I'm paying for pussy tonight

[Tanjential]

they can have self respect, ain't nothin wrong with women who are good at sex, honest about it and willing to share such a gift with the world...if only all women had a little of the adventurous sexual expert in them...

-T

[Kool Beenz]

so this is what went down
my friends dad told my friend him and his brother can bring 2 friends out with them to the whore house
me and my friend get all blown and drunk before we go then we meet up later with his dad and brother cus his dad had to wait for his wife to go to sleep

his dad is about a 58 year old ballin ass man he is in real estate and is a contractor and he has his own construction company he is a rich mother fucker but not one of those flashy "look at me" rich men he doesnt drive a brand new mercedez or jaguar hes not flashy hes a really conservative guy

well by midnight we take off to Maxi's and we are pretty faded as fuck
when i get there the dad starts buying us rounds
the scenery was pretty chill whores everywhere and it was like a bar and behind the bar was a motel and rooms for the business


well my friends dad immediately goes in there and starts drinking and grabs the finest hooker in there and takes her away and i dont see him until we leave
me and my friend were pretty blitzed and before my friends dad left he said "everything is on me tonight guys"
so we were like fuck yeah started drinking jack and coke
then my friends brother is like being harrassed by this older whore she aint that good looking and wont get off him so he takes her LMAO she was an older bitch too around like 40 that kept following him and shit
im talking to the whores and they are all wetbacks maybe like 2 white bitches and the rest are fuckin wetback bitches
my friend was like i already know which one i want and i said i know too

i ended up picking a Columbian chick of course she is an illegal immigrant but she can speak pretty good english
we go to a room and my heart is fuckin beating so fast cus this bitch is in a thong with huge tits ready to fuck and she was tall and fine with black hair light skin and just fine from head to toe i think
when we get into the room i lay on the bed and she takes my pants off for me she puts a condom on me and puts some weird lube i never seen before but it felt good

she starts sucking my dick with the condom on and im enjoying it then she gets on top and starts fucking the shit out of me shes kinda quiet and was kissing me on my neck and she was doing an awesome job she was loose as fuck but knew what she was doing

so i nut in 5 minutes   im not trying to brag like im a porn star or nothing but this has NEVER happened to me i always ATLEAST last half an hour
anyways she knows i come and im about to take the condom off and she is like "no no no" and takes it off for me wipes my dick clean with her tits then goes to the restroom and cleans her pussy right in front of me lol
then she tells me i still have an hour with her so i said ok i take a piss and she starts asking me questions like "so you go to college" and "do you have a family"
im like "why are you asking me questions" shes like "i like to get to know my customers" she said "is there any relationship problems you wanna talk about" and im thinkin in my head "why the fuck am i gonna talk to a wetback hooker for"

anways i tell her no and i wanna have sex again and she says "are you ready to go again" but in spanish and i said "si" lol
but i told her this time i wanted to fuck and asked if she can put the condom on with her mouth and she did
so i told her i wanted to do it doggystyle and she let me tap that ass
the 2nd go round was alot better i lasted maybe 15 mintues and she did an awesome job again

then im trippin cus she says time is up and we go back to the bar
i see my friends brothers friend and he was like "dude i nutted in 5 minutes WTF" and i start laughing and said i did too
then my friend comes out and a couple of minutes later his dad did he was like "happy fathers day boys"
and we are getting ready to go but my friends dad says "where is Isaac"? (the brother)
we were like idk he left with the bitch then we wait a while and his hooker comes out and says in spanish "your friend fell asleep and wont wake up"
we get worried so my friend is like "damnit isaac past out" so he goes and wakes him up
we were laughing at him cus he said he nutted twice and just crashed out after that LMAO you shoulda seen the dude he look totally waisted

anyways when we leave the dad pays for everything i didnt have to drop a penny and we laugh and talk about it the whole way home

my hookers name was Natalia and my friends hookers name was Lupita

[Don Jacob]

you better play this or this:

[Don Jacob]

so this is what went down
my friends dad told my friend him and his brother can bring 2 friends out with them to the whore house
me and my friend get all blown and drunk before we go then we meet up later with his dad and brother cus his dad had to wait for his wife to go to sleep

his dad is about a 58 year old ballin ass man he is in real estate and is a contractor and he has his own construction company he is a rich mother fucker but not one of those flashy "look at me" rich men he doesnt drive a brand new mercedez or jaguar hes not flashy hes a really conservative guy

well by midnight we take off to Maxi's and we are pretty faded as fuck
when i get there the dad starts buying us rounds
the scenery was pretty chill whores everywhere and it was like a bar and behind the bar was a motel and rooms for the business


