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QuietTruth

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #75 on: July 14, 2009, 03:08:32 PM »
^ LMAO
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #76 on: July 14, 2009, 06:14:40 PM »
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: welcome, let me put the kettle on
You: do you take cream?
Stranger: yee
You: one lump or two?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: three
You: i see you live dangerously
Stranger: im making a ham samwich would u like one
You: three it is
You: yes please.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: extra jiz?
You: can you make mine with extra ham?
You: no jiz please, just ham
Stranger: extra ham it is
Stranger: kool
You: after this we should take a walk on the lawn and discuss your marriage with my daughter
Stranger: sure
You: this sandwich is one of the best ive had in a while.
You: are you enjoying your tea?
Stranger: yes thank you
Stranger: omfg iam haveing a heart
Stranger: atack
Stranger: 3 lumps
You: oh dear!
Stranger: OMFG I SEE THE LIGHT
Stranger: IAM GOING
Stranger: TO IT
You: with three lumps i would think you might go into a diabetic coma.
You: not a heart attack
You: do you have diabeetus?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: bye
Stranger: iam d ieniih
Stranger: dienh
You: have fun!
Stranger: you too
Stranger: oh and i love ur penis
Stranger: ummy
You: i love my penis too!
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Big B

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #77 on: July 14, 2009, 06:17:56 PM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: howdy
Stranger: hey
You: hows life in the big apple?
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #78 on: July 14, 2009, 06:21:10 PM »
was boring and not funny 4 pages ago
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G-Funk

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #79 on: November 07, 2009, 03:01:59 PM »
Stranger: hi
You: HIHIH
Stranger: m or f
You: M
Stranger: cool im f
You: COO COO
Stranger: age?
You: 20
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: thats ok right
You: thats ok.
Stranger: i dont mean to hurry u but can u send me a cock pic cuz me bf broke up wit me like 2 hrs ago
Stranger: by text message
Stranger: no plz
You: how bez by myspace eh?
Stranger: yea but ur older than me n tht turns me on
You: how old waz ur bf?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: i did but notin came up plz just do it if u do i will send u a tits n vagina pic
You: i got somethin for ya ;)
You: http://www.meatspin.com/
Stranger: ive seen that b4
You: now ur happy
Stranger: a cock spins around
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: no i mean my bf brokr up wit me by text message
You: o i c
Stranger: can u copy the web address
You: ?
Stranger: put 1 on the comp
Stranger: n send it 2 me plz
Stranger: put it on a website n send the address to me
You: well?
You: DO U WANT?!?
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ahahahahahahaa
« Last Edit: November 07, 2009, 03:04:07 PM by Dollaz + $ense »
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westsiderider323

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #80 on: November 07, 2009, 03:35:24 PM »
Stranger: i m male with webcam and wanna let a girl watch my cock and orgasm on msn. what do u say?
You: i say ur a sick fuck and deserve to rot in jail wit other pedofiles and sex offenders
You: i got ya IP address
You: and im send the cops and FBI to ur place
You: sick fuck
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #81 on: November 07, 2009, 05:27:31 PM »
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Stranger: do u like dick
You: no
You: i can find you someone who does though.,
You: email this guy
LAXCITYLIGHTS@GMAIL.COM
You: he likes dick
You: he will even suck dick for thizz.
You: apparently
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LAX CITY LIGHTS

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #82 on: November 07, 2009, 05:35:48 PM »
Quote from: Jimmy D on November 07, 2009, 05:27:31 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u like dick
You: no
You: i can find you someone who does though.,
You: email this guy
LAXCITYLIGHTS@GMAIL.COM
You: he likes dick
You: he will even suck dick for thizz.
You: apparently
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YOU DONT WANNA FUCK WITH ME 8) 8)
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #83 on: November 07, 2009, 06:04:34 PM »
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You: hi
You: brb, sandwich time
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #84 on: November 07, 2009, 08:52:10 PM »
There's a chance I've said this before, but Omegle is awesome.
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #85 on: November 08, 2009, 01:05:45 AM »
O shit, I forgot about this. Now I'm gonna bookmark it for those boring nights.
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #86 on: November 08, 2009, 02:41:23 AM »
Quote from: Sikotic on November 08, 2009, 01:05:45 AM
O shit, I forgot about this. Now I'm gonna bookmark it for those boring nights.

what he said  8)
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Sikotic™

Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #87 on: November 08, 2009, 02:45:25 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: OMG i just found out im HIV positivie
You: :'''''''''''''''(
Stranger: bummer
You: yeah
You: but im gonna fuck like theres no tomorrow
Stranger: go spread that shit
You: exactly
Stranger: thas right... cant go alone... otta take some wit u
You: i mean. im gonna die anyways
You: who gives a fuck?
Stranger: fuk it...
You: if im luck, ill fuck someone with terminal cancer
Stranger: hahahahahahhaah
You: and we'll both be up shits creek
You: good times
Stranger: lol
You: thank you for your inspiration
Stranger: u know this shit was invented by some 17 yr old
You: now i will infect the world
You: really?
You: ASSHOLE KID
Stranger: i say u infect him
You: fuckin bastard, id feast on his spleen if my T cell count were low enough
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #88 on: November 08, 2009, 10:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Sikotic on November 08, 2009, 02:45:25 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: OMG i just found out im HIV positivie
You: :'''''''''''''''(
Stranger: bummer
You: yeah
You: but im gonna fuck like theres no tomorrow
Stranger: go spread that shit
You: exactly
Stranger: thas right... cant go alone... otta take some wit u
You: i mean. im gonna die anyways
You: who gives a fuck?
Stranger: fuk it...
You: if im luck, ill fuck someone with terminal cancer
Stranger: hahahahahahhaah
You: and we'll both be up shits creek
You: good times
Stranger: lol
You: thank you for your inspiration
Stranger: u know this shit was invented by some 17 yr old
You: now i will infect the world
You: really?
You: ASSHOLE KID
Stranger: i say u infect him
You: fuckin bastard, id feast on his spleen if my T cell count were low enough
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Happy times!
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #89 on: November 08, 2009, 10:54:15 AM »
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