Somethin scary happened to me today

[Doggystylin]

ahh, scariest shit happened to me today, well i was walkin down a isle in Kmart lookin for a needle so i can pump my basketball up and get practice a lil before i get drafted in the NBA and then....... this fag passes by me and looks at my body like around my stomach and dick area and hes like ooo mmmmmmm , i was WTF, i was about to run back kick his ass but he already passed by me, ahh man it was scary as fuck, shit it was hell, god damn i never really was ok with fags but now their all bringing on me, damn i hate fags

[West Coast Veteran]

Sick. That has happened to me before and I kicked the guy in the face. I ain't even playing.

[Jome]

Sick. That has happened to me before and I kicked the guy in the face. I ain't even playing.

Lol, go tell 'em
The suckas

[Youngster323]

they probably enjoy it since they are gettin some kind of contact

[Sub-Z]

it was prolly nik

but damn that sucks

[MidnightPills]

it was prolly nik

but damn that sucks

LMAO... yeah it just might have been... or... roccy  

nah i am just kidding!

[Sub-Z]

LMAO... yeah it just might have been... or... roccy  

nah i am just kidding!

nah couldnt have been roccy,that fat bitch couldnt have fit through the doors at kmart

[MidnightPills]

nah couldnt have been roccy,that fat bitch couldnt have fit through the doors at kmart

OMG!!!!... that was the funniest shit on have read on the board....Sub-z you think of the best shit!!!!

LMOA  

[maxi-padz]

lol@doggy making passes on straight guys

[Tecknine]

lol@ i work at kmart

[maxi-padz]

lol@pr1mo making moves on doggy

[Sikotic™]

That's why I'ma start wearin' metal boxers. Just incase a gang of homos "jump" me.

[bLaDe]

LOL daamn that sucks, u should put up a sign in that area "BEWARE OF FAGZ"


 -{bLaDe}

[MidnightPills]

lol@ i work at kmart

LoL... i so want to work there! how much you make...if you don't mind me asking?

[Trauma-san]

When I was like 14, you know, lookin' good like always, I had a similar situation at a flea market.  My dad and me were set up there, selling stuff, and this crazy old man comes around, big tumour growing on his forehead, etc.  And starts asking if we have any Beta movies for sale, lol.  Well, my dad goes to the bathroom.  This fool starts saying "you look a lot better since you got your braces off"... only thing is, I never had braces.  Then he's telling me he's got this club he just opened, and said I oughta come by, I could eat a girl out and get my di*k sucked at the same time... all this crap... so by now, i'm feeling uncomfortable, cuz hey, i'm 14.  So, I don't know what to say to the guy... eventually, he gets around to basically mentioning that he would be the one doing the di*k sucking at the club, and I'm starting to shake, scared the hell out of me.  My dad gets back, and the guy takes off.

The next week, My brother (also 14, but swol) went to the flea market, and ran into the guy.  He beat his ASS all out the door... never saw the guy again... and this was some crazy 60 year old guy, or somethin'.