you now?
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh
Stranger: great
You: We are friends, right?
Stranger: right your email?
You: My e-mail doesn't concern you
You: I found your house using http://www.phonetrace.org/ and want to come over
Stranger: u r student?
You: Yep
Stranger: class
You: I'm studying to be an underground chemist
You: I live right next door, i got a pretty sweet meth lab in my basement
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh good subject
You: Yeah it is
You: IP address logged >>> Extracting file virusload.exe >>> virusload.exe extracted successfully!
Stranger: u tell me about u
Stranger: u a sexy girl
You: Scanning folder C:/ProgramFiles >>> ......Scan Complete! >>> Deleting All Files >>> Files Deleted!
You: You ever get a bad virus before?
Stranger: i know C
You: I know ABC123
Stranger: GREAT
You: ITS EASY
You: MOTHER FUCKER
You: YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME
You: SUCKIN DEEZ NUTS AINT GONNA DO ITS SELF
Stranger: you realy 14 year
You: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, YOU SPEAK IT?
You: YOU FOREIGN PIECE OF SHIT
You: YOUR KIND SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET
Stranger: my mother lag is hindi
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Jaydc555

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2009, 10:26:50 PM »
i was going to keep filling in funny conversations but got distracted having cyber sex