It's April 19, 2024, 06:19:16 AM
I got about half way through.
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.
Mind you I'm high off Chronic while writing Dr. Dre: (Setting up the drum machine) Ok, for this session I want something with a Classic West Coast FeelSnoop:Oh I got, We can do a Final EpisodeDr. Dre:(Grudgingly) Oh yeah, cause that shit hasn't played out since I first announced this bastardSnoop:Well look what do you want to do?Dr. Dre:Something on another Level (Shady EnterS) Something That will Tear THIS MOTHER FUCKERUP (50 Cent Enters) SOMETHING THAT WILL FLY OFF THE WALLS Shady:Were is Bishop??? Isn't he recording today?Dr. Dre: Who?Shady:Lamont, you know your new boy?Dr. Dre:Look I don't got time for some none-existent mother fuckers, I Swear Shady You popped one to many pillsShady: Hey I nearly died...Dr. Dre:Boo Fucking hoo, and then what do you give me? A shitty record claiming to stop the melt down of rap as you call it, and what is it? A shitty version of The Marshall Mathers LP.Shady: Yeah, but its deepDr. Dre: Its bullshit, You sell out with Crack A Bottle, You rehash with We Made youShady: But,Dr. Dre:Shut the fuck up, Then to make matters worse, Your trying so fucking hard to be Controversial when it just fucking sucks, Then you got your Fucking mothers old DedicationShady: A-Dr. Dre: Wheres KIM em? Where is she? Shady:.....she's on relapse 2Dr. Dre: Get the Fuck out of here (Shady Leaves) (Yells) GROW THE FUCK UP50 Cent: Yo, speaking of Grow Up, I love that track, You really put it down with Bishop.Dr. Dre: Who???50 Cent:You know, the guy you found back when Game was yo bitch?Dr. Dre: I got nothing.50 Cent: You did 4 mixtapes, all with Original Productions, you know the guy who's becoming one of the premier west coast rappers? Your working on his album?Dr. Dre: Listen, What sorta stupid mother fucker would give original Productions out for free??? That's just stupid, I'd make that shit a album Cause I'm a business man, not some stupid ass.50 Cent:uh...yeah...anyways.... Dr. Dre: Ok I got the beat put in, tell him to come in.Snoop: (Opens the door) Its timeWe see Lil Wayne Come InDr. Dre: Ok, Get in the boothLil Wayne: Wait, I got to get my Auto-Tune onDr. Dre: Wait your using Auto-Tune, are you fucking with me? This is Detox (Snoop Yells YEAH) This is the Ultimate West Coast Album! (50 ULTIMATE) NOTHING CAN FUCK WITH THIS. I got NAS, I 50, G-Unit, HITTMAN, SHADY, AND DPG in this.Lil Wayne: Yeah your right, I'll set The Tune from level 5 to KillDr. Dre: Whats the difference?Lil Wayne: Well, Level 5 = The normal Shit I use, Level 1 I call Kill, makes it seem Like I'm doing legit rappingLil Wayne Enters The Booth50 Cent: Ok I got to make a CallWe then see The game looking across the street at a buildingAnswers his phoneThe Game: What up nigga50 Cent: Yo, you hear, Dr. Dre dropped Bishop Dr. Dre:Who?50 Cent: So now, He's looking for a new signee, Look I know we had our problems in the past, but I'll put in a good word for yaThe Game: Ah SWEET HOMIE!!! CALL ME WHEN ITS DONE!!! (hangs up)Game sits their with a big Grin on his face50 Cent sends a Text Message :Jst Kidin Homie, You no dre no mess wit your btch ass lolThe Game:(Screaming) AH YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!! (A year roles down his eye) NO!!! ARGFGGH (TAKES OUT A RAZER) THIS IS FOR YOU DRE, YOU MY HOMEBOY!!! (Pulls out his Dick and Cuts it) ARRGGGHHMeanwhile inside the studioDr. Dre: (Muffled Scream) you guys hear something50 cent: uh, nah man. Yo I'm a Holla at Bishop (begins to walk out)Dr. Dre: Wait, Bishop? I remember her, wasn't she in your video when we put out Get rich?50 Cent:uh...YEAH...she's uhh HOT...I be banging her more then Chris Brown did his girlDr. Dre: Ah alright homie (50 walks out)Snoop: Man, this needs some foreal