well my friends dad immediately goes in there and starts drinking and grabs the finest hooker in there and takes her away and i dont see him until we leave
me and my friend were pretty blitzed and before my friends dad left he said "everything is on me tonight guys"
so we were like fuck yeah started drinking jack and coke
then my brothers friend is like being harrassed by this older whore she aint that good looking and wont get off him so he takes her LMAO she was an older bitch too around like 40 that kept following him and shit
im talking to the whores and they are all wetbacks maybe like 2 white bitches and the rest are fuckin wetback bitches
my friend was like i already know which one i want and i said i know too

i ended up picking a Columbian chick of course she is an illegal immigrant but she can speak pretty good english
we go to a room and my heart is fuckin beating so fast cus this bitch is in a thong with huge tits ready to fuck and she was tall and fine with black hair light skin and just fine from head to toe i think
when we get into the room i lay on the bed and she takes my pants off for me she puts a condom on me and puts some weird lube i never seen before but it felt good

she starts sucking my dick with the condom on and im enjoying it then she gets on top and starts fucking the shit out of me shes kinda quiet and was kissing me on my neck and she was doing an awesome job she was loose as fuck but knew what she was doing

so i nut in 5 minutes   im not trying to brag like im a porn star or nothing but this has NEVER happened to me i always ATLEAST last half an hour
anyways she knows i come and im about to take the condom off and she is like "no no no" and takes it off for me wipes my dick clean with her tits then goes to the restroom and cleans her pussy right in front of me lol
then she tells me i still have an hour with her so i said ok i take a piss and she starts asking me questions like "so you go to college" and "do you have a family"
im like "why are you asking me questions" shes like "i like to get to know my customers" she said "is there any relationship problems you wanna talk about" and im thinkin in my head "why the fuck am i gonna talk to a wetback hooker for"

anways i tell her no and i wanna have sex again and she says "are you ready to go again" but in spanish and i said "si" lol
but i told her this time i wanted to fuck and asked if she can put the condom on with her mouth and she did
so i told her i wanted to do it doggystyle and she let me tap that ass
the 2nd go round was alot better i lasted maybe 15 mintues and she did an awesome job again

then im trippin cus she says time is up and we go back to the bar
i see my friends brothers friend and he was like "dude i nutted in 5 minutes WTF" and i start laughing and said i did too
then my friend comes out and a couple of minutes later his dad did he was like "happy fathers day boys"
and we are getting ready to go but my friends dad says "where is Isaac"? (the brother)
we were like idk he left with the bitch then we wait a while and his hooker comes out and says in spanish "your friend fell asleep and wont wake up"
we get worried so my friend is like "damnit isaac past out" so he goes and wakes him up
we were laughing at him cus he said he nutted twice and just crashed out after that LMAO you shoulda seen the dude he look totally waisted

anyways when we leave the dad pays for everything i didnt have to drop a penny and we laugh and talk about it the whole way home

my hookers name was Natalia and my friends hookers name was Lupita

she must have been REALLY REALLY REALLY good. that or that must have been some hawt lube cuz i really can't nut with a condom on, even the ultra thin ones.

[Muhfukka]

your should hang out with your friends dad more often

[El the Self Image]

your should hang out with your friends dad more often

Co-Sign.....

[G-Funk]

Lol @ your friend nutting & passing out all quick
your friend's dad sounds hella chill

...she tells me i still have an hour with her so i said ok i take a piss and she starts asking me questions

did she say anythin about herself?

[Kool Beenz]

Lol @ your friend nutting & passing out all quick
your friend's dad sounds hella chill

...she tells me i still have an hour with her so i said ok i take a piss and she starts asking me questions

did she say anythin about herself?

actually yeah she has 2 kids and came to america when she was 22 and was an escort in Columbia for very rich men but moved to america to make more money and get away from how bad columbia is and she loves texas

seems like a good lady but whoreing is her profession lol

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

shoulda taken pictures of the bitch

[Kool Beenz]

i should of tooken the viagra too
 

and i should a stuck it in her ass

everything happened so fast lol before i knew it time was already up
this was one of those situations where your like "i should of done this and i should of done that" after the fact

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

i should of tooken the viagra too
 

and i should a stuck it in her ass

everything happened so fast lol before i knew it time was already up
this was one of those situations where your like "i should of done this and i should of done that" after the fact

LOL...told you, homie...next time take my advice. with that viagra, you woulda definitely been beating that up the whole hour, in various different positions. handlin business.

[Kool Beenz]

LOL my friends brother (Isaac) got Mono the kissing disease
LMAO
dude has a swollen ass throat and is on antibiotics and codeine
he told his chick he got it from playing beer pong
dude cant even talk

im glad thats all he got no VD's

[jeromechickenbone]

Glad to see not everyone isn't lame around here. Props AG sounds like a good time. Lol at your friend catchin some funk.

[the ghost]

Good looking young AG....that story is on some baller shit.  Glad you kept it real.

[S P I C E]

your should hang out with your friends dad more often

TRUE STORY