shit you feel me?Dr. Dre: Yeah, I know, but you know how the industry is, if your not shit you don't sell. Look at that one bitch Soulja Boy, his ass charted. Snoop:But your Doctor DrizA Ok? Your ass made The Chronic. You don't need to sell out.Dr. Dre:What are you talking about? I sold out since The Chronic.Snoop:Wha you mean?Dr. Dre: Come on think for a second. Let Me Ride, Nuthin but a G-Thang, Dre Day, I mean shit, the Album is nothing but recycled P-Funk tunes with a added drums and the word nigga every 4 second.Snoop:damn, well least I didn't sell ou-Dr. Dre: Don't even finish that sentence snoop, Do I need to bring up the Whole No-Limit Fuck up? What about That Egotistical Faggots LP you dropped??? You Think shit like that was Hardcore, Shit Let me guess what Malice will be. You gotta get yours before I get mine, Homies and bitches, I'm the coolest nigga around, and Lets see another Sequel To Gin and JuiceSnoop:(Angry) WHAT THE FUCK?Dr. Dre: whoa-Snoop:(Angry) WHO THE FUCK LEAKED IT??? God damn it, I hate that. I mean shit, First Relapse, and no me? Jesus dre, what sorta bussiness is this?Dr. Dre:A professional one, Sit your ass down.Snoop:Professional My ass, 10 years for 1 album, Then you leak track after Track, All which mind you had good potentiometer on the hitz scaleDr. Dre: How did you know I leaked em?Snoop:Oh come on, you uploaded them on your damn YouTube with a link to Rapidz.......Diz Som tight wit it shitzDr. Dre: Holy shit, your Lolz425, dude I blocked you for spam(Mean while in the ally way)The game recovering from the bleeding/pain. recovers from the pass out with a idea.The Game: I got it! I GOT IT!!! (RUNS TO Black Wall Street) THE ALBUM WON'T BE R.E.D. I'm CALLING IT D.R.E.S. : Dat Real Euphoric shitMean While in the club We see 50 Cent with Bishop Lamont, whos drunk and depressed.Lamont: God damn, I can't believe I got dropped again. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!!!50 Cent: Whoa you got dropped? Were you hear this???Lamont: Dubcnn forums, Some guy named Blas....Blas....Blastfaggotry or what ever said he heard it off The Aftermath Myspace.50 Cent: Damn...wait which 1?Lamont: What you mean Which 1?50 Cent: Well, theirs like 25 of em. Wait, you mean Dr. Dre didn't fire you?Lamont: Oh yeah, I should call him. (picks up the cellphone) Dr. Dre: Hello?Lamont: Yo its Me, Bishop!Dr. Dre:Hey what up man, hold up (covers the receiver) Snoop, its that same faggot fan that keeps calling, this shit is scary, last time he found his way in the studio so I made him some tracks cause I thought he was going rape me. Hey uh, Bishop?Lamont: So AM I DROPPED???Dr. Dre: uh, noo... Nope your still on. Infact, I'm posting it on my Twitter, and I'll be leaking 1 of those tracks we recorded earlier...Lamont: Sweet (hangs ups)Dr. Dre: Oh god. Whats happening with my life?Snoop:What's wrong?Dr. Dre: I got this album, I don't know how to make the shit appear real. I got this retarded fan constantly coming in the studio, I mean if I Call the police I'll look like a bitch... I just want to make this album real. What should I do?Snoop:Tupac.Dr. Dre: What?Snoop:Use a Tupac OG, add vocals, say the shit was recorded back in 96.Dr. Dre:But I only did like 1 track with him....Snoop:So, who the fuck is going to know?They'll take your word over those Rabid fansDr. Dre: This is good, I can even bullshit and say I'M DOING IT OUTTA RESPECT!!Snoop: Yeah!Dr. Dre:Oh shit..EAZY E!!!Snoop:YEAH YEAH!!!(next Christmas)Fan in the store: Yo, Man I heard dre put a 2 tracks with 2pac and Eazy outta Respect,Second Fan: Yeah man, He's a REAL NIGGA, NO one CAN FUCK WITH HIM!!! He even got Lil Wayne off That Auto-Tune shit!!!Fan inStore:Can't wait for the reformationSecond fan : I heard He Got Dropped.
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